WILLIE WILLIAMS EATS THE EVIDENCE, BOOTED FROM CARDS
The Louisville Cardinals defense has played much of 2007 in a vague fog. Now we become aware that one member has been playing it in a very specific type of fog: marijuana smoke. And no, it’s not just any member of the defense-it’s Willie Williams, the troubled blue-chip recruit who was arrested at least ten times during high school, bragged of receiving fishy benefits in a recruiting diary in the Miami Herald, sprayed strangers with a fire extinguisher during his visit to the University of Florida, was under investigation at one point for “hugging a woman against her will,” had the president of the University of Miami excusing his admission in the press, bombed out of Miami when he couldn’t crack the starting lineup, and finally ended up in Louisville for his umpteenth chance.
And on cue-POOF!-it all goes up in smoke again as the bell tolls BONG, BONG, BONG for him again with an arrest for marijuana possession and eating the evidence on the scene.
About 9:40 p.m. yesterday, a police cruiser pulled behind Williams on West Broadway and attempted to pull him over, according to a police report. Williams failed to pull over for several blocks until he stopped at Second and Broadway, where an officer found him chewing on marijuana, according to the report.
Williams has been dismissed from the team, and could face up to five years in jail for the combo charges.
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gimme yo’ cocktail fruit
Comment by hugh mcsnatchercraft — September 27, 2025 @ 4:04 pm
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Five years? For weed? Damn!
Comment by Gator03 — September 27, 2025 @ 3:59 pm
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Does not compute.
Comment by PW — September 27, 2025 @ 3:58 pm
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So Louisville’s defense is about to get….worse?
Comment by PW — September 27, 2025 @ 3:58 pm
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Is this a 4-year long saga now? Wonder how much he gets for the rights to his memoirs.
Comment by TIGERinATL — September 27, 2025 @ 3:52 pm
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He plans on spending the weekend at his role model’s residence in Virginia.
Comment by yoyofutbawl — September 27, 2025 @ 3:50 pm
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How in the world did this guy never cross paths with Phil Fulmer?
Comment by Dr. StrangeCock — September 27, 2025 @ 3:50 pm
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Damn… what a waste of Fulmer Cup points.
Comment by PJ from NU in SF — September 27, 2025 @ 3:50 pm
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Nah… He’s going to end up at USF on a hardship waiver.
Comment by Dave K. — September 27, 2025 @ 3:48 pm
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Not to worry, he will always have a home at FSU, apparently you can break the law and still remain on the team in Tallahassee…as long as you get arrested the week before a big game…
Comment by roaminggator — September 27, 2025 @ 3:41 pm