USC HAS A DIFFERENT DEFINITION OF HELL
In all fairness to USC fans, it’s not exactly hell in a handbasket when you’re 6-2 at this point in the season. Yet pain’s all relative, especially when you’re used to flying with the angels and happen to be last in turnover differential in the Pac-10, behind even Stanford and Arizona at -5 for the year.

Hell’s a relative term, but good photoshop trumps perspective. HT: LSUFreek.
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MISSING:
sweaty song girls in your hand basket…DANG!
Comment by numberedhats — October 30, 2025 @ 7:08 pm
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I still say Carroll is the reason USC wins 10 games a year. He is also the reason they inevitably blow 1 or 2 games a year.
Hell of a recruiter(although not that hard to tell kids “come to LA motherfucker))
Not much of a motivator/game coach.
Team hasn’t been champs since Norm Chow
Comment by SpookyJuice — October 30, 2025 @ 1:01 pm
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Point taken, ‘bino
Comment by chickensupernova — October 30, 2025 @ 12:09 pm
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Hell = El Paso, home of the Sun Bowl!
Comment by boifromtroy — October 30, 2025 @ 9:26 am
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Is that a Longaberger?
Comment by Crimson Daddy — October 30, 2025 @ 8:50 am
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USC Fan: After a run like yours, you’re not going to get sympathy from any other school for a minimum of 10 years, no matter how bad you suck between then and now.
Ask me how I know.
Comment by Albino Tornado — October 30, 2025 @ 8:20 am
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I hope you’re right, SKLM @#6…..I’am an SC fan doing time in the SEC.
Pain, I tell you. Pain.
Comment by chickensupernova — October 30, 2025 @ 8:03 am
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I don’t think many around here feel too bad about USC or OSU.
With USC many feel jealousy, OSU pity.
Comment by Irwin Fletcher — October 30, 2025 @ 6:37 am
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#15 Don’t worry about me. My other school is still doing quite well this year.
Between my two football playing alma matter’s in the last 5 seasons I’ve gotten to celebrate 3 MNC”s, two additional BCS title game appearences, 5 additional BCS bowl victories and 4 Heisman trophies.
On the other hand I was at that 1992 Freedom bowl game and also endured the frustrations of the Cooper years at tOSU. The 90’s generally sucked for me on “Rivalry Saturday’s” so I’ve paid some dues along the way.
Comment by oc phil — October 30, 2025 @ 2:01 am
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Good news, FSN and ESPN have reached an agreement that will have ASU at Oregon on ESPN in most of the country but on FSN in Arizona and the Northwest.
Comment by John — October 29, 2025 @ 10:59 pm