A COMPLETELY NEEDLESS PREVIEW
JUST DO IT SHAME IS FOR LOSERS
WHEREIN I CRAM TWO PIECES INTO ONE BECAUSE I FELL BEHIND
FOR NO PARTICULAR REASON, JUST AN ARBITRARY TIME PERIOD AND NUMBER
JUST KNOCK THE BALL DOWN DAMMIT
The Top Whatever is your weekly ranking of only the teams that must be ranked at this exact point in time.
AND WE HAVE A SPECIAL GUEST
THAT’S RIGHT, THIS HAS GONE COMPLETELY OFF THE RAILS
CELEBRATING THE ROUGHS IN THE DIAMONDS
TWO LSU PLAYERS SHARE DIFFERING VIEWPOINTS
BACK FROM BYE WEEK WITH A PENNGEANCE
DRYWALL IS THE NEW PEANUT BRITTLE
The Top Whatever is a weekly ranking of only the college football things that absolutely must be ranked at this time.
FRIDAY AFTERNOON THEATER
GUESS WHO’S BACK AND MOSTLY CLEAN
The Sportsperson’s Guide to Cheating Poorly.
The Top Whatever is a weekly ranking of only the college football teams that must be ranked at this time.
A RIVALRY ILLUSTRATED (OR AT LEAST COPY AND PASTED)
REMEMBER TEXAS? IT’S BACK. IN D-II FORM.
The Top Whatever is a weekly ranking of only the teams that must be ranked right this second.
ALABAMA’S UNOFFICIAL THEME SONG IS RETURNING, WE EXPLAIN BASICALLY EVERYTHING ABOUT IT AND ALSO: HAM
OR AT LEAST ONE SCHOOL DID THIS WEEK
FRIDAY AFTERNOON CONTENT BUT ON MONDAY MORNING
The Top Whatever is Spencer Hall’s weekly ranking of only the college football teams that really must be ranked at this time.
IT’S BEEN DECIDED ALREADY DON’T FIGHT IT