USC QB’S NAFTA-APPROVED MOUTHPIECE
USC QB Mark Sanchez is a Mexican-American, and wants to show his pride in his heritage by putting his money where his mouth is-with his mouthpiece.
Against Notre Dame, Sanchez wore a mouth guard that featured the colors of the Mexican flag, which was made at his request by the team dentist.
“He put the eagle with the snake on it — it was looking sweet so I had to wear it,” said Sanchez, who is of Mexican descent.
Sanchez’s stint at qb has created the hint of a quarterback controversy, something which may abate if Sanchez performs well in the beehive din of Autzen Stadium this weekend against Oregon. Our editorial position just shifted to Sanchez for starter for two entirely logical reasons:
1. We’re huge fans of NAFTA, and we’re sure that Sanchez is the more NAFTAish qb, being the product of a Mexican import. Adam Smith, represent!
2. His fans wear Mexican outfits in the stands:
“Sanchez said he enjoyed supportive gestures from USC fans. One wore a serape and others have donned wrestling masks.
“That’s fun. I love it. It’s just all part of it,” Sanchez said. “The band’s going to start playing, ‘Lean Like a Cholo,’ or something. Sweet.”"
As long as this doesn’t get Carlos Mencia involved, we’re on board the Sanchez bandwagon. A world with more wrestling masks is a world we can live in happily. Sanchez has taken the majority of snaps this weekend, and will likely get the start versus the Patos de Oregon.
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Ahhhh, but doesn’t one need Booty for a successful (dirty) Sanchez….
Comment by Sabanite — October 23, 2025 @ 3:59 pm
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Didn’t Joe Rogan out Carlos Mencia as being German?
WTF is this News Radio day?
And what happened to that chick on that show. She was pretty hot.
Comment by George P. Burdell — October 23, 2025 @ 4:00 pm
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As long as he attempts to get away with referring to the opposing team’s defenders as either “Negros Grandes” or “Gringos”, I’m on board!
Also - in true Mexican soccer fan fashion….USC fans need to start throwing bags of urine at opposing fans.
Comment by Gentleman Masher — October 23, 2025 @ 4:00 pm
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The thought of 90,000 upper class white fans paying hundreds of dollers to dress up like mexicans, in the heart of SoCal is a little sureal. Viva Sanchez, Viva la Raza!
Comment by tzubear — October 23, 2025 @ 4:03 pm
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Chancho. When you are a man, sometimes you wear stretchy pants in your room. It’s for fun. -Nacho Libre
Comment by lance harbor — October 23, 2025 @ 4:03 pm
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#2 - I just scoped it out, yea Ned “Carlos Mencia” Holness is infact half german half honduran, so we’ve got nothing to worry about.
Comment by Brian — October 23, 2025 @ 4:07 pm
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Sounds like he needs to stop being a hyphenated American. Hey, stupid! This nation of immigrants is wonderful because we love to integrate, not because we all wave the flags of our grandparents.
You know, I’ve never really cared much about immigration issues, but some people just don’t get it.
P.S. Most of Adam Smith’s laissez-faire work would have argued against the managed trade of NAFTA, although he screwed up and put a few little blurbs about mercantilism in Wealth of Nations, which has lent a little cred to these trade deals.
But why am I talking about this in a college football comedy blog?!
Comment by Tim — October 23, 2025 @ 4:08 pm
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But why am I talking about this in a college football comedy blog?!
Um, because you’d do this on a cooking blog or a plumbing blog, too?
Comment by Orson Swindle — October 23, 2025 @ 4:10 pm
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Ned “Carlos” Mencia? Half-Mexican, half-Honduran (of mixed descent), completely unfunny. However, the popular rumor spread by Joe Rogan that he is half-German appears to be incorrect.
Comment by PeteJayhawk — October 23, 2025 @ 4:11 pm
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i’m totally finding that mask because i have a suit exactly like that…for halloween?
i’m going as mark sanchez’s PR rep. yep.
Comment by Cameron Siggs — October 23, 2025 @ 4:11 pm
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Mexican-American don’t just like to get into gang fights,
they like flowers and music and white girls named Debbie too.
Comment by Kernel — October 23, 2025 @ 4:14 pm
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Such as http://www.everydayshouldbebastemyturkey.com or http://www.everydayshouldbesnakemysink.com? Two personal faves.
Comment by JoesDeliGatorTail — October 23, 2025 @ 4:15 pm
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There’s no way the Southern Cal band starts playing that song. Doubling the number of songs they know how to play is just too much to ask of a band during the season.
Comment by todd — October 23, 2025 @ 4:22 pm
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I can sum up this game with four words:
Our Dixon, their Booty.
Comment by Quack Whore — October 23, 2025 @ 4:30 pm
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Dos a cero!
Comment by Raider Red — October 23, 2025 @ 4:32 pm
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Orson, it’s a curse. But if I can bring knowledge of gun laws and a little economic history to the table to improve the prose, why not?
(Don’t answer!)
Comment by Tim — October 23, 2025 @ 4:32 pm
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Comment by Orson Swindle — October 23, 2025 @ 4:35 pm
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If this means that they are going to pimp out the SC team bus with hydraulics so that it can bounce into the Autzen parking lot, I am totally behind it.
As for you, Tim, when I see you trying to bust up a St Patrick’s day parade full of people who are 6 or more generations removed from the old sod, then I’ll take you more seriously.
In the meantime, if you’re wanting to tell me all about why Adam Smith wouldn’t be making every dollar he could get his hands on like any self-respecting member of the Scottish diaspora, I’m the one wearing a cardinal and gold Hawaiian shirt and a kilt.
(Until I change into the flannel shirt buttoned only at the neck, corduroy slippers, etc. )
Comment by DC Trojan — October 23, 2025 @ 4:47 pm
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That sound you just heard was Lou Dobbs canceling his airline reservations to the Rose Bowl…
Comment by Papa Lou BSU — October 23, 2025 @ 5:05 pm
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That my friends is a photo of “El Blue Demon.” One of the most badass masked wrestlers of Mexico along with “El Mil Mascaras.”
Comment by Anonymous IV — October 23, 2025 @ 5:34 pm
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St. Patrick’s Day is an Irish holiday? Next you’ll be telling me that the Notre Dame football team is full of clever Irishmen!
Comment by Tim — October 23, 2025 @ 6:34 pm
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#7 — beacuase on this blog you have people who actually know what you’re talking about.
Comment by Brian — October 23, 2025 @ 6:39 pm
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hey its that guy from bethemask.com. uh, probably nsfw
Comment by stapler — October 23, 2025 @ 7:19 pm
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St. Patrick’s Day is an Irish holiday?
So people tell me when they ask why I’m wearing Orange. I tell them it’s because it’s National Hooray Beer! Day, and I got the shirt free when I bought a case of Oranjeboom. But I stay away from the Four Fields in Woodley Park, just to be on the safe side.
Next you’ll be telling me that the Notre Dame football team is full of clever Irishmen!
I might, had I not just started a personal moratorium on sarcastic comments about the Notre Dame team. As my granny used to say, don’t mock the afflicted.
Comment by DC Trojan — October 23, 2025 @ 8:04 pm
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Carlos Mencia “outed” himself during an NPR interview….not that anyone around here listens to NPR.
Comment by Russ — October 23, 2025 @ 9:02 pm
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Trojan,
Speaking of Scottsman, any chance of Sir Alex coming over and taking over DC United (WTF is up with the “United” btw? - doesn’t if refer to like, you know, two clubs merging and stuff? - the generic usage is decidedly minor league).
Comment by marcillac — October 23, 2025 @ 9:17 pm
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On second thought Trojan, Neh.
It would be like Les Miles leaving LSU to take over North Dakota State … err… Minnesota.
Comment by marcillac — October 23, 2025 @ 9:24 pm
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#11 so true about Debbie.
Also, “pato” can also be slang for a homosexual, not that there is anything wrong with Oregon.
Comment by fotodog — October 23, 2025 @ 10:00 pm
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Marcillac, DC isn’t ready for Alex Ferguson - he’d give the local press a case of the vapors. I still think that the USSF should have tried to hire him to manage the national team. Oh well.
Actually, the person with the most to lose is Steve Spurrier in the “coach quotes” department: “My greatest challenge is not what’s happening at the moment, my greatest challenge was knocking Liverpool right off their fucking perch. And you can print that” - Sir Alex Ferguson, quoted in an interview with the Guardian in 2002.
Comment by DC Trojan — October 23, 2025 @ 11:11 pm
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DC Trojan,
Mmmm, Oranjeboom. The Dutch have offered the world so many good things. As the saying goes “As a final touch, God made the Dutch.”
Comment by SeaTrojan — October 24, 2025 @ 12:47 am
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and while i do think mencia is funny, regarless of his shady background (i hate that if you’re white, you can’t make fun of any other ethnicities, but, e.g., dave c. doing his ‘chinga-chong-chong chinaman’ is emmy-worthy….), i do think the cat is a thief. get your own lines, bro.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCixAktGPlg
Comment by Cameron Siggs — October 24, 2025 @ 2:34 am
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I have to laugh at the thought of Sanchez coming out of the barrio of Mission Viejo. My gawd, some of those places might sell for less than $700 K these days.
I hear that Sanchez took all the snaps in practice yesterday and JDB’s finger is still looking bad, so odds are that Sanchez is going to get his shot at Oregon.
DCT. The national team would still be a huge step down for Sir Alex. Besides he was supposed to retire by now and there is no way he will ever take another job. Even though coming to DC might decrease the chances of him getting attacked in a train station.
Mr Siggs: Mencia is funny? Maybe I’ve just never caught his good stuff but most of what I have seen has been dull and uninspired.
Comment by oc phil — October 24, 2025 @ 3:32 am
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After seeing the picture with the post, I now envision Rey Mysterio playing QB for the Trojans. And that would be f’in sweet. I might have to root for them then.
Comment by Edsall is God — October 24, 2025 @ 7:52 am
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If Alex Ferguson wants a challenge there is always Nebraska . . .
Comment by Not a Fifer — October 24, 2025 @ 8:10 am
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wrestling masks are for pussies…real men wear singlets.
ps-carlos mencia is an unfunny, one trick pony.
Comment by gerry dorsey — October 24, 2025 @ 9:07 am
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OC Phil, don’t harsh on Mission Viejo - don’t they still have a Mervyn’s and a Target on Alicia Parkway by the 5? That’s pretty ghetto for South County.
And you’re right, I know that there’s no hope of SAF taking either the national team over, or DC United. I just want some local evidence to show the missus that I am in fact a ray of sunshine, if you use Scottish people as a comparison. Perhaps marrying a cheerful midwesterner wasn’t such a good idea.
Not a Fifer, Nebraska? What has SAF ever done to you?
Comment by DC Trojan — October 24, 2025 @ 9:55 am
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Carlos Mencia is the Carrot Top of ethnic comedians. Oops, apologies to Mr. Top. At least he is funny once or twice per set.
Comment by The Real Man of Genius — October 24, 2025 @ 9:56 am
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test
Comment by HFS — October 30, 2025 @ 10:55 am
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First time I’ve heard of a dentist putting artwork on a mouth guard. Kudos to that dentist. Most dentists wouldn’t have a clue how to do that.
Comment by Lee — April 30, 2025 @ 10:51 am