THANKSGIVING WEEKEND SCHEDULE
You may have noticed an omission in the list of things we were thankful for in the Naked Sushi picks for the week. That blank: you, left out intentionally so we can devote this post to thank you, the cantankerous but lovable reader, for wasting your school/work time supporting this website and its assorted endeavors. Hugs all around, especially to those we’ve wronged, like one former Florida quarterback we swore would never win an important game at Florida. We were wrong, and thank you for proving us so.
We’re off to remember friends and family’s names until Saturday. We suggest you do the same. Happy Thanksgiving, and thanks to Florida for giving us the best present we’ll get all year long, which you may see after the jump.
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@ #8- Whaddya mean the Friday games aren’t that good? There’s LSU/Arkansas! Oh wait…
Nevermind. Unless you like watching two teams compete to see who can suck more…
Comment by DrBundy — November 26, 2025 @ 6:19 pm
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Hey #8, what do you mean the Friday games aren’t that good this year? The day starts off with the Backyard Brawl! West by god Virginia looking for some payback on Shitt, er Pitt.
That’ll be pure, unadulterated, Grade A hate seething all around inside Hienz Field. It’s a hate so intense there is little in the rest of the college universe to match it (’cept maybe Tennessee/’Bama).
Comment by Don Gilbert de las Montanas — November 26, 2025 @ 5:55 pm
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I guess this will be the unofficial live thread for the Friday games. But the Friday games aren’t that good this year anyway, so I might go out instead.
Comment by John — November 26, 2025 @ 5:45 pm
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I am thankful for for being self-employed, because, were I not self-employed, my boss would certainly be unhappy with the inordinate amount of time I spend here from 9-5.
Thank you Orson, Holly, and all the commentariat. Have a great holiday everyone!
Comment by NativeSon — November 26, 2025 @ 5:20 pm
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Forgot my manners in the midst of the EDSBS DTs - thanks to the three of you for putting forward great work all the time.
Comment by DC Trojan — November 26, 2025 @ 5:19 pm
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You suggest I do the same?
Clearly, you’ve never met my family.
Comment by PeteJayhawk — November 26, 2025 @ 4:46 pm
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Please beat Papa Bowden so bad he retires before he forgets he got beat.Oh yeh one more thing, I am thankful we spent only 4 million dollars and not 5 million that Notre Dame will come calling with… ROOOOLLLLLL TAAAAAAAHHHDDDDDDUHHHH!!
And we are thankful for Swindle, Stranko, Holly, and Uncle Verne, in no particular order.
I am waiting for EDSBS: The Musical!
Comment by Mr.Pelican Pants — November 26, 2025 @ 4:43 pm
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Oh yeah, and you too Holly.
Comment by Vol — November 26, 2025 @ 4:21 pm
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Wait, that’s it until Monday?
Cold… so cold…. so very cold…
Comment by DC Trojan — November 26, 2025 @ 4:19 pm
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yeah yeah thanksgiving whatever. I have not posted in a while because I’m still staring blankly into space, and thinking “Lane Kiffin??” And yes Swindle, I’d make a lot more money if it wasn’t for you. But thank you right back, you entertaining bastard.
Comment by Vol — November 26, 2025 @ 4:17 pm