Gentlemen, the internets isn't here to create disorder; the internets is here to preserve disorder.  Our very own Pretty Pretty Princess, Lane Kiffin, has fallen behind in the election for Esquire's Sexiest Woman Alive, and he needs your help.  If a man can't reach out and crown his mortal enemy the most delicate and beautiful flower in existence, then what has this world come to?  I asks yous guys, uphold da principles of da mocracy and get all your loved ones, especially the more...horizontal...ones, to vote for the Hon. Miss Kiffin.  If he loses, I will confer with the superintendent of police as to the most violent possible response fairest solution for everyone.

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