HELLO, LADIES
Just to take you to the weekend, some outstanding work by Andy Staples.
See you for the liveblog tomorrow night, and remember: all off-campus visits must be coed this weekend per 2004 recruiting reforms. (P.S.: Ndamukong Suh is ineligible for the Heisman because he counts as two people.)
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Kevin@LSU says:
Why couldn’t I be recruited by a major D-1 football program?
…Why couldn’t I have natural God-given talent and physical attributes suitable for D-1 football and possibly NFL football? WHY!?!?!!?
December 11th, 2009 at 5:19 pm
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bigthirsty says:
Look at the ellipse on that one..
December 11th, 2009 at 5:45 pm
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Mrs. Saban says:
I know I’m one of the few here that’s looking at her hair or knows what a Bump-It is, but nice beehive, Lacey.
Insert “I’d bump it” joke here.
December 11th, 2009 at 5:46 pm
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Brian says:
If they had already committed, why did they drive down there? Plus, no college chicks spend at least a combined 200 bucks of their own money to mugg with HS football players. Slush fund scandal forthcoming!
December 11th, 2009 at 5:48 pm
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keo says:
lol as if the NCAA will do anything other than tap Smokey’s paw with a stern, “BAD DOG!”
December 11th, 2009 at 6:08 pm
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odell 51 says:
Wow, sending white women. That is totally cheating.
December 11th, 2009 at 6:14 pm
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Tailgate Shogun says:
Dude on the left is PISSED he didn’t get the white girl.
December 11th, 2009 at 6:31 pm
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Stacy Keibler Luvs Me says:
Stanturd Dept:
Tiger Woods Would Hit That! (Just the blonde babe on the right, actually. He is not into the dark meats.)
December 11th, 2009 at 6:58 pm
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done, but with errors on page says:
Ok, let’s get to the real issue here- When did white girls start packin booty like that? I was born way too early.
December 11th, 2009 at 7:05 pm
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MCab says:
That beehive is crying out to that part of me that turns out Peggy Hill fantasies. Shame-shag, confessed.
December 11th, 2009 at 7:11 pm
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bevonyc says:
Pollywannacracka?
December 11th, 2009 at 7:53 pm
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etsuVol says:
I thought the sign was supposed to say “Come to Tennessee”? Maybe the dot-dot-dot implies that the reverse says that, along with credit card receipts for hotel rooms paid for by Lane Kiffin, Mapquest directions and a Post-It that says “Remember ladies, my name is Lane Kiffin and what I’m asking you to do is against NCAA guidelines regarding official contact of prospects. I’m the head coach of Tennessee and it would really get us in trouble if people found out about this. Kisses.”
December 11th, 2009 at 8:08 pm
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Brian says:
Next year, you’re going to see Ole Miss chicks dressed up in yellow and purple going to games with posters for LSU committs, all the while Houston Nutt sits in his office cackling at his own brilliance.
December 11th, 2009 at 8:19 pm
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Old South says:
Sweet, sweet redneck prom hairdo there. Bump-it in action.
I don’t need to mock Tennessee anymore, it’s people do it themselves.
December 11th, 2009 at 8:59 pm
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haybeav says:
That girl has ass for days
December 11th, 2009 at 10:23 pm
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Rusty says:
#13:
You almost owed me a new keyboard.
SMESMERIZE! SMESMERIZE!
December 11th, 2009 at 11:09 pm
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Caban says:
Why do I find it incredibly funny that you could get the picture, but the New York Times couldn’t?
December 12th, 2009 at 1:02 am
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MorningBeer says:
UT footballshenanigans. It is like Christmas 24/7/365 and 366 on leap year.
December 12th, 2009 at 9:37 am
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bamachine says:
@7
The white chick looks like she is 30+ or she has been rode hard and put up wet. As a member of the Caucasian persuasion, I find the black chick to easily be the hotter of the two.
December 12th, 2009 at 11:36 am
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der schatten says:
@18…she has a chin that could double as a can opener. But, that’s “hot” at UT I suppose.
December 12th, 2009 at 11:46 am
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Halpert says:
I am stunned Freek hasn’t done his magic with that poster yet.
December 12th, 2009 at 1:31 pm
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ColoBama says:
Every day it seems that my confidence in human nature is rocked by some revelation, symptomatic of our culture’s continuing slide into moral decline. Today’s revelation? The beehive hairdo is back and hot young college girls are embracing it…
Speaking of NCAA investigations, has anyone heard anything lately about their looksie into Reggie Bush’s family being given a house to live in by a sports agent while he was at USC? I’m sure we’ll soon be hearing that their report will be released any day now - maybe they’re saving it until after the bowls…
That said, its obvious that Kiffin hasn’t quite made the adjustment to level of NCAA scruitiny the SEC gets after learning the business in the land of the wink and head-turn.
(ohdeargawdIhopeIdidn’tjustjinxBamabywritingthat).
December 12th, 2009 at 1:43 pm
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Coop says:
The real question is whether Chris Rainey would have signed with Tennessee, had Kiffen been the HC at that time.
December 12th, 2009 at 3:24 pm
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cantcatchuf says:
23 - If that girl is the norm at UT, Rainey made the smart choice.
December 12th, 2009 at 6:43 pm
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Vol says:
@14-
When attempting to belittle the inhabitants of an entire state, it’s typically more effective if you don’t misuse apostrophes.
December 14th, 2009 at 10:09 am