GEORGIA/FLORIDA: A SUMMARY
Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.-Mark Twain.
Extreme language ahead. You are warned.
Knowshon Moreno? Fuck. Damn. God fucking dammit. God motherfucking dammit. Holy motherfucking piss-shitting assfucking bullshit assshit. Just fucking godass pisswad fuckbagging Cleveland steamer cocksucking pussy-ass fucking motherfucking dickhead hellassed shitstorm goddamn brokedick shitwallah fuckheaded rectumweeping buttfucking cockmaster!
And pussyflap shitbubble queef-eating shiteared catfucker? Oh, fuck. Fuck him with a claw hammer. Fuck all of the fucking fucks. Come dumpster fatassed molebrained bitch ass assbitch shitface pissbrained assqueen. Forty fucking Christs sailing on a shitlog through shitstained shitwater. Wilford Brimley bukakke party.
Fuck.
Oh, this. Horrified jumping Jesus shooting propane tears through a dick-shaped flamethrower. Fuck fuck fuck, fuck fuckity fuck. Ram a tree sideways up my ass and call me a national park. Skullfucking poodleburning motherdamn fuckalongs. Shitsmelling catballs. Donkeysucking titslaps on turd-flavored flapjacks. Cleveland Steamer discount vacation whorecunted ballwashing Santorum sandwich-eating needledick sodomy turdcutter.
Fuck.
In summary:
-Rimjobbing snowballing cockbait? Shit.
-Fishfisting condor-rapist fucktrolley dildo-cowboy cocksmoking? Check.
-Shit, ass, fuck and more fucking bastardnuts shitfighting? Double check.
ps. Fuck.
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m says:
ATLANTA!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111 lololol. GAYTURDS. GET IT?!! LOLOLOL!!!1122
October 27th, 2007 at 7:19 pm
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Benny Lava says:
That is more eloquent than I could have ever dreamed it would be
October 27th, 2007 at 7:20 pm
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mlmintampa says:
I can’t hear UGA fans gloating because I have last year’s SEC and BCS title rings in my ears.
October 27th, 2007 at 7:23 pm
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miker says:
It worries me that our defense has gotten worse over the course of the year. I hope that is just due to injuries. And who is #77? cause he sucked big dick today.
October 27th, 2007 at 7:24 pm
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OhNoTheCoach? says:
Why do you have SEC championship and BCS championship rings? And why are you putting rings in your ears?
October 27th, 2007 at 7:36 pm
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BurritoBrosShits says:
Fuck me this is tha last time I stay 9in tAtlalanta fo this shit. First of all $150 doesn;t buy you shit in terms of alcohol. And eveyrone here is past 30, which makes me feel old as fuck. Yeah I;m drunk assholes, and yeah im pissed off we lost.
October 27th, 2007 at 7:37 pm
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cheelydawg says:
I’m a DAWG fan, but goddamn, I laughed at your comments for their content, not because we won.
October 27th, 2007 at 7:38 pm
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asim says:
Amen, Orson.
October 27th, 2007 at 7:41 pm
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corey bailey says:
I think someone just watched the terrance and philp movie
October 27th, 2007 at 7:43 pm
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Fuck Mark Richt in the ass with a rubber dick says:
Urban Meyer should be fired!!!!
October 27th, 2007 at 7:47 pm
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fotodog says:
You know what last year’s SEC & BCS rings got you today? A 12 point loss. Enjoy.
October 27th, 2007 at 7:48 pm
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Touchdown74 says:
The Music City Bowl would LOVE to have the Gators!
October 27th, 2007 at 7:51 pm
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Harris says:
“Wilford Brimley bukakke party.”
That is just plain wrong. Funny. But wrong, wrong, wrong.
October 27th, 2007 at 7:52 pm
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Futbawl Fan says:
do you feel all better now that you got it out, Orson?
October 27th, 2007 at 7:55 pm
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Chilltown says:
#9 Obviously not, because Orson would not have omitted the best one: Eat penguin shit, you ass spelunker!
October 27th, 2007 at 7:58 pm
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dudis41 says:
“Ram a tree sideways up my ass and call me a national park.”
New multi-word synonym for ‘fuck’?
October 27th, 2007 at 7:59 pm
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cheelydawg says:
godddamn motherfucker ass-shitting, anal-submitting, cocksucking, fagloving, nippletwisting, ballkicking, shiteating, Icantbelieveitbecasusewesuckedallyearlong.
Your eloquence is beyond compare.
October 27th, 2007 at 8:00 pm
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judo says:
well, it certainly demonstrates the versatility of the word. Fuck.
October 27th, 2007 at 8:00 pm
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bama_buck says:
Wow!
As a Bama fan living in Athens for the last ten ears, I have to say that the dawgs finally surprised me.
3 of the last 17 is still pathetic, but it’s a start.
rtr
October 27th, 2007 at 8:06 pm
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BurritoBrosShits says:
first of sll, now that I somewhat sobered up: a. Its still the Fla/Ga game, orson. b. Tebow got to get his balls back.
October 27th, 2007 at 8:07 pm
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corey bailey says:
Terrance And Philip, Asses of Fire?
October 27th, 2007 at 8:10 pm
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Mr. Wrong says:
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October 27th, 2007 at 8:22 pm
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jamiedawgfan says:
I am not even lying but one of the lead-ins to the GA-FL story on the atlanta journal’s website is: “JEAN SHORTS EVERYWHERE”….that’s classic
October 27th, 2007 at 8:23 pm
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B.J. Strykker says:
A-Fucking-Men. We’ve still got 15 out of 18. Georgia won’t win again until Hillary’s second term.
October 27th, 2007 at 8:25 pm
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John says:
They lost to a fucking Knowshon. That’s not a name. Fuck this foosball. I’m done for the year. Fucking Fatty and Douchetits can have the East this year. The fuck if my ass is waking up at 11 on New Year’s to watch them play team redacted or MSU. FUCK!
October 27th, 2007 at 8:25 pm
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Doug says:
Oh, yes! Let me taste your tears! Your tears are so yummy and sweet!
October 27th, 2007 at 8:25 pm
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hailstate says:
UGa’s Hershel Walker — 49 rushing TD’s (SEC record)
MSU’s Anthony Dixon — 21 rushing TD’s (in 1.75 seasons)
Just saying.
October 27th, 2007 at 8:28 pm
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Alagator says:
That rant made so much sense that I’m actually concerned for my state of mind…I’m asking my friends to safely tuck away all sharp implements within reach!
October 27th, 2007 at 8:29 pm
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Ben says:
Thanks for the good words. Looks like Superman ran into some Red and Black kryptonite today.
October 27th, 2007 at 8:29 pm
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Brian says:
Lossa peeps got punked today…this was to be expected.
October 27th, 2007 at 8:29 pm
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B.J. Strykker says:
Or 14 out of 17. Whatever. Georgia still won’t win this game again until Hillary’s third or fourth term.
October 27th, 2007 at 8:32 pm
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Barb says:
I don’t care what you say - it’s still a sweeeeeet win! My team beat your team and I’m loving it. Screw Tebow!! Does he still think he’s superman?
October 27th, 2007 at 8:34 pm
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Brian says:
So the powers that be wouldn’t pony up 500$ for a plane ticket and hotel room for you now that you’re getting paid for this shit?
October 27th, 2007 at 8:34 pm
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TideDruid says:
and here I was hoping for a Rusty Trombone reference. Oh well…..
October 27th, 2007 at 8:37 pm
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dawgfanmatt says:
my goodness, you fl fans sure are upset tonight. it is o.k. to lose to the dawgs every once in awhile. i love the “15 of 18″ post too. you sound like a ga. fan listing the overall record which uga owns. listen, fl is a great team but this is college football with 18 to 20 year olds playing in it. you got hammered tonight, deal with it. ga. fans sure have been living with this for the last 20 years. by the way, i love seeing tebow getting beat! he was only able to do a half jackass pump up the crowd move with his one good arm.
October 27th, 2007 at 8:37 pm
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Wes says:
http://www.FireUrbanMeyer.com
Sign up now all you stupiud fuck-sticks!!!
October 27th, 2007 at 8:42 pm
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m says:
fwiw we can still go to ATLANTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111222 and buckhead!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
georgia still has 2 division losses.
October 27th, 2007 at 8:43 pm
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Aerobab says:
Tears. Taste. Sweet. Mmmmm. FUCK! YEAH!
October 27th, 2007 at 8:44 pm
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Stockman says:
I find it embarrassing losing to a lowly team such as UGA.
October 27th, 2007 at 8:47 pm
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Rival says:
Oh,yes. Sweet, sweet victory.
So, when’s the photo of Teebow’s titties with “Property of UGA Defense” written on it going to be posted?
UGA went balls-out with the celebrations and they backed it up!
Hey, where’s the “Florida for Mark Richt” t-shirt guy? I’ll miss him the most.
I fully expect clips of Knowshown running all over the Gator D and Stafford throwing TD strikes all day on this site before next year’s game.
Am I done yet? Oh, no. I’ll be back in the morning,
October 27th, 2007 at 8:49 pm
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Bob says:
Hmmmmm. Lets see, last Dawg win was in 2004 the only other recent time when the Lizards didn’t have a bye week. Know how it feels now don’t ya. And since Gator fans never want to talk about the past and Georgia’s overall series dominance I suggest we focus on the last 4 years….2-2. Should be great game next year since both teams are very young.
October 27th, 2007 at 8:49 pm
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NCDawg says:
That was the most profound blast of profanity since Full Metal Jacket. I was really enjoying this victory until I read that rant, which took my pleasure to a whole new level. Thank you for my tears of joy.
Re the SEC and BCS rings, good for you, enjoy them, that was last year. This year you have three league losses and won’t be going to Atlanta.
And re the whole 14 of the last 17 thing, also good for you. While you’re living in the past, consider that if you win the next eight straight, you’ll still only be just about even with Georgia in this series. And now we’ve each won 2 of the last 4. It’s a brave new world Gators.
October 27th, 2007 at 8:49 pm
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B.J. Strykker says:
It’s like losing to Kentucky or Vanderbilt. It hurts so bad because it’s so unusual, strange, and rare.
October 27th, 2007 at 8:58 pm
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Jahosafat says:
Remember when Jody Foster was in that space ship thinger in “Contact” and she said “you should have sent a poet” when they asked her to describe what she was seeing? What she really meant was that they should’ve sent Orson Swindle.
October 27th, 2007 at 9:04 pm
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RIP Logan Young says:
42
Both “unusual” and “rere,” huh?
October 27th, 2007 at 9:08 pm
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RIP Logan Young says:
My mocking loses its effect when I misspell “rare.”
October 27th, 2007 at 9:09 pm
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Pat Robertson bench presses 2000 lbs says:
I’m gonna fuck you in the ass, then I ‘m gonna blow my load in your mouth. Oh wait, is this the 700 Club?
October 27th, 2007 at 9:14 pm
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B.J. Strykker says:
Enjoy it. Like you would sighting Haley’s Comet. Georgia still may blow the SEC East anyhow.
October 27th, 2007 at 9:15 pm
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Cartman says:
Oh, the tears of unfathomable sadness!
October 27th, 2007 at 9:17 pm
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Scarlet Dogbone says:
Look gator fans, quit being the assholes that you are! Face it. You got your cocks put in your watchpocket, and you deserved it. You got beat by a better team. I bet THAT hurt. Good, now get over it. Remember the anchent cry of the gator, “Wait til next year”. Kicked your ass today, kick your ass then, too.
There are some good things for you in this game. From now on there will be no pressure to win for the rest of the year. No National Championship, no SEC championship, no Eastern Conference championship, and if all us true DAWGS have our wish, you’ll be home for the holidays.
Victory is SWEET, except for the smelly brown stuff on our boots.
October 27th, 2007 at 9:18 pm
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Dante says:
Good job, Superman Tebow. I hear after the game Richt told him: “I want you to remember, Tebow… in all the years to come… in your most private moments… I want you to remember my hand at your throat… I want you to remember the man who beat you…”
October 27th, 2007 at 9:27 pm
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B.J. Strykker says:
Athens is a dump.
October 27th, 2007 at 9:31 pm
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Pat Robertson bench presses 2000 lbs says:
Enjoy Dawgs. Gators, hold on tightly to last year’s trophies. For the next few years, we’re all gonna be Spurrier’s bitch. Again.
October 27th, 2007 at 9:34 pm
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B.J. Strykker says:
The AP calls it “a rare victory for Georgia in one of the South’s most heated rivalries.” Rere indeed.
October 27th, 2007 at 9:35 pm
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fotodog says:
Dante,
Look Tebow is still an incredible player- maybe the best offensive player in the game right now. I am glad that we had the bye before this game, because I wouldn’t have wanted to face a healthy Tebow.
BJ,
We will enjoy it and even if we do blow the SEC East, you are still our bitches for a year.
Sit!
Good gator.
October 27th, 2007 at 9:36 pm
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Doug says:
Florida may have won 15 of the last 18, but UGA’s won 1 of the last 1.
In other words, Strykker can eat a dick.
October 27th, 2007 at 9:49 pm
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Feta-fries says:
That was the least SEC-looking Florida has been since pre-Spurrier. Does that hurt at all?
October 27th, 2007 at 9:57 pm
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Erik says:
It’s okay guys. I hear from reliable WWL sources that Florida is the best three-loss team in the country and has an outside shot at another championship game appearance if thirty other stadiums sink into the bowels of the Earth next Saturday.
October 27th, 2007 at 10:02 pm
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Troy says:
poetry. pure poetry.
October 27th, 2007 at 10:03 pm
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drogue says:
Top shelf swearing, O. Top shelf!
October 27th, 2007 at 10:08 pm
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drogue says:
OBC takes the lead 1:24 left. Fulmer comes from ahead to lose again.
October 27th, 2007 at 10:09 pm
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Dante says:
fotodog,
Never argued that Tebow isn’t a fantastic player. Best offensive player in the league I’m not so sure about. Just borrowing a line from Frank Miller that seemed pretty appropriate here. I saw a picture of kid Tebow dressed as Superman with some other kid dressed as Batman and my comic-book-reading mind immediately thought of the best Batman story ever told. Does this make Kentucky’s defense the Green Arrow?
October 27th, 2007 at 10:10 pm
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fotodog says:
Why are <10,000 Carolina fans louder than 90,000+ Vol fans?
October 27th, 2007 at 10:13 pm
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fotodog says:
Fair enough, Dark Knight Returns was a classic.
October 27th, 2007 at 10:14 pm
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Rob says:
I heard the SEC gives out Championship cockrings too.
October 27th, 2007 at 10:15 pm
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Reggie F. Nelson says:
I want some more time at DB - any available?
October 27th, 2007 at 10:15 pm
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dudis41 says:
Vols fumble, and gain 10 yards.
If Fulmer doesn’t take Zocor, he damn well should, for many reasons.
October 27th, 2007 at 10:16 pm
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BeardGuy says:
If only Tim Tebow could play defense…
Or, alternatively, perhaps Florida should have recruited someone who can tackle.
October 27th, 2007 at 10:18 pm
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drogue says:
Dude hooked it, saved by the penalty, so far.
October 27th, 2007 at 10:19 pm
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fotodog says:
Vols = lucky bast@rds
October 27th, 2007 at 10:20 pm
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Mark Richt is a classless dickhole up some other shitwads cumspot says:
Fuck.
Goddamnit.
October 27th, 2007 at 10:22 pm
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jamiedawgfan says:
Mike Patrick Insanity Watch-he just mentioned Britney SPears and that she got a double-wide…seriously…
October 27th, 2007 at 10:23 pm
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drogue says:
Two fumbles and a hooked fg erased by a flag on the last drive. Very lucky bastards.
NOW ANOTHER BRITTANY SPEARS/NEW DOUBLE WIDE TRAILER REFERENCE!!!
Apparently OT and B Spears give this guy a chubber.
October 27th, 2007 at 10:23 pm
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Darkknight says:
# 46 - I got it (obviously). Brillant….
October 27th, 2007 at 10:24 pm
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fotodog says:
At one time, wasn’t the rule that the offense couldn’t advance the ball on a fumble?
October 27th, 2007 at 10:26 pm
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drogue says:
Patrick said you have to start drinking late in the week and not wait until game day.
October 27th, 2007 at 10:28 pm
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Digital Headbutt says:
“Wilford Brimley Bukkakke party”
I think we have the name of Prabhu Deva’s next Bollywood hit.
October 27th, 2007 at 10:30 pm
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Brandon Lang says:
Defense could not advance the ball on a fumble once upon a time. On fourth down, an offensive fumble can not be advanced unless it is recovered by the player who fumbled.
October 27th, 2007 at 10:32 pm
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drogue says:
Or not. Fulmer lives.
October 27th, 2007 at 10:34 pm
80
Digital Headbutt says:
How does any team fumble twice in the same possession and still come back to win?
October 27th, 2007 at 10:35 pm
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jamiedawgfan says:
well, I guess Corso -i think it was Corso-was right when he said it would be 400 years before SC wins an SEC championship.
October 27th, 2007 at 10:36 pm
82
Duhhh says:
I KNEW IT! Our defense was exposed, over-exposed, and burned to a crisp. If Gary Danielson can see that our DB’s are afraid to cover receivers, I’m pretty sure the Dawgs could see it.
This document will go from Mark Richt’s desk to everyone who plays UF from now on… http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v612/_Duhhh/4down.jpg
October 27th, 2007 at 10:38 pm
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Ed says:
Nick Saban has time for this shit.
October 27th, 2007 at 10:49 pm
84
Amy says:
I… yeah.
We’ve all been there.
October 27th, 2007 at 10:57 pm
85
Rob says:
S. Wayne is driving back to Ohio on the Penn turnpike breaking through its gates.
October 27th, 2007 at 11:07 pm
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dudis41 says:
# 75
If only the Fuckeyes had to ride the PA Turnpike, that would be some solace for Penn State fans….
But they will take 22 into Monroeville, the parkway through Pittsburgh, and 79 down to 70 into C-bus. A mostly painless ride, at this time of night anyway. No gates in front of Wheeling… completely unnecessary.
October 27th, 2007 at 11:18 pm
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tOSUBuckeyes says:
What a way to end an absolutely great day…Spurrier goes down in OT.
Hey Steve, are you not surprised to lose to Tennessee, just like you weren’t surprised to lose to Vandy. I mean, Tennessee is a really good team, if they played 8 cupcakes they would be at the top of the BCS thing just like Ohio State…
Stay classy Spurrier, stay classy.
October 27th, 2007 at 11:32 pm
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doctorevil says:
Wilford Brimley bukakke party? Doncha think that’s a little over the top?
October 27th, 2007 at 11:39 pm
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One And Done says:
One Arm Tebow got no chomp… waaaaaaaaaahhhh
Hey Stacy, Who’s 2 & Really Done Now? waaaaaaaaaah Tell us again for the umpteenth time about USC’s injuries. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh.
Don’t get a UF 3rd against Cal! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
October 27th, 2007 at 11:45 pm
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One And Done says:
Hey Kal-El, you gonna take off next week against Vandy too?
October 28th, 2007 at 12:17 am
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chazz says:
Hey, Florida teams are always fun to watch and are always in the hunt til the end. NO wait!!! You ALL suck big time even when you win!!!! HaHaHA
GO BUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
October 28th, 2007 at 12:34 am
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Rockytop85 says:
I’m not going to church anymore!
October 28th, 2007 at 12:35 am
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judo says:
@80, except last year, when we ran out of fireworks at my game watching party because we scored so many times.
hey, at least you got your revenge in basketball.
well I’m still sure that you’re leading some kind of category, like lowest average SAT scores.
October 28th, 2007 at 12:44 am
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David Putty says:
“Wilford Brimley bukkake party”
I spit my beer all over the screen once I read this…100 beer-damaged laptops to the author, well done
October 28th, 2007 at 12:45 am
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chazz says:
@81 You’re absolutely right and you can hug the memories of you wonderful fireworks and super-Tebow and Percy along with your big game last night all damn winter long. There is always next year, bucko!!! No wait!!!!!!!! Your team still sucks!!!!!!! Ha Ha
Goooooooooo Bucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Chomp NOT!!!!!!!!!!!
October 28th, 2007 at 12:52 am
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JohnInHsv says:
One trick ponies never last long in the SEC. Meyer better start surfing the internet to figure out how to coach a defense.
October 28th, 2007 at 1:00 am
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swampchomp says:
I can has eats bears? i drank for 12 hours staright ors0n. plz i am i pr0ud nau? EAT LOLFUTBAW!
October 28th, 2007 at 1:43 am
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John says:
Thanks a lot Gators, Phat Phil and the fucking Vols now control their SEC East destiny.
October 28th, 2007 at 1:54 am
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Meg says:
Someone mentioned that burned waffle smell on the St. John’s River is from the Maxwell House grindery. Here I was thinking it was the smell of burnt DBs, those of both teams.
October 28th, 2007 at 1:56 am
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BJ and The Bear says:
In other news, say goodbye to Ryan Perrilloux because he’s likely played his last down for LSU. Get your pen ready Orson…
October 28th, 2007 at 2:00 am
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John says:
When are you going to write about how Tebow’s “not that good, and never will be.?
October 28th, 2007 at 2:04 am
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foomanchoo says:
Where is that Florida fuck that was running his fat ass, jorts-wearing mouth last weekend?
October 28th, 2007 at 2:11 am
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coastalbuck says:
Damn, this is entertaining!
October 28th, 2007 at 6:43 am
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fotodog says:
John you apparently haven’t watched Florida play this year, because Tebow is good… injured, but good.
October 28th, 2007 at 7:24 am
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Irwin Fletcher says:
It’s nice to see chucklehead OSU (0-3) and UGA (3-15) fans come together for a little gloatfest.
Enjoy for now bitches.
October 28th, 2007 at 7:45 am
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Irwin Fletcher says:
Orson, to quote one of my favorite movies:
Archie: “How very interesting. You’re a true vulgarian, aren’t you?”
Otto: “YOU ARE THE VULGARIAN, YOU FUCK!”
October 28th, 2007 at 7:51 am
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stapler says:
From ESPN:
“Tebow, who finished with minus-15 yards on 13 carries, did his best to fight back tears while talking to reporters afterward.
“Everybody was heartbroken after all three of our losses, but I think this one hurts just as much or more,” Tebow said. “We thought we’d bounced back from the other [losses].”
Nope, this time it was Georgia’s turn.”
Keep crying, Tebow. Keep crying. Urban Meyer is beginning to look a lot like Larry Coker.
October 28th, 2007 at 8:14 am
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Mr. Excitement says:
Seems like all of the cockroaches are coming out of the woodwork to cheer the Florida loss.
The season is still far from settled, and your gloating will not last, perhaps not even until next week.
October 28th, 2007 at 8:39 am
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Vol says:
I’m so confused this morning. My good guys in orange control their destiny, but i know we’re gonna screw it up with Arkansas, Kentucky and Vandy remaining. The football gods are toying with me and they’re setting me up for an emotional crushing.
October 28th, 2007 at 8:45 am
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Harvey Wireman says:
Thanks for the Mammorieeeessss: Let’s be positive, instead of groaning and moaning, let’s be thankful for the following: Meyer, Tebow and Percy took the team on a great ride winning the championship. When Tebow heals, they will be a force once more.
Spurrier had the nation in stitches winning and losing, click clack.
In the West Coast, USC and Carroll had a great five or so year run. All of those top players will be better sooner rather than later, and who knows, another run might be coming.
What I do not get is Croom beating the smurfs of Kentucky, which beat LSU? How did that happen????
October 28th, 2007 at 8:47 am
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Gatorpilot says:
Next time don’t hold back.
Motherfucking FUCK!
October 28th, 2007 at 8:52 am
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Gurn says:
Does this make UGA yesterday’s “retarded kid”?
October 28th, 2007 at 8:54 am
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Biggus Rickus says:
Ah, reading through the open thread and this post and comments makes me ever so happy.
October 28th, 2007 at 9:13 am
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coastalbuck says:
9-0 Irwin, 9-0.
October 28th, 2007 at 9:18 am
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Biggus Rickus says:
I also love any Florida fans complaining about a lack of class. I mean, Steve Spurrier was worshipped by you people. Steve. Fucking. Spurrier.
October 28th, 2007 at 9:59 am
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Gatorsfor2-5MarkRicht says:
Considering that Mark Twain also said that the problem is “There aren’t too many fools, it’s just that the lightning ain’t distributed right”- I feel sad that a bolt hasn’t connected with you Sir and confidently write that what you’ve just written is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever read. At no point in your rambling, incoherent blog post were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone on this site is now dumber for having read it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul. After all, it’s not the size of the dog in the fight, but the size of the fight in the dog, and the Poodles had much more fight.
October 28th, 2007 at 10:14 am
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chazz says:
No wait!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Your team STILL sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa
Won’t somebody PLEASE close the back door before the Buckeyes walk into the National Championship game????????? Hello…Hello… Chomp NOT!!!
GooooooooooBucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Damn they’re good.
October 28th, 2007 at 10:27 am
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The Artist Formerly Known as tOSUBuckeyes says:
#102
Quit being an assclown, we’re on a nice roll and playing well, but we still have 3 MAJOR games left you idiot. It’s one thing to come here and argue or banter about teams and schedule strengths, or to even bash Alabama, those things are acceptable, but to just come here gloat and say that teams still suck, blah, blah, blah, is kind of classless.
Especially when the team you are talking about ass raped us last year 41-14.
October 28th, 2007 at 11:05 am
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formerlyanonymous says:
Should I make the obvious point….
“This is just damn good SEC football.”
Perhaps the SEC is just having a down year?
October 28th, 2007 at 11:29 am
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sjs1959 says:
Maybe Tebow will be healed in time for the Liberty Bowl; Southern Mississippi awaits!
October 28th, 2007 at 11:32 am
121
BeardGuy says:
Tebow’s injury was definitely an injury, but it doesn’t change the fact that Florida didn’t play a fucking down of defense. In all honesty, they remind me of Purdue or Michigan State: all O, no D.
October 28th, 2007 at 11:36 am
122
Fran Tarkentun says:
Truth be told, one time I ate my neighbor’s shit.
October 28th, 2007 at 11:42 am
123
JohnInHsv says:
Fotodog,
Urban Meyer runs a glorified option. Tebow is ideal for that style of football. The only problem is Florida doesn’t have the other skill players needed, so Tebow’s only option is to run and take the beating or try to deliver one of those wounded ducks using that painfully slow windup he has.
Tebow won’t survive two more years of Urban Meyer.
October 28th, 2007 at 11:43 am
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TheGreatShocka says:
My friend was spot on in predicting that Florida was going to lose 4 times this year, cause it’s already happened. Florida lost twice to Auburn at the end of that game through Meyer’s brilliant “Call a TO a nano-second before the FG. ZOMG roflcopter! I am a head coach!” strategy.
SEC depth… or it could be that the top SEC teams just aren’t that good. I shall let the season play out this theory of mine.
October 28th, 2007 at 11:49 am
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Futbawl Fan says:
Observations at this point in the season….
College football slogs along in the mud this season… no great team has reared it’s head, and a dozen little pan flashes have bubbled to the top but most have popped and sunk again.
Major powers are like the rich of our great country…. even in bad times they never sink really low for long (Alabama, TX) but even the richest can be humbled now and again (ND) which makes the poor among us happy for a saccarine sweet moment. Alas, the poor shall be trampled upon once again (Rutgers, Conn) and the rich shall smugly state that “order is preserved!”
Fortunately for all of college football the 85-scholly limit appears to be spreading the wealth of talent down to even the lower rungs (SoFla, Troy, Wake) giving rise to a middle class like America had in the 50’s-60’s. These teams will ignore their traditional doormat past and become nouveaux riche in the college landscape…. spending their moments in the limelight scarfing champagne from Tubby’s ears or Weis’ bellybutton….. bagging beautiful babes they meet who coo “….oh my, you’re from (Arizona State, South Fla, Rutgers, etc)….they are so KEWL!!!…..” Yes, you will sniff the rarified atmosphere of the upper realms for a year, then likely plummet back down as the recruits you thought liked you decide to go to an established school, who has it’s own network contract.
That said, this season has proven to be MOST entertaining so far, and seems poised to offer more delights and dashed hopes in the next 4 weeks. I for one pray to God I do not die at least until the BSC games are played. Amen.
October 28th, 2007 at 11:57 am
126
Lars says:
I had to look up cleveland steamer
October 28th, 2007 at 12:00 pm
127
OhioDawg says:
It’s great to be a Georgia Bulldog!
October 28th, 2007 at 12:06 pm
128
RT85 says:
I’m not going to church anymore!
October 28th, 2007 at 12:16 pm
129
ga_fan44 says:
hailstate,
don’t get too excited, stick to the MSU boards
UGa’s Hershel Walker — 49 rushing TD’s in 39 games
MSU’s Anthony Dixon — 21 rushing TD’s in 21 games
October 28th, 2007 at 12:17 pm
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Irwin Fletcher says:
Coastalbuck-
Call me when the Bucks play someone ranked over #25.
OSU obviously have the inside track to the MNC again this year, but you shouldn’t feel too good about it. A werewolf with a chainsaw for a d!ck waits in the wings.
October 28th, 2007 at 12:25 pm
131
Lawrence Ross says:
Insert Nate Longshore in those pictures throwing interceptions, keep the same words, and you have my sentiment exactly.
October 28th, 2007 at 12:27 pm
132
JeremyB says:
This is the flipside of the coin to mgoblog’s kittens, so I do hope all of you tonguebathing it showered equal praise on Brian, and those of you who decried it as immature equally sneered at this.
I, for one, am in love with both.
October 28th, 2007 at 12:34 pm
133
chazz says:
Hey #103
Read the First Ammendment and then go screw yourself.
Just giving it back, clown.
October 28th, 2007 at 12:41 pm
134
Hawkeye State says:
“Wilford Brimley bukakke party”
It’s Wilfred Brimley bukakke party. Der.
October 28th, 2007 at 12:56 pm
135
Mr Pelican Pants says:
I can imagine every Florida fan, after watching that game, having a meltdown the likes of Robert Deniro had in the phone booth in “Goodfellas” when Joe Pesci got whacked, banging the receiver down a hundred times then pushing over the whole damn booth, then standing in the open and just crying uncontrollably….all after hearing the words…”uhh there was a problem, and dats dat!”
October 28th, 2007 at 1:00 pm
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Mr Pelican Pants says:
I guess just be thankful Florida wasnt undefeated going into this game and this be the game that derailed MNC hopes….everyone knew Floridas defense was suspect and young and to top it off, some starters got hurt and Ga. took advantage of the lack of depth on the Defensive side…If Florida would have swapped games and played Georgia instead of Tenn so early in the year, I am sure Florida would have hung half a hundred on the dogs, timing is everything, and Georgia was more prepared.
October 28th, 2007 at 1:06 pm
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Pat Dye's Liver says:
That was, without a doubt, one of the best rants I’ve ever read on the innernets. I am still in watery-eyed awe at the sheer velocity of that perfect storm of cursed language.
I award you the Congressional Medal of Profanity, sir, and all the rights, privieleges and dubious honors that so entails.
Oh, and for all our little Ohio Suck Cockeyes, make no mistake, Fuckeyes, Cheatypants McSweatervest and the Suckeyes will choke like Kate Moss on John Holmes,again.
Bank it.
PD’sL
October 28th, 2007 at 1:38 pm
138
Alternate Reality Tourist says:
Come on Orson, don’t sugarcoat it. Tell us how you really feel…
October 28th, 2007 at 1:55 pm
139
bnb614 says:
Call me when the Bucks play someone ranked over #25. - Irving Filcher
Ring ring.
#23 Purdue, Ohio State won 23 -7
#25 Penn State, Ohio State won 37-17
Your team lost to a team ranked #18. How about them apples?
You can criticize OSU all you want if it makes you feel better since your team is out of it and your QB is a crier.
Seriously can some tell Tebow there is no crying in football? Anyone can be the man when his team is winning.
Ohio State schedules home and home games with Texas the last 2 years, and USC the next 2 years, then Miami FL, then Virginia Tech. The Washington game was part of a home and home from the 1990s when they were highly ranked.
Show me some home and home schedules Florida has or will have. If it wasn’t for your Florida State game, the Florida out-of-conference schedule would be a bigger laugh that it is now.
A werewolf with a chainsaw for a d!ck waits in the wings.
How original Fletch. Maybe take some of your computer time and come up with something original. In the meantime, please don’t forget to pay Orson royalties for using his line.
Maybe you can use your time to write a nice explanation how bottom feeders Miss State beating Auburn (who beat Florida) and Kentucky just shows the superiority of the amazing SEC. Everyone in any other conference should just bow down. Ha
October 28th, 2007 at 2:02 pm
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bnb614 says:
I meant to tell Irving Filcher that we aren’t worried about a werewolf with a chainsaw, since the Les and his balls won’t make it to the MNC.
Oh, and for all our little Ohio Suck Cockeyes, make no mistake, Fuckeyes, Cheatypants McSweatervest and the Suckeyes will choke like Kate Moss on John Holmes,again.
Wow such harsh language. I understand. I would be jealous too if I wasn’t a Buckeye since they are in contention almost every year and your team isn’t.
The Urban Myth runs trickeration and Offensive schemes that don’t last in a conference like the SEC. Opponents figure it out.
So instead of a rant, please just thank the Zooker for loading Florida up and let your team quietly go back to obscurity.
October 28th, 2007 at 2:12 pm
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Futbawl Fan says:
yo, bnb614…
regarding the Miss State Vs Auburn thing… even good teams have a bad day (see tOSU V FL last year) and Cox threw about 100 interceptions to a good defense in that game. I suspect if MissState had Saben for coach they would be 7-2 with that defense… cream always rises to the top baby
As for Purdue, they are about #30 now and will probably stay there till season’s end. Please don’t talk about how good the team you PLAYED is, because every team was ranked higher some time in the past
As for Tebow crying, well, I have seen him just as exultant over winning as he was sad over losing… I was not ashamed to see either emotion, and I think he should not be ashamed to exhibit either. Keep this in mind…..
It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. Jack Handey
If you are not a bigger man, be careful who you laugh at
October 28th, 2007 at 2:23 pm
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bnb614 says:
Of course good teams have bad games.
And you can take any team and find justification as to why they are good, or why they are overrated, based on their opponents. ESPN has made a cottage industry out of it.
Based on that you would think fans of the Gators would have better things to do than to try to rip on an OSU team that might not have the toughest schedule, but still keeps on winning. TAKING CARE OF YOUR BUSINESS is what gets you in the MNC.
October 28th, 2007 at 2:36 pm
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IBDawgfan82 says:
“It’s nice to see chucklehead OSU (0-3) and UGA (3-15) fans come together for a little gloatfest. Enjoy for now bitches.
Comment by Irwin Fletcher — October 28, 2007″
Irwin, why the arbitrary time span of 18 years for the Georgia-Florida series? How about these (just as arbitrary) numbers for the series:
-2-2 last 4 years
-Tebow 0-1 against UGA as a starter
-and finally, the LEAST arbitrary number for the series…UGA leads series 47-37. That’s right Gator faithful, its back up to double digits.
October 28th, 2007 at 2:47 pm
144
Dawgy says:
Anyone know where I might find one of those “Keep Mark Richt” teeshirts?
October 28th, 2007 at 3:13 pm
145
Gatorsfor2-5MarkRicht says:
Actually Dawgs Fan-
It’s 46-37. The year ya’ll count (1904) we weren’t playing football yet. Also- please learn how to spell Dogs.
October 28th, 2007 at 3:29 pm
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Will says:
#143, you say “we weren’t playing football yet” but clearly some group of guys associated with Florida were on the field. If we give you 1904, you should let us disown the last few Goff years because, like the 1904 Florida team, while there were players on the field we weren’t really playing football…
October 28th, 2007 at 4:12 pm
147
bruinhoo says:
thanks for putting into words my feelings regarding my own hell of UCLA-WSU, hell the entire shitstorm that has been Karl Dorrell’s tenure in westwood.
October 28th, 2007 at 6:06 pm
148
Kobbyberr says:
Welcome to the world of the dawg fan amigo.
October 28th, 2007 at 7:42 pm
149
Tampadawg says:
I am glad you Gators are upholding the Spurrier tradition of whining after a loss!
Speaking of traditions it is time that the pendulum swings back in favor of the Dawgs!
October 28th, 2007 at 9:04 pm
150
Meg says:
Mark Richt just admitted that he planned the excessive celebration to show Urban Meyer “what it felt like to be afraid.”
October 29th, 2007 at 2:12 am
151
Sundawg says:
Orson, I give you and EDSBS my thanks. That less-than-satisfactory Friday Cheesecake doomed the Gators. Universal Blogisphere Disappointment (UBD)affected all sports nations but, as a FLORIDA blog site, it demoralized the Gator Nation the most.
While I cheer the Georgia victory, I’m saddened by the empty husk that was Florida football and the loss of Friday Cheesecake and, for many of us, our reason for living through the week.
I beg you, return Florida sports to its past glory (except against Georga, and maybe Auburn [Wareagle] and perhaps Tennessee [General] and give us Cheesecake!
October 29th, 2007 at 5:33 am
152
azthecheat says:
Piss out my ass !
that is all. thank you.
October 29th, 2007 at 6:49 am
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Irwin Fletcher says:
#142, It’s not arbitrary to me, that’s my particular frame of reference - 18 yrs that’s how long I’ve been a UF fan.
I obviously can’t argue with anything you say but I wonder if you really think the series is turning the corner in the leghumpers favor again?
As I said earlier, savor the victory, feast on our entrails, but don’t think for a second the last Saturday in October is going to be scary time for the Gators any time soon.
October 29th, 2007 at 6:58 am
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UgasTexan says:
What a great game. Two offenses that came out onto the field and just punched the opposing defense in the face and responded to scores…
Tim Tebow is a hoss and, despite the Dawgs ability to reign him in on the ground and his obviously injured shoulder, he kept his offense in the game.
Obviously, many Georgia people were waiting for our big mistake, for the Florida luck to turn, but it never did (Praise be to God). It was a day for the Dawgs, but in the end it’s one win and there’s four more games out there to play.
Now, who here thinks that Tennessee will win out?
October 29th, 2007 at 7:59 am
155
dawg james dawg says:
Sorry boys Steven and his lucky horshoe are gone time to bring back the UGA domination like the old days.
October 29th, 2007 at 8:17 am
156
BDoc says:
I’m still not sure how a team with two senior safeties can field a secondary that is such a liability.
Oh well, we knew there would be some growing pains this year. Though, I never expected the defense to resemble the Seaver family at times.
October 29th, 2007 at 8:48 am
157
JT says:
Has Tebag stopped crying yet? I heard some of the post-game UF radio show and I almost felt sorry for the poor chap. Almost.
October 29th, 2007 at 9:24 am
158
Out of Conference says:
#155 - DJD - I’d say Spurrier whipping doggies isn’t gone yet, or does your memory not go back more than a few weeks?
October 29th, 2007 at 10:15 am
159
Brian O'Blivion says:
The loss had nothing to do with Tebow, and everything to do with a defense that couldn’t stop Moreno or the pass. That’s what happens with injuries on the defensive line, and when you start Kyle Jackson, who should not be playing football on a team, anywhere. Honestly, stick one of the wide receivers out there, and they could have done a better job than Jackson. Fuckity, fuck, fuck fuck.
October 29th, 2007 at 10:28 am
160
Bruce McIntosh says:
Val Kilmer should apologise to the folks in the midwest for this posting. Crude but eloquent in your search for some catharsis.
October 29th, 2007 at 10:42 am
161
NRBQ says:
Cudos, Orson, for eschewing the whole “Richt is a classless prick for disrespecting us” gambit.
October 29th, 2007 at 12:12 pm
162
rammerjammer says:
“Honk if you sacked tebow!” bumbper stickers up now on ebay. OUCH.
October 29th, 2007 at 12:17 pm
163
G8RB8R says:
Fucking ‘A’, or is it ‘EH’? Fuckin’ Richt showed his true scUM & f$u colors on Saturday, didn’t he? Cheap ass fuckin’ trick right out of fuckin’ tallahassee, has bowden all over it. Dickhead…and those stupid fuckin’ refs who were too chickenshit to enforce the rules & eject those mofo’s that participated. And don’t hand me all that shit about how good our defense will be next year - guys that play like shit, will play like shit tomorrow, too! This loss equates to Zook’s loss at Miss State-fuck Meyer, the bastard had better wise up to the SEC - this ain’t fickin’ notre dame, goddammit! Believe I will go kick my fuckin’ dog somemore, the dumb SOB!
October 29th, 2007 at 12:51 pm
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SunDawg says:
Gee, G8RB8R, it took you the best part of two days to sober up and find the keyboard? So, how do you really feel?
October 29th, 2007 at 1:39 pm
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Tase Te-Ho, Bro! says:
Tase Tebow, Bro!!!
Did it. I love the sweet ass sound of all these whining ass Gators.
Best part of the game for me (besides all those god damned points the Dawgs put up) was after the first Dawgs TD. We were jammin’ a rave in the endzone and they flash to Urban Dickhole and you know it just hit him to the core. He pathetically tried to get the Gators stompin and shit, how gay.
Sniff sniff…whipe whipe! Sorry Te-Ho!
October 29th, 2007 at 2:36 pm
166
Ben Bussard says:
I just hope that Mark Richt knew what he was doing when he reignited this diluted excuse for a “rivalry”….wait a minute, no I don’t.
October 29th, 2007 at 2:57 pm
167
cumofsumyungguy says:
All I can say is thank god Zook left all those recruits for last year. Feyer Meyer!
October 29th, 2007 at 3:33 pm
168
Jthomas666 says:
A work of art, sir. I am stunned that my display didn’t melt.
October 29th, 2007 at 4:07 pm
169
FloridaSux says:
Scoreboard, bitches. You lose. Again. Four losses on the season, because Auburn beat you twice.
Have fun in the Continental Tire Bowl against Cornhole State.
October 29th, 2007 at 4:24 pm
170
Baby Jesus says:
It’s good to know that UF is not the only school with immature fuckwad fans that know as much about football as you can squeeze out of your average currant.
Those guys embarrass us much like many of you mongoloids likely embarrass the rest of your respective the fanbases. To wit:
1. OMG WTF U TOETALLY ONLY WERE GOOD BECAUSE OF ZOOK LOL WE RULE.
2. NOW WE DOMINATE YOU 4EVER!!!111
3. LOOK, I AM A FUNCTIONAL ILLITIRATTE!11
Before you clog up the internet with your incoherent, poorly-reasoned rants, find a powerful firearm, load it with the high-grain round of your choice (remember, hollow points will leave very little to chance, you bottle of sheep cum), fit the barrel in your mouth, briefly contemplate a life without any real use, and firmly depress the trigger.
The world will be better off for it.
October 29th, 2007 at 7:18 pm
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Mike Honcho says:
I’m still trying to decipher this as if it is just a vulgarity language…as if there’s an actual story / point here. Trying to identify the nouns & pronouns. I think i’m finally starting to get what you’re saying. Either than or I’m just delirious from lack of sleep.
Oh, and I have to admit I don’t know exactly what “bukakke” is but I think I’m afraid to Google it.
October 29th, 2007 at 10:02 pm
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AnyoneButUF says:
Yes, please fire Urban Meyer. He’s only the second coach to ever win you a National Title, a play-calling genius, and hasn’t even had a season with his own recruiting class. Get rid of him before his team becomes too good. It’s also hard to hate a guy like him, and this is coming from a UGA grad who endured 4 losses in Jacksonville while an undergrad. Spurrier was a man who is easy to hate (I hope Carolina never wins another game in their history). I can’t hate a reasonably-classy guy like Meyer (he can’t be 100% classy because he’s a UF coach, and no one can match the classy-bar set by Hal Mumy, though Mike Price comes close, no wait, he was at a titty bar, not a classy bar). But please get the return of Doug Dickey or another Charley Pell, or Galen Hall. It’s bound to happen since Floriduh goes through coaches like their co-eds go through STD clinics. But unlike Herpes, there won’t be a life-long Floriduh coach because the fans can never be satisfied. What do you want, the impossible? 3-in-a-row? The best chance for that ever happening was Herschel, and even he couldn’t win 3. From the Dickey-Pell-Hall era of 1970 to 1989, the Dawgs won 15, and never lost back-to-back Cocktail Parties. I’d LOVE to return to those days.
Richt is the first coach since Dooley to win more than 1 against Floriduh in his tenure. And for him it’s about time. We just have to remember how to beat that fat pumpkin-looking PoS to the north of us.
October 29th, 2007 at 11:47 pm
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UGA says:
@ #145 (Gatorsfor2-5MarkRicht):
Even a DAWG at least knows the difference between a “gator”[sic] and a crocodile, unlike the “University” [sic] of Florida.
ESPN has an article about UF’s idiocy:
http://espn.go.com/ncf/news/2003/0729/1587202.html
Maybe UGA uses a colloquial expression for its mascot, but at least UGA fans know their mascot is a canine. UF folks managed to get both the genus and species wrong!
I’ll give them credit for having some cute girls, but I can’t vouch much for their intelligence.
October 30th, 2007 at 12:52 am
174
Vicki says:
LMAO@UGA fans hating on Tebow ….. you all won cause our defense sucks. He’s way better of a QB then fat matt.
November 1st, 2007 at 8:20 pm
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A Logical Approach says:
Over the past 7 years, 5 of which I was a UGA student, the Dawgs have only managed to pull off 2 wins at the Cocktail Party. In other words, in recent years the Gators have undeniably had our number. I’m a reasonable person, and it would be foolish not to give you all that. However, any Gator fan who has the audacity to attack Knowshon, whose last weeks performance was nothing short of inspirational, is simply a hater who hasn’t seen a vagina since they were born. 31 carries, 188 yards and three touchdowns speaks for itself. Oh and let’s not forget, he’s a freshmen. It was a great game, quit whining, and accept the fact that Knowshon is the mutha fuckin truth and y’all know that.
November 2nd, 2007 at 2:07 am
176
bulldawg1 says:
you florida dans really are dumbasses arent you.. we cant help that Moreno ran all over ure sorry ass defense (which was also embaressed against michigan 2 totally embarrass the whole damn SEC) and now all you guys can do is try to pick on moreno.. ya dats gon work.. 3 td’s 188 yards.. while percie harven or wateva was totally shut down..
February 5th, 2008 at 9:30 pm
177
EmmettDawg says:
Hope y’all left some in the tank for next year!
February 27th, 2008 at 5:20 pm
178
bobafet7 says:
Why are you looking at this?
November 19th, 2008 at 7:54 pm
179
anon says:
Wow this is the funniest shit ever. I’m a Tennessee fan, but god dude your profanity has brought humor to us.
January 15th, 2009 at 12:10 am