THANKSGIVING WEEKEND SCHEDULE
You may have noticed an omission in the list of things we were thankful for in the Naked Sushi picks for the week. That blank: you, left out intentionally so we can devote this post to thank you, the cantankerous but lovable reader, for wasting your school/work time supporting this website and its assorted endeavors. Hugs all around, especially to those we’ve wronged, like one former Florida quarterback we swore would never win an important game at Florida. We were wrong, and thank you for proving us so.
We’re off to remember friends and family’s names until Saturday. We suggest you do the same. Happy Thanksgiving, and thanks to Florida for giving us the best present we’ll get all year long, which you may see after the jump.
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thanks for the thanks, Studley
wow, i’m famous in the internets!
Comment by etsuVol — November 27, 2025 @ 9:51 pm
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I think Jesse Palmer is wearing a Black Fleece by Thom Browne Brooks Brothers #1 tie tonight. Classy choice! Maybe he took Orson’s shit-talking on his normal ties to heart.
Comment by The Humanitarian — November 27, 2025 @ 9:27 pm
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#17, i don’t think Orson meant to thank you, tre douche. Fulmer Cup is only in the off-season.
#9, you are insane, if in your couch-burning lunacy you honestly think Wf’nVU-Pitt is a compelling matchup to anyone not from Wf’nVU.
-this year, not even Pitt fans are interested, thanks to PSU’s rousing/boring conquering of the smelly mcweakpants league, the BigTeleven.
It’s sad too, b/c with the ASS…er ACC and PAC10 so generally pitiful, it might”ve been ya’lls year to get a Natty nod.
i am thankful for clever Holly’s breasts (thx Tebow, i know they belong to you) and Stranko, but Orson can get stuffed for all i care.
and in response to the video…
ARP TEBLOW JORT FORESKIN CLASSLESS ARP (sobbing)
Comment by dawgaddict — November 27, 2025 @ 9:24 pm
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I’m pretty sure the Fulmer Cup is only during the off season.
Comment by Chris — November 27, 2025 @ 1:26 pm
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Thanks for giving me something to do in class, while I’m supposed to be research, and while I should be out getting shit faced. Thanks for saying the things we want to say, but don’t have the facilities to do so. Thanks for giving us hope during the rest of the year, when all we have is fucking baseball and basketball. Thanks for doing this Orson, Holly, LSUfreek, and all of the Committee to Maintain Commenting Standards.
Comment by BurritoBrosShits — November 27, 2025 @ 12:42 pm
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I love how the Gator Chomp is only a PF / unsportsmanlike penalty when *other* teams do it.
Nice Alanis tag, BTW
Comment by Darkknight — November 27, 2025 @ 11:04 am
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College Football is even better when accompanied by clever hilarity. Thanks to everyone on both sides of this blog who makes that happen.
Comment by softbatch — November 27, 2025 @ 11:04 am
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Thank you to Orson, Holly, LSUFreek, Stranko, and Donnie for making this a site I love to come to for my College Football fix, and to laugh incessantly.
Thanks to my fellow posters, particularly Harris and DCTrojan, and all the gang from the Liveshow - Peter Bean, Barstoolio, Texy, etsuVol, Crabapple Buck, Mr. Pelican Pants, Kanu, and everyone else I failed to mention. You constantly challenge me to keep up with you, and I hope I have.
Finally, thanks to all the sponsors of the pre-show - Raycom (I’ll miss y’all), ESPN (please hire The Three Daves, I write to you about this every day), Delta, and others, thanks for all you do to allow me to come up with those wacky slogans.
Happy Thanksgiving to everyone. Be safe.
Comment by Studley — November 27, 2025 @ 10:43 am
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MUCH THANKS to all the people that make EDSBS possible, and to all the people who visit and post here….I love this lil’ cyber-place. Happy Thanksgiving!!
Comment by Mich-Placed Gator — November 27, 2025 @ 9:20 am
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Further update on the corn-fed Big 10 bathroom sex…
http://www.desmoinesregister.com/article/20081126/NEWS/81126006
Good gosh almighty.
Comment by zzgator — November 27, 2025 @ 12:09 am