After busting out most of the weekend in review yesterday, we do have some real life things to tend to today. However, please accept the opening salvo of Houston Nutt tribute, brought to us by the one and only Mr. Two Cents, who we legitimately believe is one of the most ruthless and brilliant graphic artists alive today.
Find more of this brilliance on The Return of Houston Nutt Fark thread, where Mr. Two Cents goes off on a theme and doesn’t stop ’til the Dexedrine runs out. Seriously, email us and we’ll buy you a shirt.
The latest dubious, hold-at-arms-length-with-tongs Bama rumor: Rodgriguez goes to Tuscaloosa. As in most rumors, the deal’s done, the patsies have been iced, and your shadowy, conspiracy-ridden worldview has been confirmed. If you have a headache, it’s just a chip in your head. Might want to get that looked at.
Brian’s all over it, too, though cautiously so.
No one’s sourcing shit, so as usual, caveat gossiptor.
Words fail, but images don’t: Reggie Nelson, concussion farmer, working the fields in savage fashion on Saturday against Florida State. If you’ll listen, Urban Meyer almost sounds awake with excitement.
(In case you ever decide to watch the Urban Meyer postgame show, don’t. It’s like one long Lunesta ad interspersed with sudden images of unspeakable violence, since Meyer’s monotone delivery makes the Phil Fulmer Show sound electric in comparison. The nightmares you get by watching it aren’t worth it.)
Via Huskerboard, we have the coaching neologism of the day thanks to the feverish speculation surrounding every single coaching position in the known universe today: Bogasm.
We’re going ahead and predicting the life expectancy of this term to be exactly 2.35 seconds.
(HT: Rudy. No, not that one. He charges too much.)
The finest haul of internet linkage you’ll ever see. On this website. Today. Yarr.
-USC’s Rudy gets into the game! And meanwhile, Notre Dame’s Rudy speaks to the Paramus, New Jersey Realtors’ convention at 11:00 before a 1:00 unscheduled call in to WFAN, where he will announce himself as “Rudy of Rudy fame.”
Rudy of Rudy fame would be Rudy happy to Rudy speak at your event or Rudy party.
-Your latest unsubstantiated Alabama coaching rumor: Frank Beamer. Are Alabama fans ready for the power of Jenkins? We think not.
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