FRIDAY CHEESECAKE: RETURN OF THE BUNDA
We’ve deviated from what made Friday Cheesecake great: bunda. You like the bunda, we like the bunda…the whole world loves the bunda.
We return in force with a fresh crop this week, especially necessary for Stranko since he did attend a Morissey concert last night, and likely needs a dose of raw heterosexuality to counterbalance the bi/curious vibe from the show.
First, Ms. Reef, whoever that is:
And second, bunda that’s work-safe, but likely not work advisable after the jump.
Bunda, and…
More bunda.
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Gittey the F… Up!
Comment by drogue — July 13, 2025 @ 9:44 am
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[sharp intake of breath...]
ooooooohhh.
I am normally a frontcourt kinda guy. But those are nice backcourts.
Comment by Raider Red — July 13, 2025 @ 9:49 am
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The crowd was surprisingly young and straight…which was nice.
Comment by Stranko Montana — July 13, 2025 @ 9:57 am
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i feel stranko’s pain. i went to a fray concert last night (don’t judge me….my girlfriend was given free tix at 3pm)…..nothing but 16 year old girls and homos. so thank you for this.
Comment by gerry dorsey — July 13, 2025 @ 10:00 am
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Reef ‘r Madness.
Comment by Allahver Fist — July 13, 2025 @ 10:03 am
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Because the rest of ESDBS is completely work advisable…
Comment by GillMorganForPresident — July 13, 2025 @ 10:09 am
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YAHTZEE!!
Comment by Tommy Boy — July 13, 2025 @ 10:15 am
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well, that was a fun link to open at work.
Comment by Wooderson — July 13, 2025 @ 10:23 am
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wow, that first pic made it tingle a little, and hardcore porn barely does that!
Comment by Chief — July 13, 2025 @ 10:25 am
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Is it just me or did a cheesecake post just disappear?
Comment by PeteJayhawk — July 13, 2025 @ 10:25 am
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JENGA!!!
Comment by Hook'em Tide — July 13, 2025 @ 10:29 am
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dude, these locationless cheescake are really a pain in my map-constructing ass. that said….
EDSBS Cheesecake GoogleMap now updated.
(i put her in Panama City, Beach because… well, just because. anyone have a better idea where to place her blue teardrop on the map please let me know.)
Comment by kleph — July 13, 2025 @ 10:30 am
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Who’s That Girl?
Regarding the first picture, is that Ms. Ana Paula, Miss Reef Brasil?
http://forums.surfline.com/showthread.php?t=18777&page=12&pp=20
Comment by Stacy Keibler Luvs Me — July 13, 2025 @ 10:31 am
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I’d put a power I formation in that backfield.
Comment by Rob — July 13, 2025 @ 10:33 am
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There was a duplication of efforts Pete, but that post will reappear someday.
Comment by Stranko Montana — July 13, 2025 @ 10:34 am
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What’s she doing to the doorknob?
Comment by Sam — July 13, 2025 @ 10:35 am
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to quote George Costanza: “It moved!”
Comment by jon — July 13, 2025 @ 11:00 am
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Here’s a cheesecake/futbol picture of a different sort. (SFW)
Comment by panhandler — July 13, 2025 @ 11:05 am
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#4
The Fray?? Dude you are a homo.
Comment by The Last Dragon — July 13, 2025 @ 11:05 am
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SKLM - while I hate to say it… nicely done.
For Cheesecake (and especially Bunda Cake)… I’ll put ‘SC hatin’ aside.
Comment by Whitey — July 13, 2025 @ 11:25 am
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See, I was pleased with bunda but more bunda, well that just knocked my socks off so hard that they traveled around the world and landed right next to my now-bare feet.
Comment by John F — July 13, 2025 @ 11:25 am
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Stranko,
Was the Morrissey populated with young Latinos? Word is he and the earlier Smiths catalog are enjoying a resurgence among that community…don’t ask me why…ask Chuck Klosterman.
Comment by Ness — July 13, 2025 @ 11:33 am
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The Fray?
They should change the name of that song to “how to suck a dick”
Comment by Bollocks — July 13, 2025 @ 11:37 am
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“So what do you do for a living?”
“My ass looks incredible in a thong.”
“No shame in that.”
Comment by Oops Pow Surprise — July 13, 2025 @ 11:41 am
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Kleph #12 - Could this be the week?!?
Comment by Out of Conference — July 13, 2025 @ 11:43 am
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Minus points for anyone even knowing what The Fray is. I’m not even going to Google it for fear of HR suspecting that I’ll be in to sign up a “domestic partner” for benefits soon.
Comment by Out of Conference — July 13, 2025 @ 11:45 am
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Admittedly, that is a nice saddle, but she’s no Dan F. Hawkins.
Comment by jebushchrist — July 13, 2025 @ 11:45 am
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OOC - Everyone knows who the fray is, because they do’nt stop playing the “over my head” and “save a life” songs on the radio. for two years running.
Comment by Wooderson — July 13, 2025 @ 11:58 am
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Muito bom bundas, Swindilinho, muito bom bundas.
Y SKLM tambien, obrigado.
I too have been to a The Fray concert. Even worse, I drove up to Sacramento for it. However, I had never heard a song of their before the concert, and I have never listened to them since. The hot girl I went with was in love with them, and they sucked- hard. They were totally outperformed by their opening band, whom I think was called Augustana or something like that. But my feigned interest was rewarded, so I can’t say it was a terrible experience.
But yeah, they are fucking terrible.
Feliz fin de semana chicos y chicas!
Comment by Kanu — July 13, 2025 @ 11:59 am
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Everyone knows who the fray is, because they do’nt stop playing the “over my head†and “save a life†songs on the radio. for two years running.
Not ringing any bells, sorry. Looks like avoiding dire DC radio and checking the Q reviews once a fiscal quarter actually has an upside to offset the severe old-fartness of life.
Comment by DC Trojan — July 13, 2025 @ 12:21 pm
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I go to the surf expo in orlando every year, and, man, the Reef girls are freakin’ top drawer. Every one, every time. +10 to you for the pic. You have redeemed yourself from last week.
Comment by Scalz1 — July 13, 2025 @ 12:34 pm
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That reef girl ass is so juicy, it might give Sir Mix Alot a little trouble.
Comment by shovel pass — July 13, 2025 @ 12:38 pm
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I believe that the top pic is of Sunessis Brito, Miss Reef Brazil.
I’ve spent many years “analyzing” the Reef Girls in surf mags. Unfortunately, I rarely see girls of their caliber when I’m actually out surfing. Though, when South Beach lights up there’s usually some eyecandy to compliment the waves.
Comment by BDoc — July 13, 2025 @ 12:40 pm
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#13….that link was pretty good….lots of bunda there.
I was little disappointed with the lack of Bunda that last few weeks…and where the fuck was Mustached Wednesday….I just shaved my beard into a Fu Man, and I was going to sumbit it
Comment by The Stos — July 13, 2025 @ 1:00 pm
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Wooderson - well, I googled both of those songs on youtube. Sure the office turd burglar may stop by any second now to tell me about a dream of his that I was in, but I googled it and nope I’ve never heard of them or those songs before. Sorry - must not listen to the same types of radio stations you do.
Comment by Out of Conference — July 13, 2025 @ 1:21 pm
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BDoc -
I was fortunate enough to live in Hawaii for 3 years. I have 4 words for you:
Brazilian Professional Female Bodyboarders.
Picture this: they already have a postier that rivals any work of art. Then, throw in the fact that all they do all day is lay prone, arch their back, and kick with their legs.
Sing it with me: “Heaven is a place on earrrrrrrr-th”
Comment by Scalz1 — July 13, 2025 @ 1:24 pm
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please understand…i’m not defending my attendance (again free and with the girlfriend for the record), but i’m shocked at the attention given to the fray (who obviously sucked in way that no other concert i’ve ever been to sucked) while fucking morrisey skates. really??? morrisey???
Comment by gerry dorsey — July 13, 2025 @ 1:25 pm
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well, being a good surfer isn’t synonymous with being hot, BDoc. peru’s own sofia mulanovich certainly will never be cheescake material but she’s a former world champion and you only wish you could surf a tenth as well as she does on her worst day of the year. and yes, she has been a “reef girl” as well.
Comment by kleph — July 13, 2025 @ 1:31 pm
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MMM. Nice bunda.
And I still love Morrissey.
FYI - I head there is a Cure concert tour soon.
I am terrified to see the people who I will be attending with.
30ish people in full goth mode should be interesting.
Comment by GamecockTony — July 13, 2025 @ 2:02 pm
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um…. make that 40ish.
Comment by kleph — July 13, 2025 @ 2:45 pm
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Me like Bunda
Comment by gwzimm — July 13, 2025 @ 2:46 pm
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I HATE that this thread led me along a path which ended in me learning the name of the band responsible for “How to Save a Life,” the worst song since… I don’t know, what’s the last thing Usher did? Fuck you, The Fray! F-U-C-K U!
Comment by NashVegas — July 13, 2025 @ 3:04 pm
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Scalz, that female bodyboarder heaven sounds like my kind of place.Sadly, I’ve only made it out to Hawaii once, but there were quite a few Reef-esque ladies out and about.
Kleph, you’re right that there are quite a few women surfers who rip, but aren’t all that hot. Though, ones like Malia Jones who are cute and surf well is always a plus. And there’s a chance I could surf 1/10 as good as Sofia on her worst day. However, it probably falls between the chances of [name redacted] winning an NC and ND winning a BCS bowl. Actually, my chances are probably better than either of those.
Comment by BDoc — July 13, 2025 @ 3:35 pm
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didn’t mean to be critical of your skillz, my man. just emphazing the awesomeness of mulanovich. i have to say, having seen her do her stuff, she can surf like the bejesus.
she’s actually has a kind of stocky build which, i assume - since i do not surf - is to her advantage since it gives her a lower center of gravity.
Comment by kleph — July 13, 2025 @ 3:53 pm
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???!!!!! Dept:
# 28 - Wooderson: Like most on this thread I had not heard of Fray. I also YouTubed both Fray songs. One sounds vaguely familiar. But, I think Fray’s fans are mostly guys that never played sports and pee sitting down, if you know what I mean.
EDSBS’ers are mostly White Stripes, AC-DC, Spice Girls and Lynard Skynard type music fans. (kidding, on the Spice Girls.) Actually, it would probably be a good idea, in these dog days of the college football offseason to vote on the top band of EDSBS.
I will go listen to some Gwar to change the palate from the Frays that was just listened to….
Comment by Stacy Keibler Luvs Me — July 13, 2025 @ 3:57 pm
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After getting that Fray crap inside my skull, I’ve had to balance it out with OutKast’s ‘B.O.B.”.
I used to be schizophrenic, but we’re ok now.
Comment by Southern Papa — July 13, 2025 @ 3:58 pm
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SKLM - great idea. Maybe a field with each conference selecting a champion, and then putting a BCS type matchup together.
I’d like to see how Molly Hatchet does against ABBA.
Comment by Southern Papa — July 13, 2025 @ 4:01 pm
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kleph, no problem. Besides, you’re right that Mulanovich rips. She’s currently ranked 3rd on the women’s tour. Silvana Lima has a similar build, and she surfs pretty damn good too. She’s right behind Sofia at #4.
Comment by BDoc — July 13, 2025 @ 4:14 pm
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The Fray is so “Now” it’s ridiculous.
Comment by PW — July 13, 2025 @ 4:15 pm
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and if you surf, you should get down here next winter. between november and february peru has some of the best surfing anywhere. this little spot is considered superb and it’s almost completely unknown to outsiders. and, if that weren’t enough, new years in mancora is a full on frickin party. unbelievable brazilan quality bunda everywhere.
Comment by kleph — July 13, 2025 @ 4:21 pm
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Band Battles Dept:
#47, S.P.: Being a USC fan, I would nominate the following bands from Los Angeles to represent the Pac 10:
1) Van Halen (I prefer David Lee Roth as lead singer, though Sammy Hagar is pretty good too.)
2) Metallica (Lead singer is from LA area.)
3) The Eagles (A bit long of tooth, but who cares)
4) Cypress Hill (Insane in the Brain!)
Comment by Stacy Keibler Luvs Me — July 13, 2025 @ 4:59 pm
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reef makes a quality product
Comment by babaoje — July 13, 2025 @ 5:07 pm
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dude, my SoCal band short list will destroy that lame ass lineup you offered - Black Flag, X, Bad Religion, the Minutemen, Fear, the Blasters, Jane’s Addiction and the Dickies.
dammit, i’m gonna have to go put on my Repo Man soundrack to get the idea of the vomitus those limp-wristed bands you mentioned call “rock” out of my head. it’s times like this i fear that darby crash diedfor nothing.
Comment by kleph — July 13, 2025 @ 5:52 pm
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Kleph:
Dude: you are lucky I kept out the Bangles (the SF Valley), Gwen Stefanni (The OC) and David Hassellhoff (Parts Unknown) - Now that would be a real murderers row of LA music types.
Comment by Stacy Keibler Luvs Me — July 13, 2025 @ 6:39 pm
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kleph, you’re right about that spot in Peru. I checked out some photos online of Cabo Blanco and that place goes off. Perfect peeling lefts that are money for a goofy foot like myself. Wow, I’ll have to add that to my list of surf destinations I have to visit someday.
Comment by BDoc — July 13, 2025 @ 6:59 pm
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if you come, you gotta get to pacasmayo and chicama, two of the longest left-handed breaks in the world.
Comment by kleph — July 13, 2025 @ 8:15 pm
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Kleph @ 53, New York’s all right if you like saxophones, and it also has buildings tall enough to be worth throwing myself off if I ever again hear the soul-destroying gurgling wails of geriatric “punk” Exene Cervenka.
Do. Not. Want.
I saw a documentary on the Minutemen a few weeks ago and my first reaction was “who the hell is the skinny old guy driving the van around?” Turns out that Mike Watt’s lost a few pounds since I saw firehose in the early 90s.
What about Suicidal Tendencies for the list? Their first album, anyway.
Comment by DC Trojan — July 14, 2025 @ 12:11 am
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perhaps. but i still say that x’s “los angeles” has more authenticity and flat-out power than anything ever puked up by the van halen brothers.
Comment by kleph — July 14, 2025 @ 7:54 am
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I’ve actually heard of Chicama(supposed to be the longest left in the world). No doubt that Peru has some sick breaks. Maybe I can talk my buddy into heading down that way when we make it out west to surf Abreojos(Mexico) hopefully in the somewhat near future.
Comment by BDoc — July 14, 2025 @ 8:07 pm
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Los Angeles: “x’ vs. Van Halen Dept:
x is a little niche band, who quietly went into oblivion and right now could not sell out the Roxy,
while,
Van Halen is in the Rock N Roll Hall of Fame.
It is like comparing USC’s football team to Caltech.
Comment by Stacy Keibler Luvs Me — July 16, 2025 @ 9:32 am
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Kleph, we can’t believe we’re siding with SKLM here, but: we adore Van Halen (Diamond Dave iteration only,) while X occupies but a small corner of our heart for the song “White Girl.”
Comment by Orson Swindle — July 16, 2025 @ 9:34 am
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being in the rock and roll hall of fame is like winning the best picture oscar. gonna tell me with straight face that ‘rocky’ was better than ‘taxi driver’ or that ‘dances with wolves’ is superior to ‘goodfellas’?
van halen is watered down frat-boy rock. nothing more, nothing less. you’re much better off throwing away everything you own by them and buying a greatest hits album of the who - which is where they stole it all from in the first place.
x, on the other hand, is admittedly a niche or cult band but have the benifit of being incredibly creative and dramatically influential to boot. rock and roll hall of commercialy successful so we feel obligated to kiss your rapidly-aging and wrinkly ass one more time in order to cash in on what vestiges of your fame still remains.
bottom line, i’ll take the straight forward rock-and-roll of ‘johnny hit and run pauline’ to any of the faux posturings of david lee roth during his look-at-that-i-once-had-hair phase.
Comment by kleph — July 16, 2025 @ 11:36 am
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Whoa, wait. We’ll take the Who over almost anyone here. Especially in this clip:
Comment by Orson Swindle — July 16, 2025 @ 11:53 am
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Rock on Dude,
Kleph Repsonse Dept:
The Rock n Roll Hall of Fame is like the polls in College Football. We all find all sorts of faults with it, but what else is there to assess excellence in music and football? The Grannies, I mean Grammys? gimme a break.
Sure, I’d rank the Who ahead of Van Halen, and a bunch of other bands too. But, we are talking about a battle of LA bands.
Van Halen, frat boy band? Gimme a break, part 2. Eddie is a legit world class guitar player and David “Have you seen junior’s grades” Roth can rock like a @#!@, even half bald and fired and fried numerous times.
“x” is ok, not comparable to Taxi Driver, if VH were Rocky. “x’ would most likely be “Welcome to the Doll House” to VH’s Rocky, a movie of critical acclaim, but really liked by just a limited number of people.
Whereas, VH is critically acclaimed and sold so many records, Eddie’s ex-wife tried to eat the profits.
Comment by Stacy Keibler Luvs Me — July 16, 2025 @ 12:37 pm