USC HAS A DIFFERENT DEFINITION OF HELL
In all fairness to USC fans, it’s not exactly hell in a handbasket when you’re 6-2 at this point in the season. Yet pain’s all relative, especially when you’re used to flying with the angels and happen to be last in turnover differential in the Pac-10, behind even Stanford and Arizona at -5 for the year.

Hell’s a relative term, but good photoshop trumps perspective. HT: LSUFreek.
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#17 AAIAIIAIIAIIAARGHGHGRAAIIRAGHHGHHHH .
Sorry, must have been thinking about the 1992 Freedom Bowl again. Shit. Could we have some kind of warning about mentioning the Larry Smith years? The only bandwagon the day after that game was the one to tidy out Larry’s office.
Comment by DC Trojan — October 29, 2025 @ 9:48 pm
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Most SC fans weren’t around for the Larry Smith years, and the onside kick that went backwards vs. Arizona.
Comment by Raider Red — October 29, 2025 @ 9:14 pm
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SC’s O-coordinator Steve Sarkisian sucks. He couldn’t play call his way out of a paper bag.
Comment by Ryan — October 29, 2025 @ 8:24 pm
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I thumb my nose at you, sir.
Comment by Captain Awesome — October 29, 2025 @ 8:22 pm
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…. perhaps Pete Carrol should have OJ return for a pep talk …
Comment by Peter — October 29, 2025 @ 7:48 pm
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Let’s see, how do I put this politely. F you SC fans! You’re approximately 1,000-5 in the Carroll era even with this year’s losses. Most fans would kill to be in your position so shut your pie holes. That is all.
Comment by BuckeyeDomer — October 29, 2025 @ 7:45 pm
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The USC boards are calling for the humanitarian’s head much less frequently than they were after the Stanford loss*. Either the bandwagoners have jumped ship (you’re welcome, Ohio State fans!) or rationality has set in. Nonetheless, this season kind of sucks, and I wish the offense would open the hell up already.
*Loss still not officially recognized by the international community.
Comment by Captain Awesome — October 29, 2025 @ 7:42 pm
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You know, if this is how you work when we beat you, you should hope we keep winning! This site’s been extra-tacular hilarious since Georgia won.
Thanks again, Moreno!
Comment by blackertai — October 29, 2025 @ 7:42 pm
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An idle mind is the devil’s workshop, way to keep your’s busy Orson. I know this is not the kind of follow-up season you guys were hoping for, and nothing, I mean nothing takes away the sting of a loss, but this is good therapy.
Your work is pure genius.
Comment by The Artist Formerly Known as tOSUBuckeyes — October 29, 2025 @ 7:38 pm
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Figures that graphic would come from an LSU fan.
Most USC people seem to be taking this past loss in stride The choke against Stanford hurt way more. Oregon is a very good team and with a win over ASU they should be right in the MNC hunt. I’d love to see them win the whole thing since they were the school who got the biggest shafting of the BCS era the last time they were a serious contender (yes I DO remember what happened to Auburn).
Besides USC still has lots to play for. If USC and Oregon both win out from here then Oregon could make the MNC game and USC could still sneak into the Rose Bowl.
Comment by oc phil — October 29, 2025 @ 7:24 pm