Others may hold rank, or even be granted a turn at the wheel during an evening watch, but St. Pete, you'll forever be the captain of our hearts.
We recommend a nice wine spritzer, or for those of you who prefer the harder stuff a bit of Old Smuggler in a glass with a little fine Pinellas County tap water shot into it will do. Find some wicker furniture, relax on that lanai, and watch the 'Be'ef ''Bra'dy's Bowl while listening to St. Pete's favorite nightsong: the sound of octogenarian pedestrians being hit by drunk 28 year old bouncers in American sports cars.This is your open thread. Let's make some special memories.