LOU FERRIGNO JR. IS PLAYING FOR USC
Roster name: Lou Ferrigno, Jr.
Position: LB.
School: USC Trojans.
(Obvious, dated, horrible joke in 3…2…1…)
Roster Photo: Unavailable. Hmm…(HT: Loren)

You got spaghetti arms, Lou Jr.! And if you get that quote, you’ve totally seen Pumping Iron, and are wondering why you’re working right now and not doing seven sets of calf raises with Franco Columbu on your back.
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Has anyone seen the original world’s strongest man competition with Franco Columbo? It is one of the most gruesome sports injuries I have ever seen. They are doing a race with refrigerators on their backs and Franco suffers a compund fracture of the leg. Awesome.
Comment by Odell 51 — July 11, 2025 @ 4:58 pm
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Coming soon Part 2 (offspring from the 70s or 80s TV stars):
USC QB - Skip “the Lip” (son of Ralph “Mouth” from Happy Days)
Comment by Stacey Keibler Luvs Me — July 11, 2025 @ 4:01 pm
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Never figured Arnold for Spanish. Bet your ass 10 bucks, he couldn’t read it.
Comment by Cool Hand Mike — July 11, 2025 @ 3:50 pm
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Arnold is the only one smoking pot. He is also eating some fried chicken and drinking some beer. He also tells Lou that he wants to sleep with his little sister and his shirt says it all.
“Arnold es numero uno”
Comment by Odell 51 — July 11, 2025 @ 3:42 pm
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Isn’t Pumping Iron the movie where Arnold and Lou burn one at the end.
Comment by Cool Hand Mike — July 11, 2025 @ 3:37 pm
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Well, Huggy Bear’s kid went there to play football, so why not the Hulk’s? They could fill their roster with 70’s and 80’s television children.
Coming soon: USC Cornerback Horshack Junior.
Comment by Jeff — July 11, 2025 @ 3:24 pm
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Ssssssssshhhhhh! What are you doing?!?!
Don’t make him angry. You wouldn’t like him when he’s angry.
Comment by PSUMike — July 11, 2025 @ 3:04 pm
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Behold THE INCREDIBLE ORGERON
Comment by Erik — July 11, 2025 @ 1:52 pm
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More from Pumping Iron:
Arnold: “The greatest feeling you can get in a gym or the most satisfying feeling you can get in the gym is the pump. Let’s say you train your biceps, blood is rushing in to your muscles and that’s what we call the pump. Your muscles get a really tight feeling like your skin is going to explode any minute and its really tight and its like someone is blowing air into your muscle and it just blows up and it feels different, it feels fantastic. It’s as satifying to me as coming is, you know, as in having sex with a woman and coming. So can you believe how much I am in heaven? I am like getting the feeling of coming in the gym, I’m getting the feeling of coming at home, I’m getting the feeling of coming backstage when I pump up when I pose out in front of 5000 people I get the same feeling, so I am coming day and night. Its terrific, right? So I am in heaven.”
Comment by Odell 51 — July 11, 2025 @ 12:43 pm
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Bet ya halfway through the fourth quarter he’ll turn into Dr. David Banner.
Comment by Cool Hand Mike — July 11, 2025 @ 12:33 pm