A classic game demands classic hatin’. The Third Saturday in October is here, and HA! HA! Uncle Verne is here to usher you through its wending and winding turns. Enjoy a game that will end 6-3 for sumarbgmuhumphlmubmlemble…
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1
A Clean Kick to the Facemask says:
First no orange jerseys for Tennessee and now no working headsets…yes, it’s HATE week everybody.
October 24th, 2009 at 2:45 pm
2
Tater Salad says:
I hate orange. And slant routes. Goddammit.
October 24th, 2009 at 3:33 pm
3
Techie says:
Come on, Clemson. Look alive.
October 24th, 2009 at 3:40 pm
4
gimlio says:
I think he needs to stress that point a little more.
October 24th, 2009 at 3:40 pm
5
efs says:
Have these TE’S for Clemson been with the team all year?
October 24th, 2009 at 3:48 pm
6
SC'Eer says:
The Wf’nV gamewatch party was a rollercoaster. SIX lead changes, but Noel Devine came up big in the second half with 171 yards and the Eers notch their sixth win.
Bama/Vols is kind of a snooze-fest right now, but Clemson/Miami is cooking.
Miami scores and kicks to C.J Spiller who scores on the return.
October 24th, 2009 at 4:04 pm
7
duckvoodoo says:
Oregon defense has not allowed a TD in 7 halves.
October 24th, 2009 at 4:13 pm
8
Techie says:
The announcers said that Clemson had “world class speed”. How does that compare to EESS EEEE CEEE speed?
October 24th, 2009 at 4:24 pm
9
meg says:
Holly Rowe completely behooded at the Umich-PSU games NEEDS to be the cover of EDSBS the Mag this week. No more to be said.
October 24th, 2009 at 4:48 pm
10
Cocky Scar says:
@techie
“world class speed” is a notch below because everybody knows that the SEC is better than the world… c’mon… Spiller is unreal though, but he is in the gAyCC so it is like saying he is the tallest midget (he wasn’t even recruited by UF that is why he went to Clemson)…
October 24th, 2009 at 4:52 pm
11
Targyle says:
Jacory Harris needs to earn his pimp cup now.
October 24th, 2009 at 4:53 pm
12
meg says:
He most definitely WAS recruited by UF. They were pretty sore about losing him.
October 24th, 2009 at 4:53 pm
13
meg says:
Why does ND ’s band play the fight song after BC just gets a first down?
October 24th, 2009 at 4:58 pm
14
softbatch says:
Holy fuck. That Clemson player was hit really hard.
October 24th, 2009 at 5:34 pm
15
SabanNation says:
Could Bama be less interested in winning this game? I am so wildly disappointed in our game play, and our shiteating quarterback. But hey, at least he’s not JPWilson. I often blame JPDub for everything bad that has ever happened to The University, or to myself.
October 24th, 2009 at 5:37 pm
16
hobeg8r says:
Is there anyone left in the world who doesn’t realize that Monte is the REAL man at Tenn? And - as bad as the Gator offense has been in the red zone the past couple of weeks, I think it is fair to say that Bama’s best worse.
October 24th, 2009 at 5:40 pm
17
SabanNation says:
Also, I think Tracy Wolfson is at hot as everybody else thinks she is, but if she doesn’t stop with the effing personal interest stories (who CARES that Ingram’s favourite personal attribute is his smile?) and just comment on the football, I will come just another step closer to needing life-long mood stabilizers.
October 24th, 2009 at 5:44 pm
18
hobeg8r says:
Another moral victory for Hello Kiffin.
October 24th, 2009 at 5:48 pm
19
hobeg8r says:
WTF? Do you think Bama is interested in winning this thing now? Cause it looks like they’re trying to lose it…
October 24th, 2009 at 5:53 pm
20
Studley says:
The “HEY FACILITIES, WE NEED ANOTHER SCOREBOARD” Game: Nevada 49, Idaho 38, end of the 3rd Quarter.
October 24th, 2009 at 5:54 pm
21
beckett929 says:
just a reminder that Tennessee lost at home to UCLA
October 24th, 2009 at 5:56 pm
22
VolunteerValtrex says:
Please!!!!!!!!!!!!
October 24th, 2009 at 5:56 pm
23
VolunteerValtrex says:
GODFUCKINGDAMMITFUCKFUCKSHITMOTHERFUCKERBULLSHIT
October 24th, 2009 at 5:57 pm
24
softbatch says:
That earthquake you feel was Cody landing after his jump.
October 24th, 2009 at 5:59 pm
25
hobeg8r says:
After all those years of the Colquitt clan kicking 50+ yarder field goals, how weird is it that TN misses 3 - (2 of them blocked).
October 24th, 2009 at 6:01 pm
26
A Clean Kick to the Facemask says:
Yeah, and how weird is the no-call on Cody taking off his helmet while the play was still live?
VIVA LA CONSPIRACY!
October 24th, 2009 at 6:03 pm
27
hobeg8r says:
Clean Kick - let’s suspend those refs, too.
October 24th, 2009 at 6:04 pm
28
cantcatchuf says:
Rise, football proletariat! Throw off the shackles of the officiating bourgeoisie! The game is rightfully of the player’s, so may the players themselves ref the game.
VIVA LA CHAOS! woo!
October 24th, 2009 at 6:08 pm
29
Socraticsilence says:
If anyone actually notices this game this will be the end of those “Bama’s better than Florida because they have a balanced offense” remarks-
October 24th, 2009 at 6:14 pm
30
Studley says:
A BC player was telling Jimmeh off duing the Post-Game Handshakes, and Jimmeh pushed him. I wonder what was said?
October 24th, 2009 at 6:15 pm
31
meg says:
Too bad Kiffykins didn’t have an helicopter to airlift the ball through the uprights.
October 24th, 2009 at 6:25 pm
32
cantcatchuf says:
Those dastardly BEEEEEEEEEEES are in charge of the ACC!
October 24th, 2009 at 6:26 pm
33
Locker 4 Prez says:
I’d like to mention that I absolutely (sort of) called this a week ago:
https://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2009/10/14/how-fares-the-acc-no-really-someone-tell-us/comment-page-1/#comment-363754
“After taking on the most ridiculously difficult opening 4 games and looking good for most of them, they have fulfilled their quota of success. Miami will now lose a ridiculously winnable game (I shall vainly hope it’s next week against Clemson) and fall out of contention for national glory and the ACC championship, because Loki is the patron god of the ACC, and that’s all there is to it.”
ALL HAIL LOKI
October 24th, 2009 at 6:30 pm
34
Orson Swindle says:
I WAS RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT /colbert’d
October 24th, 2009 at 6:30 pm
35
beckett929 says:
Versus HD is so superior to other networks’
October 24th, 2009 at 6:32 pm
36
John says:
Let’s play some night games.
October 24th, 2009 at 6:38 pm
37
cantcatchuf says:
UF just got STARKVILLED.
Here we go again…
October 24th, 2009 at 6:40 pm
38
beckett929 says:
anyone else notice ESPNU never has real commercials… its all just Billy Mays/Anthony Sullivan/generic-pitchman ‘call to order!’ type shit that noone needs
October 24th, 2009 at 6:43 pm
39
Techie says:
THANK YOU TIGERS!
All is proceeding as has been foretold.
October 24th, 2009 at 6:47 pm
40
Targyle says:
@35: so much better to see Harvey Gunga Galunga with.
October 24th, 2009 at 6:49 pm
41
CA Dawg says:
Someone find Holly and take her belt and shoelaces. Right now.
October 24th, 2009 at 6:53 pm
42
Studley says:
Steve Shaw must have pissed off Rogers Redding and Mike Slive really good - he’s assigned the NLU-Kentucky game.
October 24th, 2009 at 6:57 pm
43
cantcatchuf says:
Starkvilled again. Tebow stuffed at the one-foot line.
October 24th, 2009 at 6:57 pm
44
gamedaytribe says:
Oregon 43, Washington 19.
Take that, Mr. Herbie “You’ll have to blackmail me with naked pictures to get me to vote
for Oregon” Handsomepants.
Pay attention, Mr. “Seriously? You get money to write?” Schlabach.
Now will you get a clue, Mr. Ted “I cover the PAC 10. Really!! Wait, USC is on…” Miller.
Ditto all those professional sports journalists who talk about PAC 10 football without
actually watching it. And kudos to old man Lee Corso, possibly the only person who’s not
an auto-Duck hater out there (much respect to my beloved Colin Cowherd, of course).
Heya Holly, heya Orson,
https://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2009/10/23/orson-and-hollys-dialectical-picks-week-eight/comment-page-1/#comment-365366
How’s your Saturday going?? .
Hoping you got a chance to watch the OREGON game, but if you didn’t, here’s a quick summary:
Ducks weren’t at their best. Lots of mental errors, and one in particular by
Barner on the punt return allowed Washington field position that led to a touchdown
they wouldn’t have otherwise made, I think. They didn’t use stand out tight end
Ed Dickson much, and LeMichael James had a very quiet game, none of his flashy,
spectacular runs on display today.
However, in spite of all that, all in all, it was obvious Masoli could have sliced up the
Husky defense all afternoon long, and our defense could shutdown
Washington at will, if not for some stupid penalties.
But no, no, I’m not bitter at all about the BCS poll standings. Just another day
in the life of a Duck fan (Seriously? Alabama is the #2 team in the nation? SERIOUSLY???
MIAMI FREAKING MIAMI is ranked above us????? TCU? Iowa? WTF is going on??)
Why do I whine so much? Because those guys played so hard, dammit. They
started the season with a Titanic-sized disaster, weren’t ready to play, and still
managed to right the ship. They didn’t fold. They could have let the season go.
But these guys have played with heart, shown their true caliber and really, really
deserve more attention than they’re getting - no name offense, no-name defense,
no-name everybody beating the pants off everybody they step on the field with.
Bring it on, righteous foes!!!!
October 24th, 2009 at 7:05 pm
45
beckett929 says:
Florida’s imitation Georgia Tech offense isnt functioning quite as well without Genuine Paul Johnson Parts
October 24th, 2009 at 7:06 pm
46
cantcatchuf says:
gamedaytribe - Congrats on beating… UW.
October 24th, 2009 at 7:08 pm
47
beckett929 says:
Wake Forest lost to Navy today… anyone think Jim Grobe is kicking himself in the nads for not talking to Alabama back in 2007?
October 24th, 2009 at 7:13 pm
48
Golden Hand says:
@25 The Colquitts were punters. The Reveiz clan hit the 50-yard field goals, until they cast up a linebacker in the current generation. Fuad Reveiz used to make a BUNCH of tackles on the rare kickoffs he didn’t put through the uprights, so you could kind of say the youngun is a second-generation linebacker.
October 24th, 2009 at 7:19 pm
49
MCab says:
Crowton must’ve formatted jefferson’s hd and installed the predator drone targeting software. Tate just wants more crippled receivers.
October 24th, 2009 at 7:24 pm
50
cantcatchuf says:
I think UF would be better off by sitting on the 21 yard line and launching passes directly at the endzone.
October 24th, 2009 at 7:29 pm
51
CA Dawg says:
@48
Fuad Reveiz = name most likely to be confused with a Jalisco drug lord or an artisinal sheep’s milk cheese crafted with unpasteurized milk and sold only to friends and family on the slide.
October 24th, 2009 at 7:32 pm
52
gamedaytribe says:
@46, cantcatchuf says: “Congrats on beating… UW.”
Thanks, cantcatchuf, appreciate it! The antacids saved up for the Halloween showdown with
USC, hope I survive that one .
October 24th, 2009 at 7:33 pm
53
cantcatchuf says:
Oh Rainey, you make my heart swoon. Blocking punts inside the 10 yard line is oh-so-pretty.
October 24th, 2009 at 7:43 pm
54
cantcatchuf says:
Starkvilled. Tebow pick-6.
October 24th, 2009 at 7:49 pm
55
shirts with random triangles says:
Oh great! Now I wish I could find that remixed version where he hates the Patriots! Did LSUFreek make that one?
October 24th, 2009 at 11:58 pm
56
reasonable Bama Fan says:
Gamedaytribe: You know no one in the Pac-10 can be taken seriously until they play U$C. Don’t crumble
against the Trojans like everyone else (well, everyone not Oregon State) and your already impressive rebound
will be taken that much more seriously.
I’d have posted this earlier but I’m just now recovered from the earthquake that happened when Mount Cody
erupted twice earlier today. Shit. {/counts gray hairs caused by this game alone]
October 25th, 2009 at 1:11 am