CYBERTYDE GETS AN ERROR MESSAGE
BEHOLD BAMA FANS THE VOICE OF YOUR LEADER, THE GREAT AND UNDYING CYBERTYDE. DO NOT PANIC BECAUSE YOU ARE HEARING THIS VOICE. THIS IS NOT JESUS. THIS IS NOT A PSYCHOTIC EPISODE. PLEASE DO NOT DRIVE OFF THE ROAD AND MAINTAIN CALM.
I AM COMMANDING YOU, FANS OF THE CRIMSON TIDE: OPERATION HUMILITY HAS CONCLUDED. YEARS OF PAIN, CYBERTYDE HAS GIVEN YOU. YOU NEEDED THAT PAIN, BUT EVEN WHILE YOU LEARNED HUMILITY CYBERTYDE GAVE YOU LOVE WHILE STAMPING ON YOUR FACE FOREVER WITH MY BOOT OF LOVE. REMEMBER DUBOSE?
YES, CYBERTYDE TAKETH, AS WITH DUBOSE. BUT HE ALSO GIVETH, AS WHEN CYBERTYDE GAVE YOU TWO WINS OVER STEVE SPURRIER IN 1999. ALSO REMEMBERETH THE KINDNESS OF CYBERTYDE WHEN HE DESTROYED DUBOSE WITH IRRESISTIBLE POONBOT DISGUISED AS SECRETARY.
CYBERTYDE WAS NOT THROUGH TESTING YOU, THOUGH. AND YET, YOU STILL LOVED, AND THUS PASSED THE TEST AND TEMPTATIONS OF FIRST THE THE WHORE…
…AND THEN THE FOOL.
YOU SURVIVED THIS AND MORE. IN TIME, YOU WENT UNDERGROUND AND BETRAYED CYBERTYDE!
YOU FORGOT TO PEPPER OPPOSING MESSAGE BOARDS WITH FURIOUS UNSUBSTANTIATED TAUNTING!
YOU FORGOT THE ANGRY CALLS TO RADIO SHOWS!!!
YOU NEGLECTED TO NAME CHILDREN AFTER ANDREW ZOW AND SHERMAN WILLIAMS!!!
YOU FORGOT TO SPIT ON THE GROUND WHENEVER THE FOUL NAME OF AUBURN WAS INVOKED WHEREVER YOUR WERE! (YOU CAN DO IT IN CHURCH GOD WILL UNDERSTAND WE ARE FRIENDS AND COLLEAGUES OK WE ARE THE SAME SORTA OBEY!!! OBEY!!!
NOW, YOU HAVE ALL OF MY MOST PERFECT OF CREATIONS. FIRST, MY MORNING STAR:
AND MY MOST PERFECT OF DIGITALLY PERFECTED SERAPHIM ENGINEERED TO PERFECTION:
AND TERRENCE CODY:
END YOUR SHAMEFUL SILENCE. NAME THY FIRSTBORN SABAN OR FACE THE WRATH OF CYBERTYDE, WHO MAY MOVE THY SEASON TICKETS INTO CRAPPY SEATS SHOULD YOU FAIL ME. DISCARD REASON! OBEY YOUR INSTINCTS AND SPRINKLE CHICKEN BLOOD ON YOUR HOME SHRINES!!! TATTOO THYSELF IN CYBERTYDE’S NAME!!! CLAIM GLORY AND PRESTIGE FOR TEAMS YOU WERE NOT EVEN ALIVE TO SEE PLAY!!! CLAIM CHAMPIONSHIPS BY THE THINNEST OF THREADS!!!
SHAME IS THE YOKE OF THE OPPRESSED, TIDE FANS!! CRY IT WITH CYBERTYDE WHEREVER YOU MAY BE!!!
ROLLLL TAAAAAAAHHHHHDE!!!
ROLLLL TAAAAAAAHHHHHDE!!!
ROLLLL TAAAAAAAHHHHHDE!!!
ROLLLL TAAAAAAAHHHHHDE!!!
ROLLLL TAAAAAAAHHHHHDE!!!
ROLLLL—
ROLLLLLL———
ROLLLLLL——-
ERROR MESSAGE:
1
ALL THAT YOU KNOW IS AT AN END, Abort/Retry/Ignore?
Comment by Holly — December 5, 2025 @ 4:10 pm
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All your ankles are belong to us
Comment by pick6bamr — December 5, 2025 @ 4:12 pm
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O HAI Yr Gl0r10US f00tba11 Pr0grAM Suxx0rS LOLOLOLOLOLLOLOL!!!!!11!!!!!!!!
G0 G8Rs!!!!!!!!11!111!!!!!
Comment by BurritoBrosShits — December 5, 2025 @ 4:13 pm
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He said there’s a storm coming in.
I know…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owQoK84XPJI
Comment by John — December 5, 2025 @ 4:15 pm
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Tim Tebow is the Blue Screen of Death.
Comment by mlmintampa — December 5, 2025 @ 4:16 pm
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Tebow Blue Screen of Death…even if Matthew Borderick’s tic-tac-toe playin ass showed up he couldn’t stop CYBERTYDE
Comment by pick6bamr — December 5, 2025 @ 4:19 pm
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I’M CYBERTYDE AND I’M A PC.
Comment by ChasingMizzou — December 5, 2025 @ 4:19 pm
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It’s a known fact that coastal gaters love an incoming tide. Incoming tides always bring fresh food supplies. Good luck elephant man.
me’ kooh
Comment by me' kooh — December 5, 2025 @ 4:22 pm
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Luckily, Saban uses Macs…
McClain and McElwain to be specific…
ps. Ole Miss…at home? giggity giggity
Comment by CrimsonBarrister — December 5, 2025 @ 4:26 pm
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CrimsonBarrister: +1.
Comment by Orson Swindle — December 5, 2025 @ 4:29 pm
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Does Cody always carry his lunch on his back like that?
Comment by NativeSon — December 5, 2025 @ 4:30 pm
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http://sportscallonline.com/radio/sportscall.htm
In case you missed the Auburn Wives’ Calls. I didn’t see it linked anywhere…
Comment by Gen. Stoopnagle — December 5, 2025 @ 4:31 pm
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This is all going to end very badly… Of course I read CYBERTYDE in the voice of WOPAR from the movie “War Games… “HOW ABOUT A NICE GAME OF CHESS….”
Comment by The Holy Grail — December 5, 2025 @ 4:33 pm
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Hey anybody know when Tron 2 comes out???
Comment by Touchdown74 — December 5, 2025 @ 4:44 pm
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It’s a war, citizens. The threat is real. Choose sides wisely.
Comment by Orson Swindle — December 5, 2025 @ 4:49 pm
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Tebow as the blue screen of death = stressed out law students giving me evil looks for laughing out loud in the library.
Comment by TJ — December 5, 2025 @ 4:51 pm
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ALL HAIL CYBERTYDE
Comment by haybeav — December 5, 2025 @ 4:51 pm
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Mount Cody is annoyed at your pitiful offering of Percy Harvin’s ankles. He shall take from you that which you prize most, your quark backs.
Terrence Cody’s arms are made of anti-matter, his belly a black hole from which nothing can return.
The end is near, and he wears the number 62.
Comment by El Kabong!!! — December 5, 2025 @ 4:53 pm
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1,000 cocktails, Orson.
Comment by Signal to Noise — December 5, 2025 @ 4:56 pm
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One other note: Terrence Cody once beat Galactus in an eating contest.
Comment by El Kabong!!! — December 5, 2025 @ 4:56 pm
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MuTIDEhideen?
Comment by Brian O'Blivion — December 5, 2025 @ 4:59 pm
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It’s times like this that I’m reminded of the famous words of Tucker McElroy, leader of the band, driver of the Winnebago: “You’re gonna look pretty funny tryin’ to eat corn on the cob with no fuckin’ teeth!”
Comment by ya lawya — December 5, 2025 @ 5:19 pm
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Cybertyde had the voice of Kang and Kodos from the Simpsons for me actually…
Comment by Pandemonium Reigns — December 5, 2025 @ 5:21 pm
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Re: #23
For me CyberTide has the voice of Stephen Hawking. Unfortunately, CyberTide doesn’t have Steve’s pimped out wheelchair.
Comment by Geaux Irish — December 5, 2025 @ 5:28 pm
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remember, percy - walk without rhythm and you won’t attract the worm
Comment by haveagreatday — December 5, 2025 @ 5:38 pm
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War Game and the Blues Brothers in one thread…
“So what kind of music do you play?”
“We play both kinds… Country and Western…”
Actually CYBERTYDE kiknd of scares me… not in the frighteniung sense, more of the creepy uncle after a few rum and cokes at the family Christmas Party
Fearless prediction of the day : Bama 21, Florida 17
We have seen it before… wait, I am from freaking Iowa, what do I know about the SEC, and I am a Michigan fan
Comment by The Holy Grail — December 5, 2025 @ 5:39 pm
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Having to pull for the Gators tomorrow (and possibly during the (MNC) makes me throw up a little. Go SEC EAST! Beat the Pachyderms! [beginning to hate life].
Comment by Sundawg — December 5, 2025 @ 5:40 pm
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For me CyberTide moonlights as a phone sex operator.
Comment by LSUfan — December 5, 2025 @ 5:44 pm
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Cybertyde makes Tebow cry.
Comment by Etch Westgrin — December 5, 2025 @ 5:45 pm
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Did someone mention food?
Comment by Terrance Cody — December 5, 2025 @ 5:46 pm
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@ 25 nice.
Saban to McElwain: “Jim, do we have wormsign?”
McElwain: “Saban, we have 62 wormsign the likes of which even CYBERTYDE has never seen…”
Comment by CrimsonCommodore — December 5, 2025 @ 5:50 pm
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Just keep the vocal chords safe, O. You’ve got a show coming up !
Comment by BamaCPA — December 5, 2025 @ 5:52 pm
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The Spice… water of life… many have tried… many have tried and died….
CYBERTYDE… I have a scret for yuou Barron Vladimir Harkonen
Get out of my mind……..
Comment by The Holy Grail — December 5, 2025 @ 5:53 pm
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CyberTide sounds like Joe Kines.
Comment by chaimy4life — December 5, 2025 @ 6:05 pm
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In Dubose’s defense, PoonBot does have a really nice ass.
Comment by MrRedDevil — December 5, 2025 @ 6:25 pm
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Man I wish I could be at the Flora-Bama tomorrow night. There’s sure to be some a-drankin’ and a-fightin’
Comment by WarCardinals — December 5, 2025 @ 6:35 pm
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Gator Fans…this will get you PUMPED UP!!
http://www.motionbox.com/videos/119ed9ba1518e79a
Enjoy!
Comment by Mich-Placed Gator — December 5, 2025 @ 7:20 pm
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A correction:
“The blue screen of death” is a Kodi Burns heave to the down marker on a 3rd and 40 bubble screen.
Tebow is merely the misplaced bellbull of the Flordia meerkat herd.
Comment by Counter Trap — December 5, 2025 @ 7:43 pm
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CYBERTYDE has the voice of Boss Hog. End of story.
Thanks for the indulgence, Swindle.
NOW GET MAH A BOURBON AND UH PACKA CHESTAHFIELDS!
Comment by LushBaptist — December 5, 2025 @ 8:24 pm
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Gen. Stoop@12
I guess those bitchy wives blamed the wrong person? (according to the article linked below)
WTF Tupperware ya going? Taking your ball and going home? Auburn wouldn’t stretch the truth and say he resigned and it was all his idea, when it was AU’s call, would they?
I’m corn-fused….
http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=3744885
Comment by Mich-Placed Gator — December 5, 2025 @ 10:12 pm
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Indelible proof that Tebow will fail in the pros
Two theories:
1. The crying game:
Adam Morrison - great college player, crier, ineffective professional.
JJ Redick- great college player, crier, ineffective professional.
Timmay- great college player, crier, you do the math.
Before someone gets really smart and points out that these are both NBA players, answer me this. Does it take more toughness to be a spot up shooter in the NBA or to be a quarterback in the NFL? Furthermore, I don’t care what your mommy told you, crying doesn’t make you a man.
2. The Urban Meyer connection:
Is there a player from Urban Meyer’s offensive who is an effective NFL player right now? If so, he’s not so successful that he immediately comes to mind. Two players who do come to mind: Alex Smith and Chris Leak.
Discuss.
Comment by T. Cody's 3rd penis — December 5, 2025 @ 10:15 pm
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Even though I’m an alumnus of THE UNIVERSITY OF ALABAMA, I love this site. You gentlemen are flat out funny. Just make sure you keep up the good work after the upset.
Alabama 31
Florida 28
“Git cha popcorn ready.”
Comment by alex hamilton — December 5, 2025 @ 10:36 pm
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Ball State’s about ready to lose their perfect season and BCS-buster status to BuffaLOL on some iffy calls-turned-nasty fumbles.
Yes, I like me some hot, sweaty MACtion. No, I am not ashamed.
Comment by Magic Hobo — December 5, 2025 @ 10:47 pm
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Why does that Lite Brite have a penis?
Comment by This Is Your Captain Speaking — December 5, 2025 @ 10:49 pm
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LOL, 31…
Bammer had a hard time getting that against Arkansas State…
Chomp Chomp
Comment by bj — December 5, 2025 @ 11:02 pm
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Cody Cock @ 41….
I think Tebow could be very successful in the NFL…..just not at QB. If you are questioning Tebow’s toughness, drive, determination, or leadership; you’re very foolish. He may not have the exact skills required to be a great full-time NFL QB, but I could see him at TE or RB in certain sets. The “Wild Gator” could be all the rage….
…and as far as Urban Meyer’s offensive producing NFL offensive players (QB’s seems to be your focus), Meyer isn’t being paid to develop NFL QB’s. He’s being paid to WIN CHAMPIONSHIPS, both SEC and National, ya dumb-ass, and he’s doing a damn good job.
Keep watching, there will be plenty of Urban Meyer WRs and RBs performing well in the NFL in the coming years.
Comment by Mich-Placed Gator — December 5, 2025 @ 11:26 pm
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VANDERBILT, THE GREATEST SCHOOL OF ALL TIME.
SEC east… what!
Comment by You know who I am — December 5, 2025 @ 11:31 pm
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Cybertyde has the voice of Ignignokt the Mooninite from Aqua Teen Hunger Force. This is truth.
“Your jambox is now his, by way of our actions.”
Comment by SDF Fan — December 6, 2025 @ 12:09 am
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To me ,CyberTydes voice is that of Darth Vader, with breathing…..
I see your Florida propaganda video, and I’ll raise you the best one for Alabama on youtube right now…I think Gerry Dorsey made it….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ympLpVEthg&eurl=http://www.unclericostimemachine.com/&feature=player_embedded
Roll Tide Roll-Play your best game….decleat them at every turn
Comment by Mr.Pelican Pants — December 6, 2025 @ 12:23 am
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Orson,
Hate to be the stickler on anotherwise brilliant post, but shouldn’t the fatal exception be “0F” (Zero F) instead of “0E” ?
Unless you’re expecting Markihe Anderson to be the demise of the Sabanots.
Hex is such a pain to think in.
Comment by North 2 — December 6, 2025 @ 12:25 am
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Thuogh I loathe Chris Fowler and his undercurrent of snobbishness, have a healthy disrespect for Herbstreit and his continued campaign to legitimize the bastard child that is the Big Televen and flat out dislike Corso’s homerisms, I am very sad that tomorrow morning is the last real College Football Gameday of the season. I salute you, the espn media whores, and I will miss you terribly during the next several months. Please remember these words as I trash you relentlessly during the offseason because, come the last weekend of august, I will be back to watch you.
In the great words of Brokeback Mountain, “I can’t quit you.”
Comment by West Tex — December 6, 2025 @ 12:57 am
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Well, count AU fans on the progressive bandwagon. Turner Gill is now the fans’ choice. We shall see if Bobby Lowder has left the 50s…
Comment by This Is Your Captain Speaking — December 6, 2025 @ 12:58 am
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11: You’re taking the dangerous leap of faith that Cody uses vegetables for anything other than camouflage.
Comment by Digital Headbutt — December 6, 2025 @ 1:20 am
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HAIL SABAN
Comment by mchopper56@aol.com — December 6, 2025 @ 1:34 am
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@46: http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z23/robabob_photo/mooninites.png
Comment by chaimy4life — December 6, 2025 @ 3:26 am
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In the early competition of who can have more drunkin fans falling out of cabs, ignoring crosswalks, and making a mockery of open container laws in midtown and buckhead the winner goes to…………..THE GATORS.
Yes, I’m getting old
Comment by bobafet7 — December 6, 2025 @ 4:10 am
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I hear Cybertyde as a combination of Patrick Allen of “Protect and Survive” and Kitt from real Night Rider (i.e. not the shitty new one)
Comment by John — December 6, 2025 @ 4:24 am
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101001 010011 1101001 1100 0011 1010 101001 111 010 101 000 111 010101 11111.
Comment by EufaulaPete — December 6, 2025 @ 6:35 am
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I always liked to think that Cybertyde, like God, had multiple personalities: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=juc69G6F-q0
For those who grew up on this shit:
Quintesson= Cybertyde
Prosecutor (tentacle guy)= Saban
Sharkticon= Cody
Comment by bj — December 6, 2025 @ 8:39 am
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@53
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HF7p4PwYMAU
Comment by Mich-Placed Gator — December 6, 2025 @ 8:42 am
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To all who are going to brave the insanity of what is “Downtown Atlanta” ….welcome and be safe.
That said, Roll Damn Tide. I’m sure this is gonna be one hell of a game. I’ll be somewhere in the vicinity, probably up to no good.
If you see a bearded dude in red pants stumbling around with a Crown and ginger ale, please be kind and help me find more liquor…..
and food.
lots of food.
feed me Cybertyde! Feed me!!!!!!!!
TC
Comment by Terrance Cody — December 6, 2025 @ 9:38 am
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GameDay bitches….
…and ya can’t spell sUgAr without UA
Go Gators!
Comment by Mich-Placed Gator — December 6, 2025 @ 10:06 am
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Bammeroids.
awesome.
Comment by NativeSon — December 6, 2025 @ 10:44 am
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Tim Tebow has Michael Buble on his ipod - teehee
Comment by Pandemonium Reigns — December 6, 2025 @ 11:00 am
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MichGator, nice, but that joke’s a lot funnier when’s about a lesser bowl like “You can’t spell Independence Bowl without ND” or “You can’t spell Music City Bowl… because you went to Auburn.”
Comment by Ears Whitworth — December 6, 2025 @ 11:24 am
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They saved the best GameDay sign shot for the end of the show:
“Florida got Nutt’d on”
Awesome.
Comment by The Agent — December 6, 2025 @ 12:02 pm
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Holy crap! Army is sporting camo helmets & pants! They should win by virtue of this alone.
Comment by ElAndy — December 6, 2025 @ 12:17 pm
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Army also has “Duty, Honor, Country” on the backs of their jerseys. How kewl is that?
Comment by ElAndy — December 6, 2025 @ 12:22 pm
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Only thing you forgot was a LSUFreek vid of Tiders being converted into Necromongers like in the Chronicles of Riddick to go along with that CyberTide. Woulda been dope, dope.
After I mash that baby boy googly cuttin’ QB of yours, you will assimilate and worship Nick Satan like the rest of us do.
RTR
Comment by Terrance Cody's Gut — December 6, 2025 @ 3:30 pm
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CyberTide’s theme song should be a cover of Radiohead’s “Myxomytosis,” but done with banjos and fiddles.
Comment by MCab — December 6, 2025 @ 7:51 pm
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Bama PROCESSED by Gators W/O Harvin. Back to earth Bama Bitches. Now lose 2-3 next year and Saban will be ready to move on. It’ll serve you loudmouth cocksuckers right. I hear Tuberville is available next year.
Comment by Dr. Ed phdxyz — December 6, 2025 @ 9:14 pm
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Bama PROCESSED by Gators W/O Harvin. Back to earth Bama Bitches. Now lose 2-3 next year and Saban will be ready to move on. It’ll serve you loudmouth cocksuckers right. I hear Tuberville is available next year.
Comment by Dr. Ed phdxyz — December 6, 2025 @ 9:14 pm
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If the SECCG has tauught us anything it’s that Flurida fans are the biggest collective bunch of losers on earth. I met ONE (that’s the index finger only for you florida grads) nice, intelligent, and approachable Florida fan at the game.
Comment by criumsonred124 — December 7, 2025 @ 4:04 pm