WILLIE WILLIAMS EATS THE EVIDENCE, BOOTED FROM CARDS
The Louisville Cardinals defense has played much of 2007 in a vague fog. Now we become aware that one member has been playing it in a very specific type of fog: marijuana smoke. And no, it’s not just any member of the defense-it’s Willie Williams, the troubled blue-chip recruit who was arrested at least ten times during high school, bragged of receiving fishy benefits in a recruiting diary in the Miami Herald, sprayed strangers with a fire extinguisher during his visit to the University of Florida, was under investigation at one point for “hugging a woman against her will,” had the president of the University of Miami excusing his admission in the press, bombed out of Miami when he couldn’t crack the starting lineup, and finally ended up in Louisville for his umpteenth chance.
And on cue-POOF!-it all goes up in smoke again as the bell tolls BONG, BONG, BONG for him again with an arrest for marijuana possession and eating the evidence on the scene.
About 9:40 p.m. yesterday, a police cruiser pulled behind Williams on West Broadway and attempted to pull him over, according to a police report. Williams failed to pull over for several blocks until he stopped at Second and Broadway, where an officer found him chewing on marijuana, according to the report.
Williams has been dismissed from the team, and could face up to five years in jail for the combo charges.
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he’ll, no he’s [hell].
Comment by SunDawg — September 28, 2025 @ 11:44 am
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If Williams follows in the footsteps of his namesake from the Miami Dolphins (Ricky), he’s camp for a year in SE Asia, study herbal healing on the west coast, try to get back into college football and end up playing in Canada. A suitable career track if ever there was one.
Comment by SunDawg — September 28, 2025 @ 11:43 am
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From the archives, it becomes apparent that Mr. Williams had a serous case of the munchies.
Comment by Techie — September 28, 2025 @ 9:57 am
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skullsuga,
Here’s some blurbs from Willie’s journal:
http://blogcritics.org/archives/2004/02/01/161637.php
Comment by MiseanAuFan — September 28, 2025 @ 9:35 am
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It’s really depressing that the Miami Hearald has removed Willie’s recruiting diary from their website archives. I can’t even find it on . The prose of Mr. Williams was quite possibly the best insight into the mind of a legitimate sociopath i’ve ever read.
Also now waiting for the Willie Williams/Pacman Jones tag-team combo in TNA.
Comment by skullsuga — September 28, 2025 @ 8:48 am
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What a wonderful slice of poetic justice, for Williams to end up here…at a place where it is simply not humanly possible to get stoned enough to escape the nightmare that is Louisville football.
Comment by sheepman — September 28, 2025 @ 8:25 am
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Why isn’t Willy Williams doing Pro Wrestling yet?
Comment by Brian — September 28, 2025 @ 8:18 am
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I believe Peanut is starting for UL. I heard his name called a few times the other night.
Comment by karlhungus12 — September 28, 2025 @ 8:09 am
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Too bad Marshall is no longer I-AA like in the good ol’ days of Randy Moss et al.
And, speaking of the Louisville D, what happened to blue chipper Peanut Whitehead? I thought he was going to be the next big thing.
Comment by Fightin' Englishman — September 28, 2025 @ 7:51 am
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“Just curious, what would the fulmer cup award for actually trying to eat Marijuana? For some reason I keep thinking of that scene from Super Troopers.”
The schnozberries taste like schnozberries!
Comment by Because They Can — September 28, 2025 @ 7:22 am