FRIDAY CHEESECAKE: BARBARA MORI
Today’s a bit of an academic exercise in cheesecake, but we’re sure it’s a class where your attention won’t wander too much. In order to flesh out (hah) the EDSBS Cheesecake map, we now stick a virtual pin in Uruguay, who according to the CIA Factbook exports “meat, rice, leather products, wool, fish, dairy products”…a type of which could be cheesecake, we suppose.
We present: Barbara Mori, Uruguay. (Found by cheesecake majordomo Kleph, who as a single guy in Peru is a certified expert.)
First our dream shot of any woman, really:
Tight clothing! Hot! Tits! Making coffee!!! PERFECTO!!!


And finally, the bunda. Ms. Mori seems to be wary of direct bunda shots. We have no idea why. Fortunately, the paparazzi in Latin America remains just as shameless as their norteamericano counterparts.
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4 horas de sexo !!!
The second frame in the second picture kinda makes her look like an amputee, though. Good if you’re a fan of the “Dexter” series on showtime, I guess.
Comment by Scalz1 — August 10, 2025 @ 8:19 am
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Mmmm mmm, I do love me some coffee with my cheesecake.
Comment by Brian — August 10, 2025 @ 8:22 am
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LOL @ the amputee comment. I wanna hold your nub.
Comment by SportsRumblings — August 10, 2025 @ 8:38 am
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So, judging by pic 2, it’s pretty cold in Uruguay, then?
Comment by EarthyTechnoPop — August 10, 2025 @ 8:46 am
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I would take a Montevideo of her riding me.
[/bad geography pun]
Comment by Eirishis — August 10, 2025 @ 8:49 am
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Good work Orson.
Is it me or has this week set the bar pretty high for EDSBS? Good thing football is actually about to start because it would be quite difficult for anyone, even Orson, to maintain this level of excellence.
Comment by TIGERinATL — August 10, 2025 @ 8:55 am
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There is something amazingly sexy about that first pick. I don’t know if its hottness mixed with an every day situation and a slight air of attainability… or what…. but I like it.
Comment by Dave K. — August 10, 2025 @ 8:57 am
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Nice crotch.
Comment by Allahver Fist — August 10, 2025 @ 8:59 am
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#6/Tiger - not just you. Been an A-game week for Mr. Swindle. And Galactus, but that’s another issue.
Comment by Eirishis — August 10, 2025 @ 9:00 am
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holy jeez….you could hang your coat on those nips.
Comment by gerry dorsey — August 10, 2025 @ 9:00 am
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something about white pants just makes a broad with a nice ass, even nicer! (Is that a word?)
Comment by shovel pass — August 10, 2025 @ 9:09 am
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…..and nice camel toe on pic 2.
Comment by shovel pass — August 10, 2025 @ 9:11 am
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threadjack!!!
looks like the inmates are running the asylum.
schaffa back at qb???
Comment by gerry dorsey — August 10, 2025 @ 9:16 am
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EDSBS CheeseCake GoogleMap updated.
and i bust my ass to search these interwebs in order to dig up quality offerings and not even a hat tip for my efforts? for shame, orson. for shame.
**** Editor’s Note**** Kleph was wronged by the lack of hat tip… but I’ll be really impressed when he digs up quality form Suriname and French Guiana**** SM
Comment by kleph — August 10, 2025 @ 9:17 am
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WHY ARE ONLY 2 OF THE PICTURES SHOWING UP ON MY SCREEN!!!!!! MUST…Use…….Imagination……
Comment by bhors — August 10, 2025 @ 9:21 am
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Is she making a milkshake in that first shot? Someone page Kelis.
Comment by Michael — August 10, 2025 @ 9:22 am
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Kleph, apologies. You’re duly credited.
Comment by Orson Swindle — August 10, 2025 @ 9:22 am
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thanks. i’m gonna need the love after holly sees my judgement on the cage match over at barstoolio’s place.
Comment by kleph — August 10, 2025 @ 9:25 am
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Dave K., it’s the look on her face.
Comment by PeterPumpkinhead — August 10, 2025 @ 9:28 am
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The viagra advertisement beneath the pictures seems oh so fitting. Coincidence? I think not.
Latina cheescake = VIVAAAAAAAAA VIAGRA
You market your advertised products well Orson.
Comment by Give me a beer — August 10, 2025 @ 9:28 am
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sooooo hot, want to touch the hiney
Comment by PSUrob — August 10, 2025 @ 9:28 am
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Nick Saban does have time for this shit.
Comment by NewAZTiger — August 10, 2025 @ 9:36 am
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“Hee-hee! Look at this country! ‘You-are-gay.’ ”
Seriously, one of your best yet, sirs.
Comment by Doug — August 10, 2025 @ 9:39 am
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Did I here Marcus Monk of the world renowned Las Cronicas….may be out because of a knee injury?
Comment by King Harvest — August 10, 2025 @ 9:42 am
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Wow, that first pick has ruined me for work today.
Wow!
Comment by tzubear — August 10, 2025 @ 9:43 am
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100 GLASSES OF MILKSHAKES to Kleph for the contribution.
Tight clothing! Hot! Tits! Making coffee!!! PERFECTO!!!
This caption is so right with the picture, I almost want to print it out, frame it, and hang it on a wall somewhere.
Comment by John F — August 10, 2025 @ 9:46 am
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Ok, I’m digging the Cheesecake… however, I haven’t been affirmed yet today and it’s beginning to get to me…
Comment by PeterPumpkinhead — August 10, 2025 @ 9:53 am
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Wow … I’d totally want to visit Uraguay if that was a real place.
What?
(Proud graduate of the University of South Carolina, thanks.)
Re- Pic 1 - South American version of Vanessa Marcil, no?
Comment by GamecockTony — August 10, 2025 @ 10:02 am
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Wow.
That is all.
Comment by DC Trojan — August 10, 2025 @ 10:09 am
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mmmm … vanessa marcil …. mmmmm
Comment by Scalz1 — August 10, 2025 @ 10:15 am
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Wikipedia says - Uruguayan-Japanese heritage. That’ll do.
Comment by Eirishis — August 10, 2025 @ 10:20 am
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WANT.
Comment by Rob — August 10, 2025 @ 10:21 am
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Peter,
You are correct, sir. The look on her face is definitely what does it. It’s amazing sometimes how much better a pic like that can be than say …a shot of the bunda while bending over a corvette.
Comment by Dave K. — August 10, 2025 @ 10:29 am
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First of all, nice job on cheesecake. But I was looking at the map, and the pins seem very centered in the Western Hemisphere. Are you trying to tell me there are no cheesecakes in Europe, Asia, Africa, or Australia???
Comment by Adam — August 10, 2025 @ 10:34 am
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SCHA-WING!
Comment by Aerobab — August 10, 2025 @ 10:37 am
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Nothin’ but love, klephypants. We must make allowances for the old and infirm.
Comment by Holly — August 10, 2025 @ 12:15 pm
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i completely understood. want to come watch me run my marathon wearing that patronizing tone, dear?
Comment by kleph — August 10, 2025 @ 12:26 pm
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Hey, I didn’t say you were both of those.
Comment by Holly — August 10, 2025 @ 12:34 pm
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That is some proper use of the widescreen feature.
Comment by Signal to Noise — August 10, 2025 @ 12:36 pm
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“The viagra advertisement beneath the pictures seems oh so fitting. Coincidence? I think not.”
I’d say the opposite- if a guy can’t get it up after looking at her, Viagra ain’t gonna help one bit (or else the guy is gay, NTTAWWT).
Comment by MiseanAUFan — August 10, 2025 @ 1:23 pm
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Dios mio, que perfecto!
Cafe con leche y azucar por favor!
Top shelf, Swindle, top shelf. One of the best offerings yet.
She shows that there is more greatness to Uruguay then their long ago footy success: 1924 & 1928 Olympics champions, won the first World Cup in 1930, then beat Brasil in Brasil {in front of 200,000 Brasilian fans at Maracana} to win the 1950 World cup, giving them 2 of the first 4 World Cups, and 2 of the first 2 World Cups that they entered {they didn’t play in WC34 or WC38}. A period of dominance only rivaled by Brasil winning 3 out of 4 World Cups between 1958 and 1970.
In recent times… not so much. But Barabrita reminds us that Uruguay can compete at the highest levels.
Vamonos Uruguay y Barbarita!
Feliz fin de semana chicos y chicas.
Comment by Kanu — August 10, 2025 @ 2:43 pm
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and now that stroessner is dead you can enjoy it without guilt!
Comment by kleph — August 10, 2025 @ 2:56 pm
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crap. that was paraguay, wasn’t it?
Comment by kleph — August 10, 2025 @ 2:57 pm
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Inquiring Minds Want to Know Dept:
Great stuff, yet again!!!!
What will be the babe theme for the next college football season?
Sticking with the latin babes with shiny butts may not be a bad idea.
Comment by Stacy Kiebler Loves Me — August 10, 2025 @ 5:56 pm
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When will Urby get Banner Space Dept:
Keep Spurrier and add Meyer would be my recommendation for the new banner., Or, will it stay the same?
Comment by Stacy Kiebler Loves Me — August 10, 2025 @ 5:58 pm
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See that, that I like. Even more so because I had actually not only heard of her before this, but gave her an honored spot on my hard drive.
Comment by Eran of Arcadia — August 10, 2025 @ 6:03 pm
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I’m speechless. She is painfully hot.
Comment by RyderCup — August 10, 2025 @ 9:00 pm
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http://kraffcaps.webcindario.com/BarbaraMori/BarbaraMori_017_kraff.jpg
and
http://kraffcaps.webcindario.com/BarbaraMori/BarbaraMori_038_kraff.jpg
Are both off webcindario which is a notorious web spysite…get your firewalls and spyware programs cracking guys…it’s too bad that the good pics are always on a site with no scruples like that above.
Comment by MrG — August 10, 2025 @ 10:09 pm
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Kleph, for Cedar Creek, you are all right.
Comment by LSUJoshua — August 11, 2025 @ 12:03 am