Its hard to beat a DUI video with this type of performance:

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=793_1195164792&p=1

How much is too much for SKANK TAX?  I mean Tiger Woods Skank Tax cost him well over 20 million a skank, and now this Georgia AD has lost his job and a couple million bucks on another edition of SKANK TAX....If I were an attorney, I would be the "Skank Tax Lawyer...Let me solve your Skank Tax problem....."

Skank Tax:  The price one pays for extramarital affairs with Skanks, usually reserved for high profile married celebrities and people in power who seemingly throw it all away under the influence of some sort of mind control from the Skank. combined with alcohol and some weird reasoning of how they are gonna get away with this like it is normal behavior.(See Bill Clinton)

I believe there should be a dollar amount cap. on all Skank Tax, say around $10,000.00, because if they paid for these skanks will real money, they would only be out $400.00 tops......and for freakin love of Pete, get a damn limo or cab driver, and pay your skanks more hush money, Tiger....