Via SEC Supremacist, the finest preview of the national title game you'll see before the game comes from user MegaSkeet420 (Crazy name! Explain it to mom!) who despite being an Alabama fan will drop some knowledge on your ass, Oregon Duck fans.
Highlights include.
- "We're gonna beat the BEEP--um, FUCK out of you."
- "You know that duck boy, that little doing damn like 278 pushups down there you best watch it ...one of them damn Auburn boys'll drop his ass with a damn buckshot."
- "I'm gonna pop a top to that." [Cracks beer.] "Ass-whoopin'--COMIN TO YOUUUUU."
- "Stereotype this, motherfuckers."
- "You damn double sweater-wearing asses."
- "It may not be the Crimsome, but it is an Alabama team."
- "...and have their damn asses on the grill by dark-thirty."