IN ALABAMA/ ABOUT ALABAMA
Where did you get the line "They call Alabama the Crimson Tide/Call me Deacon Blues"?
Walter and I had been working on that song at a house in Malibu. I played him that line, and he said, "You mean it's like, 'They call these cracker assholes this grandiose name like the Crimson Tide, and I'm this loser, so they call me this other grandiose name, Deacon Blues?' " And I said, "Yeah!" He said, "Cool! Let's finish it!"
Full title game nonsense for the BCS Title game tomorrow. In the meantime, enjoy the sounds inspired by the Official EDSBS Team Of Rooting Interest Tomorrow, a.k.a. the Cracker Assholes With A Grandiose Name, and enjoy the GMAC Bowl (seen here being previewed by Holly, who has become quite the expert on the mid-majors this year in her duties over at the Dirty Y.)
See you tomorrow.
(Until then, you should read Sports Memes for 2010 over at SBNation. Because they're awesome and accuse Tim Tebow of believing Jesus rode dinosaurs, that's why.t.)
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Actually the “deacon blue” came from Fagan asking Becker, “like, man, then who has the worst football program in college?” to which he said “wake forest, man. they suck and are called the deacons.” Hence, Deacon Blues was born.
by yoyofutbawl on Jan 6, 2026 5:10 PM EST reply actions
Great Sax Dept:
(no sax is not a typo)
Is there a country version of Deacon Blues?
(The original version is fine with me, by the way.)
by Stacy Kiebler Luvs Me on Jan 6, 2026 5:28 PM EST reply actions
Nothing like a couple of guys who name their band after a woman’s pleasure toy ragging on somebody else’s ridiculous nickname. Fantastic.
Between this post and the “National Titles” post, In the memory of Major Olgivie and songs praising George Wallace to be played pre-game, by God, keep it coming Orson!
by Gone Gator on Jan 6, 2026 5:29 PM EST reply actions
T-Minus 26.5 hours and counting….
Pregame Check list:
1. Large HDTV…Check
2. Pony keg of Schlafly APA in the fridge….Check
3. 2 Jars of Bama Bombs marinating….Check
4. Friday off from work…Check
5. Orson’s rooting interest…Check
Okay, I think i’m ready
by haybeav on Jan 6, 2026 5:43 PM EST reply actions
That Song Deacon Blues sounds like something you’d hear in a bar somewhere with a band playing and that had the interior decoration of a Steak and Ale. Leather seating, dark woods, those orange globe candles, of course a thick layer of cigarette smoke wafting through the air. And lots of bell bottom suits with turtle neck sweaters and sunglasses and sideburns…But they serve a killer fish and chips dinner special on Fridays.
by Brian on Jan 6, 2026 6:45 PM EST reply actions
Let’s be honest, Alabama isn’t a state worth visiting. It’s like South Africa.
http://stuffblackpeopledontlike.blogspot.com/2010/01/college-football-opiate-of-america.html
by Paul on Jan 6, 2026 8:27 PM EST reply actions
I watch Yacht Rock and laugh, and then listen to Veckatimest and jam. Life is a contradiction.
Any liner notes on Neil Young’s Alabama?
Here’s to the Tide getting a wheel in the ditch and still winning with one wheel on the track.
by Tanner on Jan 6, 2026 9:03 PM EST reply actions
Orson,
CYBERTYDE is ready to make an appearance tomorrow.
The cake is a lie.
by First Time Long Time on Jan 6, 2026 9:28 PM EST reply actions
I love the song like so many other Steely Dan songs because it involves drinking, sex and that lovely feeling of hopelessness. Perfect for when you have just been dumped by your girlfriend and want to disappear into a cloud of smoke, booze and ennui.
Nice to know that the chorus was just a throwaway like most Fagan inspired choruses.
by Cotton Hill's Shins on Jan 6, 2026 9:45 PM EST reply actions
- - Bama Bombs are something like Cherries Terreshinski?
Brian - then they follow it up with Kid Charlemagne and suddenly you’re in the hills outside San Fran…and they serve killer window pane!
by ohiodawg on Jan 6, 2026 9:46 PM EST reply actions
Don’t think those smug assholes wouldn’t have said that about any SEC fanbase.
OK, obvious exception of Vandy.
by Darkknight on Jan 6, 2026 10:05 PM EST reply actions
We picked the wrong day not to have a liveblog, they told Lafever he would be anything, so he made himself a God.
by Lars on Jan 6, 2026 10:54 PM EST reply actions
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Ale House, Columbia, SC is your place. And Llewellyn Moss is going to get his ass handed to him on USA purty soon by Anton.
If not there, The Flamingo on Carowinds Blvd in Fort Mill gets it. We got an applicable rate problem for him rat now.
by yoyofutbawl on Jan 6, 2026 11:44 PM EST reply actions
Steely Dan has got to be the lamest band I’ve ever heard. Not counting modern day boy bands, but other than that, they’re the worst. I’m glad to hear that they were mocking us, if that is what I am to take from that quote, as that was the only reason I even attempted to enjoy their over-slicked yacht rock swill.
I’ve wanted to unload on them for a while now, so this feels good.
I hope we can stop Texas’s short/quick passing attack. I’m scared, but have more faith in our team than I have in a loooong time. rtr
by bama_buck on Jan 7, 2026 12:02 AM EST reply actions
Ah yes, the famous Bama fan sneer. From either the confines of his trailer park porch couch or face down in the mud of his front yard, with all the musical taste of an empty can of Bud Lite, eternally looking down on his fellow man.
By the way, it’s not with envy that people view you or your team. It’s distaste,
Sullivan013
by sullivan013 on Jan 7, 2026 2:59 AM EST reply actions
Thought I was getting a Steely Dan / Dan Deacon Mashup. Came away hugely disappointed.
by TextualPredator on Jan 7, 2026 4:49 AM EST reply actions
Just imagine what the parents will do to the kids if Texas beats Alabama…
http://us.cnn.com/video/?/video/us/2010/01/04/dnt.parents.tattoo.kids.wtvc
by Josey Wales on Jan 7, 2026 7:39 AM EST reply actions
Love Steely Dan; always have. Still do even though he just called me a cracker asshole. I guess coming from a yankee who likes strap on dildo’s (dildoes?) that’s not too bad. Roll Tahd you sons of Bitches!
by The Snake will Drive Again on Jan 7, 2026 9:22 AM EST reply actions
Isn’t the best song about Alabama by those ’necks from Florida ->Lynard Skynard?
by Charlie on Jan 7, 2026 9:33 AM EST reply actions
they call Alabama the Crimson Tide/call me Auburn Douche……(in my best Robin Williams voice) Goooooood moooorning Crimmmmmsonnnn Taaaaaaaahhhhhhdddd!!!!!!
by Mr. Pelican Pants on Jan 7, 2026 9:33 AM EST reply actions
Good point. The Bama fan sneer is almost as tired and unoriginal as trailer park references by weak sisters (Auburn fan, right? Trailer parks? Really?) like you. Well done.
by The Tusk on Jan 7, 2026 9:36 AM EST reply actions
- - cocktails - lots of cocktails - for your choice of names
Other ‘Bama fans - It seems like the SD quote is a compliment, or at least a tip of the hat, to the Tide. Yeah, they call you cracker assholes, but they call themselves losers, and use your nickname as a model for their own, and for a great song. It’s not a pure insult.
by ohiodawg on Jan 7, 2026 9:39 AM EST reply actions
Tusk-
I wouldn’t worry about Sullivan or the other boogs. They are coming out full force this week, buying up Texas shit and running their cockholsters.
They will go back to shutting the fuck up tomorrow.
by Tater Salad on Jan 7, 2026 9:45 AM EST reply actions

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