THE WORLD TURNS ON ITS PROPER AXIS…
…SERIOUSLY. Luther Campbell is welcome back at Miami. (HT: Deadspin, as if Will needed it.)
We…no, fuck that. I’m speechless. Nay-teary. We love Luther Campbell, and he’s reached the end of a long, torturous hejira back to the ‘Canes, the team he loves and unfortunately used to pay from time to time for good play. For the man who popped into a Miami club on My Hood on MTV, grabbed the mike, and used this phrase as his intro…
“All the ladies got good pussy need to scream right now!!!
…is back in the fold. Everybody drop it to the floor where you stand right now in honor of the world spinning correctly on its right axis again. Why ESPN is going to be in Blacksburg on opening day and not in Miami for Uncle Luke’s triumphant return to the tune of “Doo Doo Brown”…well, that’s just one more reason why ESPN’s circling the bowl, isn’t it?
Quoth the bard: “Them titties? Scarred, Scarred, Scarred.”
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Our long national nightmare is over.
Question: Can Luther Campbell bring guns to Miami games?
Comment by Majorly English — July 26, 2025 @ 3:27 pm
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“Work It Out” was big back in the days of The Jukebox Network. I can’t hear it soon enough.
Welcome back, Mr. Campbell.
Comment by Jorgé the Bass Player — July 26, 2025 @ 3:28 pm
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I was hoping to land him as a part of the Dennis Erickson package at ASU. Dammit.
Comment by Big Jon — July 26, 2025 @ 3:29 pm
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Dennis gets Sammy Hagar, Boz Scaggs, and several members of Toto.
Comment by Orson Swindle — July 26, 2025 @ 3:32 pm
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Luther’s still waiting on his Massengill endorsement money.
Comment by Mätt — July 26, 2025 @ 3:34 pm
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Work It Out by Luke
No Life + Stoopid = Me
Comment by Jorgé the Bass Player — July 26, 2025 @ 3:42 pm
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can a lawya get a table dance????
Comment by gerry dorsey — July 26, 2025 @ 3:47 pm
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‘m not kidding - not even a little bit - tears of joy and happiness just came into my eyes.
In the same week Shannon takes the names off the jerseys, no less.
Comment by The Great Barstoolio — July 26, 2025 @ 3:54 pm
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ROAD TRIP. It’s a moral imperative.
Comment by Holly — July 26, 2025 @ 4:03 pm
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For my part, there is a hole in the universe that will not close until Erick Sermon is welcomed back to Notre Dame, Indiana.
Comment by Dankgesang — July 26, 2025 @ 4:06 pm
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Fun Fact: Bizzy Bone at one time agreed to perform a concert for a dance held by a particular Notre Dame dorm. Unfortunately, Notre Dame struck down the agreement on the condition that it prominently involved Bizzy Bone.
However, here are the conditions of the agreement:
Bizzy Bone would perform for this dorm in exchange for the following: $300, two hotel suites, and an autographed Carlyle Holiday jersey.
Comment by Majorly English — July 26, 2025 @ 4:13 pm
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@ Holly: I’ll pick you up. Put on your fatigues.
Comment by The Great Barstoolio — July 26, 2025 @ 4:14 pm
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Dennis gets Sammy Hagar, Boz Scaggs, and several members of Toto.
That’s a big bag of suck, but it’s still better than Dirk Koetter’s posse which consisted of Richard Marx and assorted members of The Carpenters.
Comment by Big Jon — July 26, 2025 @ 4:17 pm
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It is such a shame that Anthony Martinez didn’t win the QB job at UVA and bring the Hoos down to Luther’s Orange Bowl.
Comment by Michael — July 26, 2025 @ 4:21 pm
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@TGB: It’s the old days, the bad days, the all or nothing days. They’re back.
Comment by Holly — July 26, 2025 @ 4:24 pm
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This is a glorious turn of events. The only thing that would make me happier is if ABC were to make Luther and Lamar Thomas announcers for each week’s marquis game.
Comment by JoesDeliGatorTail — July 26, 2025 @ 4:45 pm
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Miami = The dirtiest program and the dirtiest fans in the history of sports.
Comment by Miami Stinks — July 26, 2025 @ 4:48 pm
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Miami is getting back to the days when they were winning NC’S.
So they are snorting coca and banging strippers.
Now all they need is Micheal Irvin as WR’s coach.
Comment by CHARLIE MURPHY — July 26, 2025 @ 4:49 pm
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What if the refs had kicked all of those scumball Miami players out of the game after their multiple cheap shots after the whistle had blown (in and out of bounds)? No championships for SCum!!!!!!!!!!!! SCum should have received the death penalty for that Pell Grant fraud. No other team has ever cheated as severely as Miami has.
Comment by Chicken Ibis — July 26, 2025 @ 5:04 pm
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More importantly: is the brother Marquis coming back to town, as well?
I had the fortune(?) of seeing Luke and the boys in Merrit Island at a very smal venue. The back up dancers were on the bottom of the 2 live video ho scale, and the were wearing G-strings. Backwards. Classic.
“Put ‘em on the glass”
Comment by scalz1 — July 26, 2025 @ 5:10 pm
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@ Holly: and ready for war!
Comment by The Great Barstoolio — July 26, 2025 @ 5:14 pm
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LOL @ Miami being “ready for war,” because every time they’ve started on-field fights lately, they’ve gotten their collective a$$e$ kicked.
Comment by Chicken Ibis — July 26, 2025 @ 5:18 pm
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Chicken Ibis, it’s a film quote.
Comment by The Great Barstoolio — July 26, 2025 @ 6:01 pm
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Hey, I”m ordering tickets for “Purple Rain: The Musical” at the OB. Who wants seats?
When I hear “Work it Out,” I feel like taking out the garbage for some reason.
Comment by MCab — July 26, 2025 @ 6:46 pm
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..cue sound clip of Vietnamese hooker soliciation….
Comment by Nate (ltdomer98) — July 26, 2025 @ 6:52 pm
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As EDSBS has become more popular, more of the posts read like some on the Rivals College Football Message Board.
All sarcasm and satire, all the time.
Comment by Coop — July 26, 2025 @ 8:38 pm
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Or death, I meant to add….
Comment by Coop — July 26, 2025 @ 8:38 pm
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Watch out for Storm Season!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Comment by OCALACANE — July 26, 2025 @ 9:50 pm
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Chicken Ibis Bring it Punk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Comment by OCALACANE — July 26, 2025 @ 9:52 pm
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Fuck the proper axis. Spin this shit.
Comment by NewAZTiger — July 26, 2025 @ 11:31 pm
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I can only hope this means Tha 7th Floor Crew is planning a reunion tour.
Comment by Harris — July 27, 2025 @ 3:07 am
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About time…that kind of talent just can’t be denied…and what more fitting locale than that cess-pit…used to be a great place to send your idiot with a trust fund, but now…well the entrance requirements have stiffened.
Comment by sb — July 27, 2025 @ 8:17 am
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it’s 9:30 AM already! Where’s the Bunda?
Comment by Nate — July 27, 2025 @ 8:46 am
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Does Luther’s nephew still play at Auburn? He and Tubs are Straight-up OG’s from back in tha day.
Comment by Jamminonda1 — July 27, 2025 @ 11:24 am
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NOW PUT HER IN THE BUCK!
Comment by MCab — July 28, 2025 @ 5:33 pm
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Hey, Cryami, nice game against Oklahoma. They made you look like fools.
LOL 51-13
Comment by GatorsRule — September 16, 2025 @ 8:02 pm