FRIDAY CHEESECAKE: JENNA VON OY
Von Oy, a little know Spanish surname. Never mind. She’s an honorary Latina for reasons all too apparent to the viewer of this post. Sure, you’ll be mentally scared by seeing someone you remember from The Parkers and Blossom half-naked and sporting an ass the size of a robust jackfruit. But you’ll thank us for it when you see it.
Enjoy. We’ll be back on Sunday with a rare wrap-up post and EDSBS LIVE! at 7:00 p.m. EST.
Click for mo’ betta below. Again, SFW, but not really safe for work, no?
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Six is a… what? Seven?
Comment by Dr. O. Goldsmith — October 19, 2025 @ 3:59 pm
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I called her turning into a delicious little morsel a long time ago…much like when I saw Natalie Portman in “Beautiful Girls”.
This thoroughly makes up for referencing Empire Flooring earlier in the day. Thank you, kind sir.
Comment by Gentleman Masher — October 19, 2025 @ 4:00 pm
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Dude, why did you even solicit me for input today if you had this in your pocket all along?
Damn that is a meaty leg & ass combo. Love it.
Feliz fin de semana a todos de los chicos y las chicas!
Comment by Kanu — October 19, 2025 @ 4:10 pm
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Is Punky Brewster next week?
Comment by mlmintampa — October 19, 2025 @ 4:14 pm
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Yo Quiero
Comment by The Bull-Gator — October 19, 2025 @ 4:14 pm
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Pink Pony. Day shift.
Comment by Mr. Wrong — October 19, 2025 @ 4:19 pm
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No way. AWESOME.
I was jsut thinking about her today, too, for some reason.
Comment by Wooderson — October 19, 2025 @ 4:32 pm
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My, she has blossomed.
Nice little pumpkin she’s not really trying to hide there.
Comment by Crimson Daddy — October 19, 2025 @ 4:44 pm
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eric y is not too excited about those massive thighs although sammie thinks it is a go but nobody has heard from jay whitlow I think he is still in shock from the aged pinup girl that was up last week he shouldn’t have checked her out on wikipedia that face is about the ugliest thing he has seen and how did such a young delicious beauty sour like that and it reminded him of his first wive’s thrid husband’s mother and wasn’t sure why in the hell she was posted and his refrigerator looks like jay whitlow on new years day and what about that firecracker stuck up her rear and im finished
Comment by eric y — October 19, 2025 @ 4:48 pm
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Many a man have been strangled to death by thighs less meaty than hers. Be careful gentlemen.
Comment by Ryan — October 19, 2025 @ 5:10 pm
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Tree trunks.
Comment by Brian O'Blivion — October 19, 2025 @ 5:10 pm
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she strikes me as a girl who has “never gone back” if you follow me.
oh…and in my best joey lawrence voice…WHOA!!
Comment by gerry dorsey — October 19, 2025 @ 5:17 pm
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ugh
Comment by Adam — October 19, 2025 @ 5:28 pm
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http://www.planetafamosas.com/fotos/JennaVonOy_240705/jennavonoy044ss.jpg
Comment by John — October 19, 2025 @ 5:39 pm
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eric y - that was a grammatical trainwreck. Congratulations, sir!
And, Orson - next week can we have the meth addict from Full House?
Comment by Tricky Dick — October 19, 2025 @ 5:46 pm
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…as was my use of (not-a-word) “Trainwreck”.
Comment by Tricky Dick — October 19, 2025 @ 5:47 pm
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holy shit, butterface and butterthighs
Comment by anon — October 19, 2025 @ 5:50 pm
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I am not ashamed to say I totally would.
Comment by Broom — October 19, 2025 @ 6:15 pm
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Is that a midget?
Cheesecake: something that girl apparently likes a little too much.
Comment by azthecheat — October 19, 2025 @ 6:52 pm
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Now that’s cheesecake!
Comment by TIGERinATL — October 19, 2025 @ 6:58 pm
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I believe this link is quite appropriate here: http://heystupid.wordpress.com/2007/03/29/former-child-star-chicks-youd-stick-it-too-round-1/
Comment by TIGERinATL — October 19, 2025 @ 7:04 pm
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Let there by no doubt, I hate Auburn. But, DAMN. I love you, TIGERinATL, for that link. You’ve open a really nasty space up in my head. I’ll be there often.
Let’s hope Bama carve’s up the Great Pumpkin, Phat Phil, tomorrow.
Comment by TPS Reports — October 19, 2025 @ 7:19 pm
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On a note entirely unrelated to ze womens, I’m growing frustrated that the moniker “Phat Phil” is catching on while I’m trying my damndest to make the name “koach karl” stick to Dorrell, to little avail.
Comment by Captain Awesome — October 19, 2025 @ 7:49 pm
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At least she stopped wearing those fucking hats.
Urban Meyer has a quirk: He says “ex-specially” instead of “especially.” This quirk appears to be communicable: Mark May (from whom I’ve never heard “ex-specially” uttered) just used the mispronunciation in talking about Meyer.
/Petpeevometer off.
Comment by panhandler — October 19, 2025 @ 8:28 pm
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At least she stopped wearing those fucking hats.
Urban Meyer has a quirk: He says “ex-specially” instead of “especially.” This quirk appears to be communicable: Mark May (from whom I’ve never heard “ex-specially” uttered) just used the mispronunciation in talking about Meyer.
Comment by panhandler — October 19, 2025 @ 8:30 pm
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AAARGHH.
Comment by panhandler — October 19, 2025 @ 8:30 pm
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I . . . just . . . thank you, Orson. Thank you from the bottom of my heart.
Comment by Harris — October 19, 2025 @ 8:32 pm
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Fat chicks need love too.
Comment by Mike Beattie — October 19, 2025 @ 8:43 pm
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I’m torn.
This was my special tidbit of knowledge that most people weren’t aware of.
But then, I hadn’t seen TIGERinATL’s picture before, so in the end, it was worth it.
Comment by Boy Howdy — October 19, 2025 @ 8:47 pm
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MAB, is that you?
Comment by Palouse — October 19, 2025 @ 11:04 pm
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@ TigerinATL
That link was great.I just wish I could have found round 2.
Comment by lance harbor — October 20, 2025 @ 6:43 am
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How the hell did she get a watermelon to fit in the back of her underwear?
But yeah, obviously I’d hit that, if only to make Blossom jokes for the rest of my life.
Comment by Tailgate Shogun — October 20, 2025 @ 7:03 am
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TigerinATL should be hired by the UN to work out things between the Israelis and Palestinians. That link provides common ground Tide and Tiger and fans, something that is hard to do.
Comment by Bones — October 20, 2025 @ 7:21 am
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#27
Fat chicks can have love, but they have to pay for it.
Even back in the day, I always said Six was going to have a badonkadonk, even before that word existed. I’m fucking cutting edge.
Comment by NoleinTexas — October 20, 2025 @ 8:39 am
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9:53 AM, Gameday not really even started yet, but SportsCenter cuts to Lexington…. and the crowd’s chanting “Tebow Sucks.” So much for sloe-gin bluegrass hospitality!
Comment by panhandler — October 20, 2025 @ 8:56 am
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Hmm, too chunky for my taste Swindle 4/10, you can do better.
Comment by Stockman — October 20, 2025 @ 9:18 am
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Anybody kow what Corso’s record is this year? Cuz he just put the Albert head on…
Comment by Mr. Wrong — October 20, 2025 @ 11:02 am
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The way you people savage these poor women insure that we’ll never see TCOAN.
Comment by Sparkyjbd — October 20, 2025 @ 12:37 pm
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Ugh, no UT-Alabama in SF!!
Comment by Skip — October 20, 2025 @ 1:23 pm
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You can watch UT UA on Yahoo Sports right now.
Comment by WahIggle — October 20, 2025 @ 1:47 pm
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Buyout Bowl update: A&M 16, NU 14 at the half.
Callahan and Coach Fran are getting help with their cover letters during halftime.
Comment by Land of Os(borne) — October 20, 2025 @ 2:53 pm
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[a]http://heystupid.wordpress.com/2007/03/29/former-child-star-chicks-you%e2%80%99d-stick-it-too-round-2/[/a]
[a]http://heystupid.wordpress.com/2007/04/01/former-child-star-chicks-you%e2%80%99d-stick-it-too-round-3/[/a]
[a]http://heystupid.wordpress.com/2007/04/02/private-former-child-star-chicks-you%e2%80%99d-stick-it-too-the-winner-is/[/a]
My link-fu is weak. Try these…
Comment by Broom — October 22, 2025 @ 1:58 pm
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Hey thanks for pointing out that the other rounds weren’t easily accessible. I fixed that. Now at the bottom of each round there is navigation to the others. Enjoy.
Comment by E-Rokk — October 22, 2025 @ 3:19 pm
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She has a nice body and I hear some people saying something about her thighs? Men can be so stupid…
Comment by angela — March 12, 2025 @ 9:09 pm