It wasn’t raining tonight, bitches. (Img: photoshopper Solarcane.) This is your overnight thread. EDSBS The Magazine and the Alphabetical begin cooking now, which is why we’ve placed them both to marinate in a bath of vodka and psychoactive medication. See you tomorrow.
Feeling sick about something that happened today? You’re probably a Georgia fan, or a Huskies fan weeping in between Jimmy Clausen pumping his fist in your face and giving the universal “suck it!” pelvic thrust as a permissive referee watches it happen. Share your sadness, your joys, and most importantly, your various hatreds for unassailable college football shibboleths in the comment threads of the night shift. And seriously: don’t fuck with Les Miles in a land war in Asia.
Fowler led with a Cherry Poppin’ Daddies joke, which we’re choosing to interpret as a sullen refusal to put on a good show in a horrible site choice. We’re with you, C-Fow. STRAP IN FOR ACTION.
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