OH IT’S TORTURE TIME NOW
Oh, it’s on, you adorable, bewhiskered motherfucker:
“I’m gonna turn Florida in right here in front of you,” Kiffin told the crowd at the Knoxville Convention Center. “As Nu’Keese was in the meeting, his phone kept ringing. One of the coaches says, ‘who’s that?’ And he said, Urban Meyer.”
“I love the fact that Urban had to cheat and still didn’t get him,” Kiffin said.
(Watch the video here.)
Oh, Kiffykins. To the pain was the baseline, but it’s torture time now. To earn further future blowouts in painful fashion, Kiffin and co. skunked LSU on Janzen Jackson, a Louisiana corner who was booed by the home crowd when he announced he would be going to Tennessee. If Lane Kiffin dies today crushed by a one-ton block of taffy dropped from Barkevious Mingo’s Indestructible Imperial Dirigible, don’t even try to act surprised.
(HT: C’lay.)
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BurritoBrosShits says:
I can’t wait till Urban takes that little tart out for a date, treats her to a nice dinner, has a nice conversation for several hours, builds up her confidence, and then slams the door on her ass without a callback.
Boy’s got balls that’s for sure, but whether or not they’ve dropped is to be seen. Its on motherfucker.
February 5th, 2009 at 11:40 am
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hobeg8r says:
If Urbz doesn’t use every single timeout at the end of the game next year during the beatdown of TN at the Swamp, I’ll be pissed off BIG TIME.
February 5th, 2009 at 11:42 am
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scafidi says:
Meyer’s going to have Tebow doing a lot of runs toward the sideline in the hopes of “inadvertantly” rhinoing over Kiffin at the ‘09 UF/UT game.
February 5th, 2009 at 11:43 am
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Holly says:
KEYYYUUUUUUUUTE
February 5th, 2009 at 11:44 am
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GatorAM says:
Um, BBS I’d prefer if he invited her in that door, made sweet, gentle love to her that night, banged her again in the morning, told her she was special and then never called her again. And then the next time he sees the little lady in public, acts like he’s never met her before.
Mmm, I like that story better. Unleash vengeful Meyer, please.
February 5th, 2009 at 11:47 am
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Lucius Taite says:
Look out Kiffin! Barkevious Mingo a.k.a the “Mischevious Dingo” will eat your babies!
February 5th, 2009 at 11:53 am
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Gen. Stoopnagle says:
Thanks, Kiffikins! Now we’ll maybe live down the dance.
February 5th, 2009 at 11:54 am
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drunken orgeron says:
How is Kiffin’s wife going to cope with Lane’s relentless sodomization during next year’s SEC schedule?
Shopping.
February 5th, 2009 at 11:55 am
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hobeg8r says:
Oh, and I want Urbz to do the Terry Tate, Office Linebacker type of shaking hands at the end of the game, too. Is that too much to ask?
February 5th, 2009 at 12:07 pm
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zzgator says:
Am I the only one hoping the league office schedules Urban’s and Kiffykins’ media day appearances one after the other?
Think Lane can feel the Mayer stare boring into him all the way up there in them thar hills?
February 5th, 2009 at 12:12 pm
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zzgator says:
Mayer = Meyer
February 5th, 2009 at 12:13 pm
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WarCardinals says:
I can’t blame him, though. He’s just trying to get Florida to consider UT as a rival again, because the Vols have been flat OWNED for the past four years. Of course, the 59-20 and 30-6 just weren’t bloody enough for Vols fans, Kiffin. Enjoy giving up triple digits next year, Kiffin.
February 5th, 2009 at 12:13 pm
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zzgator says:
Like that this warranted the “blood blood blood” tag.
Indeed.
February 5th, 2009 at 12:25 pm
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skinnyphatman says:
Wow, I know that Kiffykins is just tossing red meat to the horde of orange clad crazies, but do you really want to accuse a competing team of cheating? Saying you are going to beat a team is one thing, but an accusation of cheating is entirely another. Does he have real proof? If so, in order to maintain the “integrity” of the process is he duty bound to turn that over to the NCAA? Probably a minor infraction, if any, but even minor infractions carry punishment which hampers a teams ability to recruit.
If you want to have your team considered a rival again, try being competitive on the field, not acting like a little bitch whining and making excuses when a recruit goes someplace else and arrogantly bragging when you bag one.
February 5th, 2009 at 12:26 pm
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maskedavenger says:
Doesn’t Kiffin know that Tebow has already been dueling him lefthanded because it is the only way that he can be satisfied? If he uses his right, over too quickly.
February 5th, 2009 at 12:27 pm
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Dawg Fan says:
Does this mean y’all will give us a break, and make UT the new enemy #1?
February 5th, 2009 at 12:28 pm
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BurritoBrosShits says:
All the while in the West the all seeing eye of the Dark Lord gazes upon a widening battle field and grows stronger.
February 5th, 2009 at 12:29 pm
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Biz Markie says:
With all due respect to Holly and C’lay, Kiffin is making no friends. Look for Spurrier, Meyer, Saban and Nutt to make every attempt to embarrass Tennessee this year. Miles will get a shot in 2010. Orgeron and Thompson are doing the dirty work and they have done it quite well given the limited time they had this recruiting season.
C’lay, nice work on the Jackson story. Might have been too presumptuous on the booing angle as LSU fans are still trying to determine whether there were any students present at the PC to even boo Jackson. Leave the “classy” arguments to Bama fans, as the Bear made class all Bama fans’ birthright. The backstory on Jackson is lenghty and will not matter to anyone other than LSU and UT fans, but it is enough for LSU fans to be validated in their anger towards the Vols.
February 5th, 2009 at 12:31 pm
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peachy says:
It’s like Kiffin is deliberately trying to piss off every coach in the SEC with a better team than Tennessee. If Vols fans thought the last couple of years with Fulmer were rough, just wait for ‘09…
February 5th, 2009 at 12:34 pm
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zzgator says:
Don’t worry Dawg Fan…we’ve got plenty of hate to go around.
February 5th, 2009 at 12:35 pm
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Harvey Wireman says:
Finally, there is someone in the SEC who is taking on Urban Meyer mano-a-mano.
Kiffin may be a dip-stick, but at least he is spicing thangs up in the South.
February 5th, 2009 at 12:37 pm
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Silver Britches says:
Welcome to the SEC.
This conference smells like whorehouse at low tide.
Ballsy little shit, isn’t he? I imagine that Meyer will respond, but the truth will lie somewhere inbetween.
February 5th, 2009 at 12:38 pm
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skinnyphatman says:
I must say though, that if nothing else, going to the Clay Travis link allowed me the opportunity to check out the “Make it Rain” video again. Excellence, plain old fashioned Excellence.
February 5th, 2009 at 12:40 pm
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Tater Salad says:
I don’t think he’s ballsy. I think he’s just slow.
February 5th, 2009 at 12:42 pm
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Grimey says:
/cues up Track 9 of Enter the Wu-Tang (36 Chambers)
February 5th, 2009 at 12:53 pm
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Tater Salad says:
Now Kiffy and Lance calling out Saban?
http://www.govolsxtra.com/news/2009/feb/05/kiffin-takes-his-shots-meyer-saban/
I don’t give a shit if he’s retarded or not. It’s on like Donkey Kong.
I’m surprised Lance doesn’t trip over his fingers when he walks.
February 5th, 2009 at 12:54 pm
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gold man says:
This is coming from a guy who has been on the job for 2 months, yet already been reprimanded by the NCAA for having recruits run out through the tunnel in jersey w/ smoke machines. Pot, meet kettle.
February 5th, 2009 at 12:55 pm
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NCT says:
@ 15: Is “dueling” a new euphemism for that thing that’s over too quickly when done with the right hand?
February 5th, 2009 at 12:58 pm
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NativeSon says:
September 19th will be here before he knows it. And when all this gets dredged up again in the week prior, Kiffy will be asking himself, “what the fuck was I thinking back in February?”
Hello Kiffin. Welcome to Gainesville. Enjoy your stay.
February 5th, 2009 at 12:59 pm
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ALGator says:
This is freaking awesome… reminds me of the good ol’ days of “You can’t spell UT… ” and “Free Shoes”.. Whether or not Pussy.Kiff@tennessee.educan manage to not get totally dominated the next 3 or 4 years remains to be seen. If that happens then all of this will soon be forgotten. It’s only a rivalry if both teams win a few!
February 5th, 2009 at 1:00 pm
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Urban Meyer says:
Fuck you too, bitch! Call the cops!
I’m a kill you and that loud ass mother fuckin’ barkin’ dog
February 5th, 2009 at 1:01 pm
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Rick Muscles says:
When things are going well for TN, run to the principal’s office ASAP!
February 5th, 2009 at 1:02 pm
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zzgator says:
gold man…I like this justification from UT on why that whole “smoke machine entrance” thing isn’t really a big deal…
http://www.govolsxtra.com/news/2009/jan/26/ut-reporting-possible-secondary-violation/
cause they don’t use smoke machines on gameday at UT. Duh!
Well if that’s the standard…ooooowheeee!! What else can we do since we don’t do it on actual gamedays? Stripper escorts out of the tunnel? Planes bearing the players likenesses on banners flying overhead? Pyrotechinics to rival a heavy metal concert? Booming voice of Old Testament God announcing players’ names from heaven?
February 5th, 2009 at 1:02 pm
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Pussy.Kiffin@tennessee.edu says:
Fuck you Urban Meyer!
February 5th, 2009 at 1:02 pm
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zzgator says:
Also…if UT is going to “simulate a gameday experience” for the recruits do they put a losing score to Wyoming up on the scoreboard?
February 5th, 2009 at 1:04 pm
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Brian O'Blivion says:
We’re talking about a 5′9″ receiver here, right? Right? I haven’t seen so much ruckus over nothing since…well, last year and the Deonte Thompson bullshit.
February 5th, 2009 at 1:11 pm
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TJ says:
I have the perfect nickname for thhis ridiculous clown:
Lane Queefin.
It SINGS!
February 5th, 2009 at 1:28 pm
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hobeg8r says:
Brian: Major Wright agrees with you and is looking forward to welcoming all UT receivers to the Swamp next year.
February 5th, 2009 at 1:29 pm
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TJ says:
“Coach Lane Queefin leads his 0-11 Tennessee Volunqueefs into Nashville to face their instate rival Vandy . . .although since Queefin has been at UT it hasn’t been much of a rivalry, what with UT having lost the last 5 while failing to score in the last 4 . . .”
February 5th, 2009 at 1:30 pm
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lame kiffin's master says:
Nick Saban and Urban Meyer would like to take this time to thank the UT coaching staff for it’s contribution to the UA and UF locker room.
February 5th, 2009 at 1:31 pm
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Coop says:
@ 14
Does he have any real proof?
Um, do what now? Assuming you have a cellular phone, you know that you get a monthly bill from your cellular provider. On said bill, you can see the numbers that phoned you, and if your bill is not itemized, you can call your provider and request that they send you an itemized bill. I sincerely doubt that Meyer’s number is blocked because:
1) if it is blocked, people may not pick up the phone, also people would not know whom all the texts are from. Oh right, no more texts due to Meyer’s abuses
2) the phone is property of Florida, in all likelihood
So, unless Richardson was lying, yes there is more than enough proof.
I recognize that this recruiting infraction is minor, and will not legitimately affect Florida, but I love how everyone is piling on about Florida is going to stick it to Tennessee. Yeah, maybe Florida will, but are people expecting Kiffin to lay down for Florida? That is just stupid.
He should not be afraid of Florida, he should not be afraid to take on all comers, etc etc etc.
Florida wins a couple of national titles, admittedly an extremely impressive feat, so everyone should be afraid of them? Ridiculous…
February 5th, 2009 at 1:32 pm
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zzgator says:
Uh Coop…have you watched the entire video cause apparently later on Kiffykins brags that the recruit in question lied to the UF staff about being on his visit…sooooo…we’ve established what exactly? Lane is proud of lying and Urban called a recruit he thought was at home.
Got it.
February 5th, 2009 at 1:37 pm
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Russe says:
DA MONEY, SHE AHTALKINN, OHSHE PRAKTICALEEAHSANGIN’!!!
Kiffin is gold. Easily my second favorite head coach in the game right now.
February 5th, 2009 at 1:44 pm
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zzgator says:
This is nice, too…more pride about lying…and takes a shot at the kid’s hometown.
What a tool.
http://tennessee.rivals.com/content.asp?CID=909358
February 5th, 2009 at 1:46 pm
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Billy From Baton Rouge says:
Jackson was committed to LSU for 11 months, switches the day after signing day, then tells VolQuest he’s known he wanted to for some time.
Shit’s on like DonkeyKong BEOTCH.
//Stiffler’d
February 5th, 2009 at 1:46 pm
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DHC says:
Somewhere in Alameda County, Al Davis leans back in his chair and softly chuckles to himself.
February 5th, 2009 at 1:54 pm
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Quinton says:
Speaking from experience … [TIME OUT]
you might not want to poke Urb … [TIME OUT - DANCING TEBOW]
with a stick, Laney.
February 5th, 2009 at 2:05 pm
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jamiedawg says:
Kiffykins….um, do you realize that for your disrespect…you will wind up written about in his novel, ruminated over all during the off-season until he works up SERIOUS HATE that results in absolute butt rape.
trust me, I know.
February 5th, 2009 at 2:07 pm
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maskedavenger says:
NCT @ 28:
No. It is an play on Orson’s Princess Bride reference (”to the pain”). Here is the scene I was referring to:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSr_uvgWgu0&feature=related
It’s about :22 in.
February 5th, 2009 at 2:08 pm
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Stacy Keibler Luvs Me says:
Holly Question Dept:
What does EDSBS’ Holly think about Lane Kiffin, Junior:
a) Kiffin is doing great (staff, recruiting, blah, blah, blah)
b) Kiffin Sucks
c) Kiffin’s histrionics do not matter, will wait for game results before solidifying opinion
February 5th, 2009 at 2:24 pm
51
C-I-L-L my landlord says:
Kiffin reminds me of this kid that used to taunt me from his front yard. I would walk towards him and he would run into his house. As I walked away he’d come back outside and call me names.
Then one day I saw him away from his house and I beat his ass.
February 5th, 2009 at 2:25 pm
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Coop says:
Uh, biased homer Gator fan.
Again, there is an easy way to tell. Richardson might not be Rhodes Scholar material, but it is very easy to discern whether or not he was telling the truth, and I would imagine he knows this.
What part of the above is too complicated for you to understand?
As for lying about visiting Tennessee, it was the smart thing to do. If a highly touted recruit is going to leave a state obsessed about college football to play for a rival, it is in the recruit’s best interest to run some misdirection.
February 5th, 2009 at 2:30 pm
53
BamaCPA says:
A coach talks smack with Nick Stephens as his QB ? What a goob !
February 5th, 2009 at 2:32 pm
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King Harvest says:
There is a fine line between “ballsy” and ignorant.
February 5th, 2009 at 2:34 pm
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zzgator says:
Uh, biased homer Vol fan.
Glad you like lying.
Enjoy.
February 5th, 2009 at 2:36 pm
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Coop says:
@ 53
We are recruiting Tim Tebow to play LB.
Something about glass houses…
February 5th, 2009 at 2:48 pm
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zzgator says:
Coop…you may need to locate your sarcasm meter when dealing with Urban.
February 5th, 2009 at 2:50 pm
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ALGator says:
Foley responds:
http://www.palmbeachpost.com/blogs/content/shared-blogs/palmbeach/ufblog/entries/2009/02/05/jeremy_foley_responds_to_kiffi.html
February 5th, 2009 at 2:51 pm
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the r.o.b. says:
it’s not a violation. http://www.gatorsports.com/article/20090205/ARTICLES/902050920/1136?Title=Florida_reacts_angrily_to_Kiffin_s__false__accusation
kiffin doesn’t know the rules.
February 5th, 2009 at 2:52 pm
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Coop says:
If he said that to me, yes.
When he tells every highly touted high school QB in the country the same thing, I don’t think so.
The point of all this is that Meyer is as dirty as Kiffin, Saban, and all the rest who will do whatever it takes within the rules, and sometimes outside the rules, to sign kids.
It is amazing to me that any honest Florida fan thinks that Meyer always, or maybe ever, takes the high ground when it comes to recruiting.
February 5th, 2009 at 2:56 pm
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Supergator says:
I made this just for the situation… Can’t wait till the Vols come to town.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9YeTGDq0VSs
February 5th, 2009 at 3:00 pm
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Last Dragon says:
Of course Kiffin has no fear, he’s got the Orgeron as his bodyguard.
That being said……he’s either gonna look like a hero or total fucking idiot in a couple of years.
February 5th, 2009 at 3:00 pm
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baconboy says:
What’s really sweet about this is that there is no NCAA violation for calling a recruit while they are on a visit…so the charge is false. UF has already issued a release calling for an apology.
http://www.gatorsports.com/article/20090205/ARTICLES/902050920/1136?Title=Florida_reacts_angrily_to_Kiffin_s__false__accusation
So Kiffin made two mistakes: 1) he accused Urban of illegal recruiting when it wasn’t illegal, and 2) he did it in public. I don’t know if Tennessee will cross the 50 yard line next year.
February 5th, 2009 at 3:02 pm
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Zambonius says:
Coop Coop Coop. heheh It’s alright man. Everyone wants to crack on #1, but we’re used to that. You keep on goin with it if that makes you feel better though, hun. [applies cupped hand to Coop's cheek, waits for Kiffin's public apology]
February 5th, 2009 at 3:04 pm
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Erdinger says:
did someone just get face cupped?
February 5th, 2009 at 3:07 pm
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MaconDawg says:
Holy hell. Lane Kiffin may have just done what this Georgia fan thought was impossible: manufacture a reason for me to cheer for Florida, for at least one Saturday in September.
Hey Kiffy, Marlon’s Grandmama says hello.
February 5th, 2009 at 3:21 pm
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Geaux Irish says:
re: #65:
did someone just get face cupped?
Is that the same as Two Kiffins, One cup?
February 5th, 2009 at 3:23 pm
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Zambonius says:
hehe Tebow should totally pull the Varsity Blues and fire a pass right at Kiffin’s face
February 5th, 2009 at 3:38 pm
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justanotherbuckeye says:
SEC = NFL D-League………………I’m waiting for the Mix-Tape SEC video anytime now……….When does the “SEC STREET” video game come out?
February 5th, 2009 at 3:59 pm
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Not You says:
Kiffy, Kiffy, Kiffy… the way I see it, you made three mistakes.
One, you took the job.
Two, you came light. $2 Million a year? For Tennessee? Embarrassing.
But your biggest mistake? That’s right… pissing off the two biggest annual hurdles on your schedule.
February 5th, 2009 at 4:06 pm
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General Disarray says:
@62
He’s like the kid who’s a badass in his front yard ’cause he knows his Dad is in the house. . . Oh wait, his Dad IS in the house.
He already looks like a total fucking idiot, so I guess he figures he’s got nowhere to go but up.
Too bad he figured wrong . . . .
February 5th, 2009 at 4:10 pm
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Lane Kiffin says:
Look, all I’m saying is, Urban Meyer is a pussy who couldn’t recruit his way out of a paper bag, even when he clearly is throwing gobs of cash at them, while here I am doing things the clean way by lying and telling my recruits to do the same, and I’m kicking his ass.
Is that so wrong?
February 5th, 2009 at 4:20 pm
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ALGator says:
Kiffin Reprimanded by Mike Slive:
BIRMINGHAM, Ala. — Southeastern Conference Commissioner Mike Slive has issued a public reprimand to University of Tennessee head football coach Lane Kiffin for his public comments made earlier today.
“Coach Kiffin has violated the Southeastern Conference Code of Ethics,” Slive said. “SEC Bylaw 10.5.1 clearly states that coaches and administrators shall refrain from directed public criticism of other member institutions, their staffs or players.”
“The phone call to which Coach Kiffin referred to in his public comments is not a violation of SEC or NCAA rules. We expect our coaches to have an understanding and knowledge of conference and NCAA rules.”
http://secsports.com/index.php?s=&url_channel_id=2&url_article_id=12157&url_subchannel_id=&change_well_id=2
February 5th, 2009 at 4:27 pm
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winstongator says:
Tennessee had a half-decent team 2 years ago and took a 39 point whipping in the swamp, anyone doubt the gators’ll hit 60 this season?
February 5th, 2009 at 4:30 pm
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zzgator says:
Kiffykins has now issued his SEC mandated apology…
http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=3886703
February 5th, 2009 at 4:39 pm
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ALGator says:
And the apology:
http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=3886703
February 5th, 2009 at 4:41 pm
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El Kabong!!! says:
Rumor floating around Tuscaloosa that they have woken up the implant in Terrence Cody. He has been ordered to devour the entire Tennessee coaching staff.
You can run, but eventually he will find you. It is like approaching a black hole, time starts to slow down the closer you get, but no matter how hard you run, you cannot get away.
February 5th, 2009 at 4:53 pm
78
SpartanDan says:
“Hello. My name is Urban Meyer. You told people I cheated. Prepare to die.”
February 5th, 2009 at 5:03 pm
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Billy From Baton Rouge says:
MaconDawg:
If you think THAT’S impossible, I’m pretty sure Kiffin just passed up Saban on LSU fans’ sh_t list too. And we hate Saban like we hate drinking laws…
February 5th, 2009 at 5:04 pm
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Brian O'Blivion says:
Kiffykins apologizes. And what a Lame-O apology it was. He also got punked by the ESS-EEE-SEE commish.
“Coach Kiffin has violated the Southeastern Conference Code of Ethics,” SEC commissioner Mike Slive said in a statement. “SEC Bylaw 10.5.1 clearly states that coaches and administrators shall refrain from directed public criticism of other member institutions, their staffs or players.”
“The phone call to which Coach Kiffin referred to in his public comments is not a violation of SEC or NCAA rules. We expect our coaches to have an understanding and knowledge of conference and NCAA rules.”
February 5th, 2009 at 5:10 pm
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Kyrana says:
@ Not You: Great Chronicles of Riddick reference. Personally, I see it more of Urban making a phone call to Kiffin and saying something like: “There’s gonna be one speed… mine. If you can’t keep up, don’t step up. You’ll just die.”
February 5th, 2009 at 5:15 pm
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NativeSon says:
@70
Nice Riddick reference. +1
February 5th, 2009 at 5:16 pm
83
Huh? says:
Kudos for a Chronicles of Riddick reference? Seriously? What’s next, compliments on a Catwoman reference? Riddick fucking sucked. That is all.
February 5th, 2009 at 5:27 pm
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sb says:
Hey Kiff, when you’re in a hole, stop diggin’.
Coop, if Snead thought Florida was recruiting a top five qb as a linebacker, well, son, that boy is dumber than a bag o’ hammers…I know he said it but he sure hasn’t repeated it. And if you believe him, that kinda puts you in the same place now don’t it?
February 5th, 2009 at 5:31 pm
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Brian O'Blivion says:
I’ve decided I’m going to try out the Kiffykin Method for Apologies from now on.
Me: You sir, are a pigfucker.
You: What?!
Me: Oh, if I offended anyone, including you, I apologize.
February 5th, 2009 at 5:44 pm
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Never Saw Molly Hatchet says:
@ Billy from Baton Rouge
” . . . we hate Saban like we hate drinking laws.”
Well said. I recently saw a reference to drive-through daiquiri shops and remembered how shocked I was when I learned that those did not exist outside of Louisiana.
February 5th, 2009 at 5:47 pm
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Levi says:
Florida’s program was made on great recruiting + a head coach running his mouth about other programs. Watch Out!
The SEC just got that much better.
February 5th, 2009 at 5:52 pm
88
Ltrain says:
Coop,
How’s it going trying to track down those cellphone records to see if Richards was lying? I think he was telling the truth, in all honesty.
February 5th, 2009 at 5:56 pm
89
The Ghost of Ingle Martin says:
Remember back in September when Al Davis fired Kiffin at Oakland? Called Kiffin a “flat-out liar” and just went on and on ripping him?:
http://nfl.fanhouse.com/2008/09/30/al-davis-to-lane-kiffin-quit-embarrassing-the-organization-ge/
Remember how everyone laughed at Davis, figuring he’s a crazy old coot, while Kiffin played the bewildered innocent?
Old Al Isn’t looking so crazy now. Maybe it takes an asshole to know one.
February 5th, 2009 at 6:02 pm
90
chops056 says:
kiffiykins: mrs. bowdennnnnnn urban keeps poking meeeeee make him stopppppp
urban: tattle tale ass bitch
February 5th, 2009 at 6:04 pm
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WarCardinals says:
Urban Meyer @ 31 -
I believe Lane’s response would be something like this…
Fuck y’all. All of y’all. If y’all don’t like me, blow me.
February 5th, 2009 at 6:08 pm
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Mr. Pelican Pants says:
Oh.My.God…..maybe I was dreamin, maybe I dont hear so good…But I could have sworn I heard Lane Kiffin call out Urban Meyer, and ask Nick Saban to thank Lance Thompson…..
I refuse to call him a coach til he does something to warrant it.
I use to feel pity for Tennessee….I would like to thank Lane Kiffin for bringing back the hate….I had almost forgotten why I hated Tenn, since Bamas last 2 games vs UT have been one sided and not even close…..Nick Saban will turn into Urban Meyer and TRY to hang FITTY on someone, it may as well be Tennessee…. it is crystal clear now. I hope Urban Meyers blowout will make Steve Spurriers past Florida blowouts look like a rank amateur….This is really too good to be true…..And they dont have a good QB..or a decent RB..or a decent coach….WOW………I hope Saban blitzes that MOFO every fuckin down, runs the ball every down, and when we are up by fifty, keep throwing deep, til they carry half the team off in a stretcher on both sides of the ball…..Mark it down….LANE KIFFIN WILL BE OUT OF BUSINESS IN TWO YEARS….KEEP ON WRITING CHECKS YOUR TEAM CAN’T CASH…..You are walking into a 2 on 1 Hammer Fight….and you arent one of the two holding the hammers, you are the dummy holding a pair of hamsters instead of hammers cause you are too stupid to tell the difference…this aint the WWE where you can grandstand ’cause its scripted and fake, this shit is gonna get real, really quick come game day…..and it will hurt…..May God have no mercy on your soul……I think your team at halftime will be wishing to board the Event Horizon rather than go back on the field and face Alabama or Florida…..I thought I had seen stupid, and knew what it looked like, but this takes it to a whole ‘nutha level…….Who on that staff can coach, at all?
February 5th, 2009 at 6:10 pm
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Crabapple Buck says:
As an impartial observer, it seems that Kiffykins is confused. He thinks he took over Southern Cal and can talk all he wants with a good team to back him up. Someone needs to remind him he is at Tennessee, which lost to UCLA and Wyoming last year, and will be doing well to make a bowl next year.
On the upside, I am sure that my wagering next year will turn a profit.
February 5th, 2009 at 6:25 pm
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'SotaVol says:
Anyone watch Kids In The Hall? If so, do you remember a sketch called “Stay Down”? As soon as I read Exalted Supreme Ingenue Commander Kiffykins comments, it came crashing back into my mind with magnificent and brutal glory. The first minute is a wonderful reenactment of what happened today. I fear that the following five minutes are what we have to look forward to. If you don’t have six minutes, then do yourself a favor and just watch the first 60 seconds.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kA3WxjplKzo
February 5th, 2009 at 6:43 pm
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Kecalf Bailey says:
Usually it’s a coach having to make up for something a player says before a game (see: LSU-Fla last year), but It might be apropos for the Tennessee players to call the Kiffmeister into a meeting and ask him to stop making comments that could at the very least result in damage to their self-esteem in a few short months.
His mouth is writing checks his team can’t cash. And what was the deal with the Utah comment? Tenn lost to Wyoming last year.
February 5th, 2009 at 7:05 pm
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Wozzo the Wonder Dawg says:
So the Gators are over The Celebration now, right?
February 5th, 2009 at 7:17 pm
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ralph says:
#94 that video is sooo dead on with the Kiffin stuff.
February 5th, 2009 at 7:22 pm
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Not You says:
@87:
And, you know… Alabama…
February 5th, 2009 at 7:23 pm
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JD says:
Kiffykins ran to his daddy and blew up my favorite NFL team so he could pull shit like this?
Fuck that motherfucker. Hard.
February 5th, 2009 at 8:21 pm
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Coop says:
Wow, Florida fans worry me, at least the ones who read EDSBS. Most readers understand that I really do not like Tennessee, but fair enough.
Anyway, sb is my new favorite Gator for lack of reading comprehension. So, zz says shame on Richardson for misleading the public about visiting Tennessee, and I say that is the smart thing to do to keep people off your back, to which zz says, Tennessee is full of liars.
When I remind him of what Meyer was telling everyone under the sun about Tebow, to prove that everyone is basically unethical in the recruiting world, genius sb chimes in to state how anyone who believed that Meyer line was naive.
Of course anyone who believed that was naive, but that was in no way the point. The point was that Meyer will say anything to anyone to get his guy, just like Tennessee would do and does. Here Kiffin ran some misdirection, and boo hoo, Florida was screwed over. But, of course, Meyer knew what was going on, or at least had an idea Richardson was still in play.
Now, Kiffin screwed up in that he did not do his due diligence on the NCAA rules, but he got his guy. Granted, I doubt Richardson will be the driving force that makes this series competitive, again, but it is a start.
So, yeah, Kiffin is getting under the skin of Alabama, Florida, and to a lesser extent LSU and Georgia, but so what?
Something tells me Kiffin was not hired to make any friends in the conference.
February 5th, 2009 at 8:23 pm
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Atticus says:
Kiffin is not getting under anyone’s skin. He is just making matters worse for his players and embarassing fans. Kiffin’s mouth is wrting checks that his team cannot cash. Florida and Alabama will defeat UT handily.
February 5th, 2009 at 9:14 pm
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zzgator says:
Keep telling yourself these things Coop.
And oh yeah…Kiffin didn’t just encourage a kid to lie…he also insulted the integrity of the kid’s hometown. Aaaand…I think he threw another recruit’s grandmother under the bus….and oh yeah…pretended to be a recruit by taking his phone and texting on it to the recruit’s high school coach, I’m sure that high school coach is verrrrry impressed and enjoyed being played as a fool.
Richardson has got to feel great about turning his back on the coaches who built a relationship with him to sign with the coach who just got bitchslapped by the league in front of the entire country.
February 5th, 2009 at 9:22 pm
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Holly says:
I’m sorry, but really? Kiffykins is “making no friends”? We’re not having tea and crumpets, motherfucker.
(SKLM, I guess this puts me in the (c) column. I mean, I’m watching, with great interest, but ain’t nobody know nothin’ yet.)
February 5th, 2009 at 9:45 pm
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Boclive says:
Kiffin without ever coaching a game in the league has now been publicly reprimanded by the 21st century version of Mr. Rodgers.
Slappin’ the bull. If you last eight seconds, you win. After that, the clowns are the only thing between you and the bull.
February 5th, 2009 at 10:00 pm
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Three Days of Orange says:
As a Vol, I feel like we just handed the keys to our dad’s car to that slightly drunk,
slightly crazy cool kid who is really, really, driving too fast for our liking. I’m hanging
on for the ride. Not that Spurrier didn’t slander Kiffin in a similar fashion by falsely
accusing him of a recruiting violation the day of his hire. Not that Meyer and
Saban wouldn’t sacrifice babies or waterboard grandmothers for an edge. Richt is
the only one in the SEC trying to prove that good guys finish first.
“1958 Ferrari 250 GTS California. Less than a hundred were made
It has a market value of $265,000. My father spent three years restoring it.
It is his joy, it is his love, it is his passion.”
“It’s his fault he didn’t lock the garage.”
Don’t worry, the Vols will be here to gloat or take our medicine all fall.
“However, I master the trick just like Nixon
Causin terror, quick damage ya whole era”
February 5th, 2009 at 10:34 pm
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Chas says:
Holly,
It’s one thing to “not make friends.” It’s another thing entirely to throw down punk cards on the rest of the SEC, especially when you inherit a team that has a lot of question marks, to put it mildly. I mean, even Spurrier wasn’t an overt asshole right off the bat at Florida. Admittedly, I sort of admire little Kiffykin’s zest and zeal, but do you as a Vol fan really think that making it a point to piss off Florida and Alabama - and most of the rest of the conference to a lesser extent - is really the best course of action for a team that lost to UCLA and Wyoming en route to not making a bowl game?
February 5th, 2009 at 10:43 pm
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www.southbendblarney.com says:
Kiffin is laying down some smack isn’t he? Nothing wrong with callin’ out other coaches. It just adds to the fun come game day.
February 6th, 2009 at 12:13 am
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Holly says:
Seriously, there’s no possible way I could care less how much he shoots his mouth off. Nobody knows how he’s gonna work out next season, but if he wants to provide us with good television in the meantime, bring it awwwwn, son.
February 6th, 2009 at 12:39 am
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Mr. Pelican Pants says:
……I think it was Plato who said……..you can tell more about a person in an hour of competition than a year of talking…..and that motherfucker just run out of time…….
Holly, hate to break it to you, but Kiffin just went “full retard”….and it wasnt an act….bless his heart……I’ve heard of trying to make a name for yourself in prison by trying to knock out the baddest mofo on the yard, but taking on two? RETARD…no one likes to beat up retards, but if the mofo wont STFU, he will get his buckethead cracked….HARD……repeatedly
February 6th, 2009 at 12:49 am
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Not You says:
@102:
“Not that Spurrier didn’t slander Kiffin in a similar fashion by falsely
accusing him of a recruiting violation the day of his hire.”
If you’re going to get technical, Spurrier asked if Kiffin had committed a recruiting violation by recruiting before he had been certified. A legitimate question, and would have been a violation had Kiffin not had taken the test.
Kiffin, on the other hand, said flat out that Meyer HAD violated a rule. A rule that didn’t exist. And even had it existed, he brags that he hid the visit from Meyer anyway.
Only one of those is slander, from a legal stand point. Guess which one! Go on, guess!
February 6th, 2009 at 1:17 am
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North 2 says:
Scene: SEC Media Days, Urban Meyer’s session
Meyer: You ready to be fucked, man? I see you rolled your way into the SEC. Dios mio, man. Charlie and me, we’re gonna fuck you up.
Kiffykin: Yeah, well, you know, that’s just, like, your opinion, man.
Meyer: Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a Tampa Cover 2 out on the field, I’ll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and push the kill button on the Tebot until he goes “click.”
February 6th, 2009 at 2:36 am
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ALGator says:
@108 - *applause*
February 6th, 2009 at 8:26 am
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der schatten says:
@ Not You
And, guess what, I think at this point Meyer has met the republication requirements
February 6th, 2009 at 9:00 am
114
Lame Kiffin says:
“I’ve got another thing coming” is what this shit bag wakes up to every morning
February 6th, 2009 at 10:42 am
115
Coop says:
Wow, Holly and I are on the same page. Amazing.
Truth be told, I hate Tennessee. However, I like the direction they are going in. It is about time they stood up for themselves.
February 6th, 2009 at 10:59 am
116
Urban Meyer as Ari Gold says:
You know what other class I took at Miami of Ohio? Coaching ethics. I don’t steal other people’s motherfucking recruits. But in YOUR case, I am going to make an exception! I’m going to take everyone! Your 3-star bench riders, your JUCO transfers. When I’m done with you you’ll be coaching in East Jesus Nowhere. You need Ray Ray the half-retarded defensive tackle, call Lane Kiffuck. The lightweight recruit stealing fuck face. (Takes a sip of Lane’s drink:) That’s awful. Now, where’s my boy Timmy Tebow?!
February 6th, 2009 at 11:07 am
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Sean Rash says:
I heard Lame was bringing Pat Scummit in to coach too coach the male cheerleaders, morale has been down
in ole rocky top,but daddy is gonna save the day
“Im Gonna make you the next Reggie Bush”
February 6th, 2009 at 12:06 pm
118
Nick Stephens says:
Uhh, coach ? I know you’ve been busy recruiting and all, and you haven’t watched any of our game tapes yet, so please STFU. Coach, we lost to Auburn last year, that’s how bad it was. And now you’ve got Brandon Spikes and Rolando McClain betting on who can break me up the worst. Please, I beg you, stop now, or I’m letting Crompton start again. Thanks.
February 6th, 2009 at 1:02 pm
119
Sean F says:
Where’s the hello Kiffin t-shirt already?
February 6th, 2009 at 2:32 pm
120
'SotaVol says:
Sean F -
Nicely done. Thanks for flushing the crank down the toilet and reminding us that this is supposed to be fun.
February 6th, 2009 at 10:36 pm
121
My Eskimo Friend says:
Speaking of fun, it’s fun to hate the Vols. It’s gonna be fun to hate Kiffin. I’ve missed hating the Vols over the last four years or so.
God, this is refreshing.
Here’s hoping Meyer takes a “punt on 3rd down” strategy on 9/19. Laugh-fucking-riot, I tell ya.
February 7th, 2009 at 3:27 am