PAUL JOHNSON TO GEORGIA TECH: A GRADUATE REACTS
A little-known fact: we actually attended Georgia Tech and hold a degree from that fine institution. Just back from vacation, we offer up an appropriate evaluation of the hire written in a language we think all Tech grads will agree is a common tongue.
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If that post was set to music, Flight of the Conchords would refer to it as a “Binary Solo.”
Comment by lance harbor — December 10, 2025 @ 10:02 am
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I think I saw a ‘2.’
Comment by Anon — December 10, 2025 @ 10:06 am
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there are 10 types of people
Comment by cjjags — December 10, 2025 @ 10:06 am
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Comment by LSUJoshua — December 10, 2025 @ 10:06 am
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those who understand binary, and those that don’t
Comment by rusty — December 10, 2025 @ 10:13 am
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u had me at 01101000
Comment by SportsJacket — December 10, 2025 @ 10:13 am
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Thanks, Joshua. good to be back.
Comment by Orson Swindle — December 10, 2025 @ 10:13 am
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Don’t worry, Anon. 2 doesn’t exist.
Interesting dialect, Orson.
Comment by Techie — December 10, 2025 @ 10:15 am
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Comment by zibby — December 10, 2025 @ 10:18 am
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so if i read this out loud, will it produce a non-paradox time travel sphere?
Comment by kleph — December 10, 2025 @ 10:25 am
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41-14
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Comment by Allahver Fist — December 10, 2025 @ 10:26 am
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Comment by 01000010010100110100001101010011 — December 10, 2025 @ 10:28 am
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no, no…
YOU are a fuckballs!
Comment by Jerkwheat — December 10, 2025 @ 10:28 am
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Comment by Ltrain — December 10, 2025 @ 10:29 am
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Is the code under Coach Johnson “Come with me if you want to live”?
Comment by Techie — December 10, 2025 @ 10:30 am
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If anyone wondered what the opposite of the Orgeron dialect is, this certainly would be a good example of that.
Comment by parker91 — December 10, 2025 @ 10:31 am
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Damn, I thought Orson was going to break out some Klingon for the Ga Tech grads.
Comment by baconboy — December 10, 2025 @ 10:33 am
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The translation…
I can’t believe you translated this. Right now, you’re probably popping a brain boner thHard fucking. 4realz.
at you actually thought to see if it was real. Well, congratulations, fuckballs. Someone else is base deep in hot pussy and headed for the home stretch with a beautiful woman on a lush, exotic beach. And you’re translating binary on a college football blog.
So go get laid, and realize two things.
1. Really, you have to work for pussy. Hard work, at the gym, at your job, at the bar…it’s a full time job. Every woman has a job application, and you need to learn to read the signs. Does she have a Jeep? Okay, go ahead and get ready to drink hard and fuck harder. Because Jeep women are hard fuckers and hard drinkers, and if you can’t buck the bra off a woman during cowgirl-style, don’t even apply.
It’s a job. Get professional or get a profeGood!
ssional, son.
2. Of course Paul Johnson’s a good hire. Of course. He’s won everywhere he’s been and isn’t stupid enough to run the same triple-option he installed at Navy at Tech. You’ll see a hybrid scheme much like the postmodern spread option you’ve come to love and hate, depending on whether you have it on your team or have to defend it.
Plus, he’s crusty as hell and well-respected in the state from his time at Georgia Southern, when his teams were feared by D-1 squads. He’s a great coach, a good fit personality-wise, and will at the least provide fire for a program that for six years has been at a non-threatening lump of wholesome boredom. Kudos all around for an encouraging sign of life from Tech.
Comment by Me — December 10, 2025 @ 10:33 am
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the orgeron thinks your keyboard is broken…and that georgia tech is a bunch of fucking nerds.
Comment by gerry dorsey — December 10, 2025 @ 10:34 am
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Even binary gibberish does not detract from the fact that I have a thing for chicks in jeeps.
Comment by HFS — December 10, 2025 @ 10:38 am
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So “01101 100 01 111001 00101 110 00 10000 0 00001 101 000 01010″ is binary for “Hot Blonde on Jeep?
Comment by Hook'em Tide — December 10, 2025 @ 10:39 am
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Dude, totally.
Comment by Captain Caveman — December 10, 2025 @ 10:41 am
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That post was awesome. Rumor has it, Paul Johnson has already challenged the DTD frat on campus to a World of Warcraft tournament. He really is appealing to the fanbase.
Comment by lawdawg1919 — December 10, 2025 @ 10:42 am
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Swindle, thanks for reminding me of watching most of Bicentennial Man the other night. I… I… I cried. I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out. I didn’t know what I wanted to do. And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it. I never want to forget. And then I realized… like I was shot… like I was shot with a diamond… a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought: My God… that movie really fucking sucks. Fucking really, really sucks. How did Robin Williams have the will to do that?
Comment by Allahver Fist — December 10, 2025 @ 10:46 am
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*sigh*
Yeah, I translated it and got your message loud and clear, Orson.
Comment by Sean Glennon's Jersey — December 10, 2025 @ 10:52 am
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Oh, and by the way, if he *doesn’t* run the triple option, then why on earth did Tech hire him?
Comment by Sean Glennon's Jersey — December 10, 2025 @ 10:54 am
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I wouldn’t get too confident just yet about Johnson’s ability to turn things around at Tech. The CHAN9000 coaching system was able to assimilate deep within the GT athletic department, and the soulless mediocrity it programmed is going to take some time and effort to overcome.
Paul Johnson: “I think I’m going to fake a handoff to the right, then lateral to the slotback and have him throw deep on a fly route to the corner of the end zone.”
CHAN9000: “I’m afraid I can’t let you do that, Paul.”
Comment by Doug — December 10, 2025 @ 10:54 am
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1000010100010001
Comment by Lynn Lawrence — December 10, 2025 @ 10:57 am
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@#18:
Thanks man - you just saved me a lot of time I don’t have during finals.
#10:
I wish.
Comment by ehrenb2 — December 10, 2025 @ 11:00 am
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Real men speak hex …E3 52 71 FF 2A C3 81 29
Comment by angus — December 10, 2025 @ 11:03 am
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If by little known fact you mean well known fact, then you’re right.
Comment by immikfefazz — December 10, 2025 @ 11:04 am
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This post is bullshit.
Girls that hot do not exist at Tech.
Comment by TIGERinATL — December 10, 2025 @ 11:13 am
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Comment by bitterhorn — December 10, 2025 @ 11:15 am
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Thank God it was in Binary….if we would have went to Grayscale or Boolean Theory, we would have lost some of the grads who love to convert from Octal to decimal……
Prof Charlie Eppes would like a word with you…
your theory on solving the P=NP problem requires a little work….Cal Tech laughs at Georgia Tech….
Comment by Mr Pelican Pants — December 10, 2025 @ 11:15 am
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But girls driving jeeps are hot and usually perform exactly as described.
Comment by LSUJoshua — December 10, 2025 @ 11:16 am
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FOR REIZEAL
and yes this shit is real
Comment by Brad — December 10, 2025 @ 11:18 am
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Cal Tech is for CA residents too socially awkward to go to Berkeley.
Comment by Techie — December 10, 2025 @ 11:20 am
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DTD is a bunch of drunks who probably don’t play World of Warcraft.
Yea Orson, so many compu-nerds over in the Ivan Allen building with all the cool Inta kids. Don’t tell me you were one of those trollish grad students who would be on those computers down in the basement all the time trying to game on foreign and wannabe euro-trash chicks. I majored in Econ, I know the score!
Comment by Brian — December 10, 2025 @ 11:21 am
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Most of our time was spent on the waterslide at the Rec Center.
Comment by Orson Swindle — December 10, 2025 @ 11:30 am
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#24
He cut off the bottom half of the pages of the script that he had read and put them in a pile…..The genius in that…..
I love the smell of binary in the morning……its the smell of ….victory
Comment by Mr Pelican Pants — December 10, 2025 @ 11:32 am
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Binary solo!
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The humans are dead.
Comment by Dr. StrangeCock — December 10, 2025 @ 11:32 am
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During my time in the military, after seeing that post, I really really hated electronic theory, all modes of encryption-decryption, MilsMachines, and all things that requires random changing passwords….
Math….its whats for dinner….
#27
Yes its true, CHAN9000 does not compute the word
“pass” or “lateral” “slotback “” throw ” ” fly route”
and if you cant run the option on WoW, his screenname,PJUpThaMiddle, will have a hard lesson to learn….he will be some sort of club carrying dwarf, just hittin stuff over the head, 70 times in a row, no magic, no spells, just pummelling…
Comment by Mr Pelican Pants — December 10, 2025 @ 11:49 am
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Comment by Boy Howdy — December 10, 2025 @ 11:57 am
44
#12
What I think you meant is “SEC Speed” and
tOSU Buckeye needs to put his money where his mouth is…. that is impressive, but can you do balanced ternary via Visual Finger Binary??
Can ya ? try it on your keyboard
asdfg hjkl;= 59049
Comment by Mr Pelican Pants — December 10, 2025 @ 12:05 pm
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As long as we’re all nerding out here, I want to see if any of your Techie readers out there can translate “1Q41” into hex for me.
Comment by Doug — December 10, 2025 @ 12:06 pm
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Isn’t that the script from the Miracle Worker in binary?
01010101 0101000 0001
01! 01!
Comment by Maize n Brew Dave — December 10, 2025 @ 12:09 pm
47
Didn’t take any time at all to translate here.
On to more pressing issues: is there some kind of handicapping for degree of difficulty in bucking the bra off a jeep girl when she’s working it cowgirl style? Because the sample hottie has a fairly small cup size, so it’s harder (ahem) to build that kind of momentum. Same thing with Sterger-esque aftermarkets.
Unfortunately, given the wife’s bizarre objection to alternate sources of data, my wallpaper personality, and advanced beer gut, I can’t be the one to develop the handicapping scheme through field research - any volunteers?
Comment by DC Trojan — December 10, 2025 @ 12:20 pm
48
I got too many bytes on my hard drive and went straight to floppy.
Comment by lawtool — December 10, 2025 @ 12:25 pm
49
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Comment by Tanner — December 10, 2025 @ 12:31 pm
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Comment by NewAZTiger — December 10, 2025 @ 12:38 pm
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And since we’ve gone nerd, what the fuck is up with the comment section converting to inverse polish notation?
Did chronological order not make enough sense for a message board?
Comment by NewAZTiger — December 10, 2025 @ 12:48 pm
52
OU812.
Comment by Allahver Fist — December 10, 2025 @ 1:17 pm
53
Orson at #39 - Well played sir, well played. My dreams of hitting that thing up while drunk never materialized due to laziness, among other things…It was probably for the best.
#51 - I think its got something to do with speeding up the servers.
Comment by Brian — December 10, 2025 @ 1:33 pm
54
Tanner,
Quit showing off….
I would have been better at Math had the math teachers been hotter….We usually ended up with some sort of basketball/volleyball player/referee butchy type lesbo, who loved to not wear makeup and had an affinity for what looked like Sans-a-belt slacks….rumor was she was dating a short, fat Biology teacher lesbo who looked more butchy than she was, both had the “punk” hair cut/bowl cut combo…hell basically looked like Moe from the 3 stooges except the hair was stickin up down the middle of the part…and it didnt work out…much like math..two positives dont attract……
Since then….math hasnt been a big deal since we have computers and I havent had to manually map out my hard drive with a pencil and graph paper lately…
But, thanks to math….we have HD TV!!! 1080p + PS3=
12 hrs a day gone on Sat/Sun now football is done
Comment by Mr Pelican Pants — December 10, 2025 @ 1:44 pm
55
#53 - how does me reloading the page 4 times speed up the servers?
And when reading blog responses, chronological order is the preferred method.
Comment by NewAZTiger — December 10, 2025 @ 1:46 pm
56
Agreed. New format blows. At least it gives us an option to change it, but that’s another click every time.
Comment by HFS — December 10, 2025 @ 1:53 pm
57
This Tech grad is quite happy he doesn’t understand binary.
He works in molecules bitches; and doesn’t have Saban for this…
Comment by A.G. — December 10, 2025 @ 1:59 pm
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Comment by Holly — December 10, 2025 @ 2:11 pm
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Comment by gosouthgohard — December 10, 2025 @ 2:38 pm
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Decode that using #47 decoder
Comment by Mr Pelican Pants — December 10, 2025 @ 3:20 pm
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Comment by Mike — December 10, 2025 @ 3:39 pm
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Comment by bitterhorn — December 10, 2025 @ 3:41 pm
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Comment by Big Will — December 10, 2025 @ 4:11 pm
64
Dude, I totally forgot about the water slide. We didn’t have girls, a breathing football coach, a quarterback that could read above a 2nd grade level, or english speaking grad student physics TAs. But dammit, we have a waterslide. That’ll bring in the 4 star recruits. God I miss Tech…
By the way, the common Tech speak should be pessimistic bitching, followed by either a LAN party or WoW raid.
Comment by Allen — December 10, 2025 @ 5:00 pm
65
What rec center? What water slide? DAMN, you people are young. Bet you had air conditioning in the freaking dorms, too, huh? Women.
Comment by Kelly Williams — December 10, 2025 @ 5:30 pm
66
One last potshot: a Florida alum telling GT students how to pick up girls is like Mark Mangino giving a starving Ethopian child competitive eating advice. Sometimes, there’s just not that much on the table.
Comment by gosouthgohard — December 10, 2025 @ 5:38 pm
67
Genius. Pure, unadulterated Genius.
Comment by CLT Dawg — December 10, 2025 @ 5:38 pm
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Comment by Whohah — December 10, 2025 @ 5:56 pm
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@49
Are those VIN numbers? The one in the middle was just stolen from Miami.
Comment by MorningBeer — December 10, 2025 @ 6:24 pm
70
#43:
Well done, sir. +10 cocktails and a tip of the hat to you.
Comment by Cochese — December 10, 2025 @ 7:56 pm
71
Johnson’s johnsons
Comment by godawg — December 10, 2025 @ 8:57 pm
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Comment by Beergut — December 10, 2025 @ 9:29 pm
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Should have saved space and done it in HEX.
Comment by Richard Cranium — December 11, 2025 @ 12:13 am
75
bah douglas coupland did this in microserfs when i was a wee lad of eleven or so
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Comment by Will (the other one) — December 11, 2025 @ 10:12 am