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ROLLLLLLLLLLLLLL MUTHAFUCKINNNN TIDEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Comment by haybeav — December 6, 2025 @ 4:05 pm
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Anyone else surprised the combined dark auras of Saban and Meyer haven’t opened up at least one portal to the Underworld yet?
Comment by poguemahone — December 6, 2025 @ 4:09 pm
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I want to be able to replay multiple compound fractures on Youtube tomorrow.
Comment by Bobby Decatur — December 6, 2025 @ 4:10 pm
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David Garrard for Zaxby’s…that explains a lot…
Comment by OrangeGator — December 6, 2025 @ 4:11 pm
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WOW, did the Gators not look completely cool and confident coming out on to the field? They didn’t look lax and they didn’t look hyped. They looked focused and ready to take care of bitness!
Comment by dAndy — December 6, 2025 @ 4:13 pm
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To everyone who says we need a playoff, look at the top 4 of BCS. AL and UF are the one and 4 seeds and OU and TX would’ve been 3 and 4. If TX had been invited had been picked over OU we’d have had the first 4 team BCS play off.
Comment by RickMuscles — December 6, 2025 @ 4:15 pm
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Have you ever tried to explain to a non-northerner exactly what “Zaxby’s” is? It’s not as easy as you’d think
Comment by haybeav — December 6, 2025 @ 4:15 pm
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My TV blew its final analog tube last night. I rushed to Best Buy this morning and pretty much stole a Sony Bravia unit + home theater for $700, and I got it plugged in in time for Bama-Florida and our favorite crazy uncles.
Ahhhhhhhhh.
Comment by Signal to Noise — December 6, 2025 @ 4:16 pm
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Kudos to Bama’s #15 for holding on after that hit. WOW.
Comment by A Clean Kick to the Facemask — December 6, 2025 @ 4:17 pm
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I’m not pyschic or anything, but TD Tebow!!
Comment by dAndy — December 6, 2025 @ 4:20 pm
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STOOPID!
Comment by dAndy — December 6, 2025 @ 4:23 pm
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To hell with Florida. Wheezened, leather-backed, drunken cousin-fucking jock-sniffers. Their coach is Satan’s kid brother and their quarterback is a mono-browed God-botherer who, if he actually gets drafted, is going to be a backup guard in the NFL.
Comment by Harris — December 6, 2025 @ 4:24 pm
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Well, that was difficult….
…like butta
….wait, what channel is this game on?
C ‘mon
B ama
S ay uncle
Comment by Mich-Placed Gator — December 6, 2025 @ 4:24 pm
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@ dAndy
Well not exactly ALL Tebow on the TD…
Comment by A Clean Kick to the Facemask — December 6, 2025 @ 4:24 pm
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To hell with Alabama. Bunch of inbred, panty-sniffing sister-fuckers. Their coach is Satan’s favorite son and their quarterback with the stupid hair is going to forgo the NFL to spend more time playing with his My Little Pony Dolls and cruising family reunions.
Comment by Harris — December 6, 2025 @ 4:26 pm
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That was exactly the drive we needed to start the game…feeling less nervous now. Of course, beer helps…
Comment by OrangeGator — December 6, 2025 @ 4:27 pm
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I’ll take it though!
Comment by dAndy — December 6, 2025 @ 4:27 pm
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And by the way, What The Hell?, a game this big and no Live Blog?!
Comment by A Clean Kick to the Facemask — December 6, 2025 @ 4:28 pm
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I don’t think Sara Parker Wilson has seen a defense like Florida’s.
Comment by hookem — December 6, 2025 @ 4:28 pm
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Julio is the truth. That got tied up quick.
Comment by Signal to Noise — December 6, 2025 @ 4:29 pm
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Liveblogs are a pain in the ass and we want to enjoy the game. They will return for the bowls.
Comment by Holly — December 6, 2025 @ 4:29 pm
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After that drive…I think I need to switch to something stronger…
Comment by OrangeGator — December 6, 2025 @ 4:31 pm
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AL just scored. This is going to be a great game.
/munches popcorn while observing carnage
Comment by softbatch — December 6, 2025 @ 4:31 pm
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ALL HAIL CYBERTIDE AND HIS GLORINESS AWESOMENESS!!!!!
Comment by meatybob — December 6, 2025 @ 4:32 pm
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I don’t know if my heart will be able to handle this game (and I’m only 25)
Comment by haybeav — December 6, 2025 @ 4:34 pm
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Godd job missin the facemask refs…
Comment by A Clean Kick to the Facemask — December 6, 2025 @ 4:35 pm
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Oh, and did everyone hear Knoxville Catholic won state? Because they did. GOD’S ON OUR SIDE.
Comment by Holly — December 6, 2025 @ 4:37 pm
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Zaxby’s = over rated, expensive, and not as good as even KFC, let alone Chic-fil-a, that makes it reputation from a sauce that is just pure salt. And you have to wait. Also oddly, there is not a single one inside the perimeter, which is kinda’ wild.
How’s that for an explanation?
Comment by Brian — December 6, 2025 @ 4:39 pm
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3 and out by Florida. They are mortal.
Comment by haybeav — December 6, 2025 @ 4:39 pm
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Two blocks in the back on that punt return…time for someone to smack the crimson-colored glasses off the ref’s faces
Comment by A Clean Kick to the Facemask — December 6, 2025 @ 4:39 pm
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last AL touchdown. too bad
Comment by RickMuscles — December 6, 2025 @ 4:40 pm
32
USC-UCLA is on, and I’m lovin’ the return to the two Home Jerseys for the game.
Comment by Studley — December 6, 2025 @ 4:43 pm
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No, Uncle Verne, special teams didn’t set that one up, fucking biased-ass refs did.
Comment by OrangeGator — December 6, 2025 @ 4:44 pm
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@30 I’m sure the view of the plays on your TV - which CBS chooses to show you - are much better than that of the guys on the field.
If you’re already whining about calls, the Tide’s already in your head.
Comment by The Agent — December 6, 2025 @ 4:45 pm
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32
There are other games on today besides this one?
Comment by haybeav — December 6, 2025 @ 4:45 pm
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Don’t let this fool you. Alabama has come out flat.
Comment by RickMuscles — December 6, 2025 @ 4:46 pm
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I’ll be…Neuheisel kept to his word and burned a timeout to even things out. Isn’t that special…
Comment by OrangeGator — December 6, 2025 @ 4:46 pm
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Bama’s got the mo right now. UF needs a big play to swing it back!
Comment by dAndy — December 6, 2025 @ 4:47 pm
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Seriously which game is Erin Andrews working today (obviously not the big game on CBS)? If I go a whole Saturday without a glimpse I go into withdrawals.
Comment by BEEEES — December 6, 2025 @ 4:47 pm
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Jams- so good you have to cheat to tackle him.
Comment by Socraticsilence — December 6, 2025 @ 4:47 pm
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WOW - the UCLA receiver caught that shit.
Comment by Studley — December 6, 2025 @ 4:47 pm
42
and UCLA is up 7-0….
Comment by softbatch — December 6, 2025 @ 4:47 pm
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@ OrangeGator: So you mean Neuheisel is a bigger bitch than anyone ever though possible.
Comment by Harris — December 6, 2025 @ 4:48 pm
44
Ugh. Vinnie Chase Sanchez and the inconsistent offense strike again.
Comment by Signal to Noise — December 6, 2025 @ 4:49 pm
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Tricky Ricky!
Comment by Run Up The Score — December 6, 2025 @ 4:49 pm
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C’mon Gators…
Comment by Boatdrinks — December 6, 2025 @ 4:49 pm
47
Jesus. Terrence Cody has man-tits
Comment by sabalo — December 6, 2025 @ 4:50 pm
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Guthrie’s is better than Zaxby’s.
Comment by Hennigan — December 6, 2025 @ 4:50 pm
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If UCLA wins Pretty Rick will die from the equisite exstacy of looking at himself in the mirror.
Comment by marcillac — December 6, 2025 @ 4:50 pm
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OrangeGator @ 37 - Rick told the Referee before the kickoff. Right after the play ended, the ref threw the flag, announced the USC penalty and TO, then the UCLA TO, saying they would run concurrently. Both were 30 Second TO’s.
Comment by Studley — December 6, 2025 @ 4:50 pm
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@Harris - BINGO
Comment by OrangeGator — December 6, 2025 @ 4:51 pm
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Your mom is “ball friendly”, Danielson.
Comment by Run Up The Score — December 6, 2025 @ 4:51 pm
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+1 for Guthrie’s
Comment by Brian — December 6, 2025 @ 4:52 pm
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@Studley - Thanks. I wanted to protect myself from further ACC torture, so I didn’t click over in time for the start.
Comment by OrangeGator — December 6, 2025 @ 4:53 pm
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Terrence Cody already looks tired.
Comment by RickMuscles — December 6, 2025 @ 4:56 pm
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It’ll happen like that again at the start of the Second Half.
Mike Patrick, on the ref’s explanation of the penalty/TO’s: “That was more complicated than the O.J. verdict.”
Comment by Studley — December 6, 2025 @ 4:56 pm
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Urbs: Call timeout and choose “Shed Blocks”. Pleez.
Comment by Grady — December 6, 2025 @ 5:01 pm
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There are no shades of 2006 in the Rose Bowl yet, because Kevin Craft is still 100 times worse than Pat Cowan. He’s gonna have to play out of his head like the 2nd half vs. Tennessee to avoid a pick or two.
Comment by Signal to Noise — December 6, 2025 @ 5:01 pm
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@Studley - Seriously? Both halves?
The NCAA does realize that there are only five people left who have black and white televisions. Oh wait… Never mind…
Comment by OrangeGator — December 6, 2025 @ 5:02 pm
60
In the “Who Cares?” Bowl, Cal 37, UW 0, one minute into the 3rd Quarter.
Comment by Studley — December 6, 2025 @ 5:03 pm
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@OrangeGator - per the NCAA Rules, USC loses one TO per half for the Equipment Violation Penalty. So it will happen right after the 2nd Half Kickoff, and UCLA will call their TO again.
Interesting gesture of the penalty by the ref - right arm behind head.
Comment by Studley — December 6, 2025 @ 5:05 pm
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ummm….must have been the vodka earlier;
but Holy Crap, was that just a “Why yes, I do have a chocolate snackpack in my lunchbox; would you like it?
Comment by Mich-Placed Gator — December 6, 2025 @ 5:06 pm
63
Lee Tiffen thinks Lane Kiffen is a daddy’s boyd
Comment by RickMuscles — December 6, 2025 @ 5:07 pm
64
McKnight walks in for 6.
Comment by Studley — December 6, 2025 @ 5:08 pm
65
Tebow is unstoppable
Comment by rickmuscles — December 6, 2025 @ 5:11 pm
66
“Tebow is unstoppable”
…which is why he just leapt all those defenders on his way into the end zone. (/SARCASM)
Comment by A Clean Kick to the Facemask — December 6, 2025 @ 5:14 pm
67
Hahaha, oh man. Thirty-five yard mistake.
Comment by Josh — December 6, 2025 @ 5:15 pm
68
Golf clap for Arenas
Comment by Grady — December 6, 2025 @ 5:15 pm
69
Damian Williams is a MEAST.
Comment by Signal to Noise — December 6, 2025 @ 5:18 pm
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UF is taking the fight to AL. AL will shut down in the second half after the hits they’re taking.
Comment by RickMuscles — December 6, 2025 @ 5:18 pm
71
USC now up 14-7.
Comment by Studley — December 6, 2025 @ 5:18 pm
72
I wish this game would last forever.
Comment by haybeav — December 6, 2025 @ 5:18 pm
73
I wonder If I can make it to Guthrie’s on Chamble Dunwoody and back during half-time?
Comment by bobafet7 — December 6, 2025 @ 5:20 pm
74
50% of children born in the late 90s must’ve been named Brandon
Comment by RickMuscles — December 6, 2025 @ 5:23 pm
75
Jesus Christ, Rey. We know you want another QB scalp, but could you at least hold up?
Comment by Signal to Noise — December 6, 2025 @ 5:23 pm
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Me and Rolando McClain are reppin’ the 256 well.
Comment by RickMuscles — December 6, 2025 @ 5:24 pm
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Should I call my acutary to reconfigure my life expectancy?
Great googily moogily
Comment by Grady — December 6, 2025 @ 5:26 pm
78
Whoa Nelly, we got ourselves a slobberknocker!!!!!
Comment by Raycom Roy — December 6, 2025 @ 5:27 pm
79
PUNT BLOCKIN’, SC-style.
Comment by Signal to Noise — December 6, 2025 @ 5:33 pm
80
Mr. Best has 311 yards rushing, just over halfway in the Goodbye Ty game.
Comment by BadgerMan — December 6, 2025 @ 5:33 pm
81
My God, I can’t believe CBS just used the Joe Paterno BRAINS photo in the answer to the AFLAC trivia question. Holy shit.
Comment by Run Up The Score — December 6, 2025 @ 5:34 pm
82
I guess “interesting tactical decision” is Verne-speak for “sheer stupidity.”
Comment by Josh — December 6, 2025 @ 5:36 pm
83
its over. UF has broken this game over. Bama’s done in the second half.
Comment by RickMuscles — December 6, 2025 @ 5:36 pm
84
Incredible INT for UCLA.
Comment by Harris — December 6, 2025 @ 5:38 pm
85
Cal *YAWN* 45, UW 7 after three.
Comment by Studley — December 6, 2025 @ 5:40 pm
86
And THIS is why you shouldn’t let girls go to college.
Comment by Holly — December 6, 2025 @ 5:40 pm
87
Someone get a vidcap of that still photographer on the sidelines right next to the Norris INT in the UCLA game, please. (@9:54 2nd qtr)
Comment by BadgerMan — December 6, 2025 @ 5:41 pm
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Harris, I still can’t believe Norris kept his foot in. Good play for him after getting burned by both Turner and Williams so far today.
Comment by Signal to Noise — December 6, 2025 @ 5:42 pm
89
Are those real Refs they use for that Dr. Pepper thing?
Comment by haybeav — December 6, 2025 @ 5:42 pm
90
I believe Song Girls are a good reason we should let girls go to college.
Comment by BadgerMan — December 6, 2025 @ 5:44 pm
91
Need to rush the kitchen at a Red Mobster to see if they really have a wood-fire grill…
Comment by A Clean Kick to the Facemask — December 6, 2025 @ 5:44 pm
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@91 — I was saying that to my sister last week…there is no fucking way they have a wood fired grill. Not a chance.
Comment by Brian — December 6, 2025 @ 5:48 pm
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@ Brian
Actually scared the wifey when I first saw that commercial, was 7 or 8 Yuenglings in and screamed BULLSHIT while sitting next to her on the couch.
Comment by A Clean Kick to the Facemask — December 6, 2025 @ 5:52 pm
94
Joe Pa: “The BCS,or the BSC?”
BWAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAHAAAAAA!
Comment by A Clean Kick to the Facemask — December 6, 2025 @ 5:56 pm
95
Who the hell dressed Archie Manning?
Comment by lola — December 6, 2025 @ 5:57 pm
96
@93
I wish they sold Yuengling in St. Louis.
Comment by haybeav — December 6, 2025 @ 5:57 pm
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Is this montage music from something in particular, or did they just recycle John Williams?
Comment by softbatch — December 6, 2025 @ 5:57 pm
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@ haybeav
No Yuengling in St. Louis?! And yet we can get it in the dirty South…Some law that prevents it from being sold west of the Mississippi?
Comment by A Clean Kick to the Facemask — December 6, 2025 @ 6:01 pm
99
I just had to look up if anyone did the research to call bullshit on the grills. Not that I’ll be going to Red Lobster ever, but apparently they are actual wood grills, and they burn soaked oak wood. Go figure. Its still an abomination to grill a lobster.
Steam it 20 mins and serve with clarified butter and corn on the cobb.
Comment by Brian — December 6, 2025 @ 6:01 pm
100
Saban is the first coach I’ve noticed that actually looks into the camera when they interview him.
Comment by Brian — December 6, 2025 @ 6:03 pm
101
And oh yeah, haybeav, I’m sorry about the Yuengling deprivation. I wouldn’t wish that on anyone, even a Bama fan.
Comment by A Clean Kick to the Facemask — December 6, 2025 @ 6:04 pm
102
@Brian - I first noticed that when he was at LSU. I still get a kick out of it, thinking that he’s practicing for a TV analyst job someday.
Comment by Studley — December 6, 2025 @ 6:06 pm
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@ 100
FYI, He’s talking to me.
Comment by haybeav — December 6, 2025 @ 6:08 pm
104
#100: It’s because he can relate more to a camera than a human being.
Comment by Grady — December 6, 2025 @ 6:08 pm
105
Hmm…untapped market? Do deaf chicks have lower standards? Also you dont have to listen to them whine. That guy could be on to something here. Thanks Kay Jewlers.
Comment by Brian — December 6, 2025 @ 6:09 pm
106
@Brian - But he went to Kay! Soon Holly will be lecturing us about shopping at mall jewelry stores…
Comment by OrangeGator — December 6, 2025 @ 6:10 pm
107
Julio Jones’ leg strength is MUCH.
Comment by Orson Swindle — December 6, 2025 @ 6:12 pm
108
The question then becomes…how do you hit on a deaf girl. Id pretty much be down to winking, pointing at her, then me, then her and then doing the ole’ bj hand gesture and hoping for the best. how classy.
Comment by Brian — December 6, 2025 @ 6:14 pm
109
holy crap, Julio made another nice catch.
Comment by Signal to Noise — December 6, 2025 @ 6:14 pm
110
I heart JULIO!!!!!
Comment by haybeav — December 6, 2025 @ 6:15 pm
111
Maybe I jinxed things by telling my Florida friend that Julio Jones didn’t get any more activity after the pass in the First Quarter.
Oh, and Cal-UW has finally mercifully ended. 48-7.
Comment by Studley — December 6, 2025 @ 6:16 pm
112
He’s a Handcatcher, dream maker, love taker.
Don’t you mess around … no no no.
Comment by BadgerMan — December 6, 2025 @ 6:18 pm
113
Look, your girlfriends are already dealing with you. They deserve something better for their troubles.
Comment by Holly — December 6, 2025 @ 6:18 pm
114
Sure took ‘em long enough, jeez…
Comment by MattRad — December 6, 2025 @ 6:22 pm
115
@ Brian, 108:
Hey, maybe that’s what the Oklahoma St kid was doing in this video — he wasn’t mad at his team, he was hitting on some deaf girl (or guy, what do I know?) off-camera!
https://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2008/11/30/nice-idea-poor-handtongue-coordination/
Comment by HOSS — December 6, 2025 @ 6:23 pm
116
15 plays, 92 yards. Nuff Said
Comment by haybeav — December 6, 2025 @ 6:24 pm
117
Muscular drive by the Tide. Alabama, btw, has more tickets because, being Alabama, they get first right of refusal on 30,000 tix for the game. Thus the split in the stands, which is way, way obvious from here.
Comment by Orson Swindle — December 6, 2025 @ 6:26 pm
118
Yea, mall jewelry is shit. But us guys will make a pact with you women. Kindly stop browsing Tiffany’s catalogs for fun. So lame.
Comment by Brian — December 6, 2025 @ 6:26 pm
119
@Holly - This is why I’m constantly disappointed in my mom for accompanying dad to places like Kay…
Comment by OrangeGator — December 6, 2025 @ 6:27 pm
120
Verne, dropping a “Mount Cody” on the air. Big love, Verne.
Comment by Holly — December 6, 2025 @ 6:29 pm
121
Sigh…an effort only Rian Lindell could be proud of…
Comment by OrangeGator — December 6, 2025 @ 6:31 pm
122
Uh Oh Gators.
Better hope Bama can’t put together another 8 minute TD Drive
Comment by haybeav — December 6, 2025 @ 6:32 pm
123
I’d like to congratulate Bama on an early win tonight. Why worry about playing a hard fought game when you can purchase the officiating into your favor? I have never seen so much holding go uncalled.
Comment by CBGator87 — December 6, 2025 @ 6:33 pm
124
First team to the turn the ball over loses.
Comment by MattRad — December 6, 2025 @ 6:34 pm
125
I love the smell of napalm in the evening….
ahhhh…..apocalypse!!!!
Comment by Terrance Cody — December 6, 2025 @ 6:35 pm
126
Getting ready for USC-UCLA second TO for the Equipment Violation.
Comment by Studley — December 6, 2025 @ 6:37 pm
127
Has anyone noticed that with all of the bickering for a playoff, we’re halfway there, with two de facto semifinals tonight (with mizzou the exception)?
Comment by playitforward — December 6, 2025 @ 6:43 pm
128
4 Fingers in the air
Comment by haybeav — December 6, 2025 @ 6:43 pm
129
USC just dealt the knockout blow to UCLA. 28-7.
Comment by Studley — December 6, 2025 @ 6:44 pm
130
I’ve lost count of how many times I’ve heard the term “de facto semifinal game” today
Comment by haybeav — December 6, 2025 @ 6:47 pm
131
For you foodies, Todd’s Taste of the Town is up next after the break.
Comment by Studley — December 6, 2025 @ 6:52 pm
132
Keep waiting to see the Tebow Jump-Pass…ohhhh, 1st down Gators, maybe we’ll see it now.
Comment by A Clean Kick to the Facemask — December 6, 2025 @ 6:52 pm
133
Or maybe not….
Comment by A Clean Kick to the Facemask — December 6, 2025 @ 6:54 pm
134
Tom Cruise is a Nazi??? That would explain a lot.
Comment by joepadoeshotcoeds — December 6, 2025 @ 6:54 pm
135
damn, this is one good football game
Comment by Raycom Roy — December 6, 2025 @ 6:55 pm
136
that 3rd down face mask was weeeeeeaaaaaak
Comment by Terrance Cody — December 6, 2025 @ 6:55 pm
137
I do believe this calls for a siren.
Comment by Oops Pow Surprise — December 6, 2025 @ 6:56 pm
138
Tom Cruise, a fascist Scientologist, it boggles the mind!
Comment by A Clean Kick to the Facemask — December 6, 2025 @ 6:56 pm
139
Scientific tests show that Frasier has been off the air for over four years.
Sooo sick of that one.
Comment by Cerbera — December 6, 2025 @ 6:56 pm
140
A Mitch Mustain sighting as UCLA just put Sanchez out of the game for one play.
Comment by Studley — December 6, 2025 @ 6:56 pm
141
Game. Is. Killing. Me.
Comment by Orson Swindle — December 6, 2025 @ 6:57 pm
142
Today’s Tast of the Town locale: Yuca’s.
Comment by Studley — December 6, 2025 @ 6:58 pm
143
Bangs? Mussed! Big ups, 49.
Comment by Holly — December 6, 2025 @ 6:59 pm
144
@Orson I KNOW!! Ulcer…growing…stomach…eating…self…
Also, SACK ZOMG.
Comment by MattRad — December 6, 2025 @ 6:59 pm
145
Thank God…now fucking do something with it, Gators!
Comment by OrangeGator — December 6, 2025 @ 6:59 pm
146
Yes, Gary. Nobody has ever called a twist before.
Comment by Harris — December 6, 2025 @ 7:00 pm
147
Oh, that’s funny. The staff at Yuca’s taught Todd some Spanish, but he doesn’t know what he said. And he never asked them what it was, either.
Comment by Studley — December 6, 2025 @ 7:01 pm
148
What happened to the Equipment Penalty at the Rose Bowl?
Comment by OrangeGator — December 6, 2025 @ 7:01 pm
149
how in the hell did Brandon James get up after that hit
Comment by Raycom Roy — December 6, 2025 @ 7:01 pm
150
thanks studley!
Comment by Brian — December 6, 2025 @ 7:02 pm
151
@OrangeGator - I think they forgot about the 2nd Half penalty/TO.
Comment by Studley — December 6, 2025 @ 7:03 pm
152
HA, Maryville loses.
Comment by VolunteerValtrex — December 6, 2025 @ 7:03 pm
153
@VV—shit, really?? HA.
Comment by Holly — December 6, 2025 @ 7:03 pm
154
Awesome blitz pickup on that pass. That might be game.
Comment by Oops Pow Surprise — December 6, 2025 @ 7:05 pm
155
Gary shoulda said STRATEEGERY!
Comment by A Clean Kick to the Facemask — December 6, 2025 @ 7:05 pm
156
My HS arch-rival won their first state championship today, beating the HS of my college roommate and best friend. I owe him a thrashing when next we meet.
Comment by Harris — December 6, 2025 @ 7:06 pm
157
@Studley - In other words, Pac-10 officiating strikes again…
Comment by OrangeGator — December 6, 2025 @ 7:06 pm
158
How can you southerners listen to Lundquist and Danielson every week? I would throw my TV out the window.
Comment by Josh — December 6, 2025 @ 7:06 pm
159
Tebow Smash up the middle for 6.
Comment by Studley — December 6, 2025 @ 7:06 pm
160
If Florida does end up winning…repeat Heisman? Im thinking its definitely going to be close.
Comment by Brian — December 6, 2025 @ 7:07 pm
161
Gators need to CHOMP some time off the clock to seal the deal.
Comment by A Clean Kick to the Facemask — December 6, 2025 @ 7:07 pm
162
@Josh - Listening to Nessler, Griese, and Maguire (even though he is an ex-Bill) was excruciating last week…especially since they can’t fucking tell the difference between the numbers 1, 2, and 3.
Comment by OrangeGator — December 6, 2025 @ 7:08 pm
163
JUMP-PASS! JUMP-PASS!
Comment by A Clean Kick to the Facemask — December 6, 2025 @ 7:08 pm
164
@ Josh - We’re drunk when this game comes on, so it’s amusing.
@ Orange Gator - Exactly. Wonder if they will clear it up later in the game.
My “Tebow Smash” prediction failed, but he just threw it for 6.
Comment by Studley — December 6, 2025 @ 7:09 pm
165
Orson just crapped a pineapple.
Comment by Harris — December 6, 2025 @ 7:09 pm
166
I feel like puking and crying at the same time.
Comment by haybeav — December 6, 2025 @ 7:09 pm
167
Harris: +11
Comment by Studley — December 6, 2025 @ 7:11 pm
168
Either Orson’s head just exploded or he’s drank so much he’s already passed out!
Comment by A Clean Kick to the Facemask — December 6, 2025 @ 7:11 pm
169
Arenas needs to show some better judgment on these kickoff returns…
Comment by OrangeGator — December 6, 2025 @ 7:13 pm
170
Do they penalize you if you write obscenities on your eyeblack patches?
Comment by Oops Pow Surprise — December 6, 2025 @ 7:14 pm
171
Studley: Sadly, I can’t take credit. That was Reagan.
Comment by Harris — December 6, 2025 @ 7:14 pm
172
tick…tock…tick…tock
Comment by Grady — December 6, 2025 @ 7:15 pm
173
Check out the Man-Love between Tebow and Cooper!
Comment by A Clean Kick to the Facemask — December 6, 2025 @ 7:15 pm
174
Harris: Nancy?
Comment by Oops Pow Surprise — December 6, 2025 @ 7:16 pm
175
OPS: Heh. No. Ronnie said it after getting some particularly hard-fought legislative victory. Something to screw over minorities and the poor, no doubt.
Comment by Harris — December 6, 2025 @ 7:18 pm
176
Bama - You are the WEAKEST LINK, GOODBYE!
Comment by A Clean Kick to the Facemask — December 6, 2025 @ 7:19 pm
177
@ OPS: Not sure. The refs would have to see it or be told about it by a snitch.
Comment by Studley — December 6, 2025 @ 7:19 pm
178
Ah, that’s the Sarah Jessica Parker Wilson we know best.
Nice pick, Haden.
Comment by Signal to Noise — December 6, 2025 @ 7:19 pm
179
BALLGAME!!
Comment by adub — December 6, 2025 @ 7:19 pm
180
Read JPW’s lips: “What happened?”
Comment by HOSS — December 6, 2025 @ 7:20 pm
181
it’s great to be a Florida Gator
Comment by Raycom Roy — December 6, 2025 @ 7:20 pm
182
Great game… I would take either one of these teams against Oklahoma, since they can both play defense.
Go Gators!!
Comment by baconboy — December 6, 2025 @ 7:21 pm
183
@ Harris: I can’t give the +11 to Ronnie, he won’t be able to use them anyway. So you get them by default.
Comment by Studley — December 6, 2025 @ 7:21 pm
184
And that’ll be all. Keep your strangleable children away from Saban until at least February.
Comment by Oops Pow Surprise — December 6, 2025 @ 7:21 pm
185
Also, does Tebow have some Jebus stuff on his face stickers?
Comment by HOSS — December 6, 2025 @ 7:23 pm
186
That girl feeling her stomach in that shot? Somebody dun got herself in trouble. You think she came to the stadium like that or did Orson’s explosive orgasm do it?
Comment by Harris — December 6, 2025 @ 7:23 pm
187
Well, Studley, if you insist.
Comment by Harris — December 6, 2025 @ 7:25 pm
188
I’m beyond beyond right now.
Comment by Orson Swindle — December 6, 2025 @ 7:26 pm
189
@ HOSS
Thought Tebow always had the Bible verses on his anti-glare strips, looks like something from Phillipians.
Comment by A Clean Kick to the Facemask — December 6, 2025 @ 7:26 pm
190
nice, throw out #63 and #9 and #55 and Tebow,
Comment by joepadoeshotcoeds — December 6, 2025 @ 7:28 pm
191
Congrats, Gators! Now go chomp the Big 12.
Comment by softbatch — December 6, 2025 @ 7:28 pm
192
Jailbait alert
Comment by haybeav — December 6, 2025 @ 7:28 pm
193
Orson, tell me what it’s like to see your team win a hard-fought game with a good opponent. Tell me what it’s like to have team leaders make plays late to power the team to victory.
Comment by Harris — December 6, 2025 @ 7:29 pm
194
Being a Florida Gator? Yeah, yeah it’s not so bad.
Comment by MattRad — December 6, 2025 @ 7:29 pm
195
HE15SMAN performance.
Comment by Mich-Placed Gator — December 6, 2025 @ 7:30 pm
196
Well done, Gators.
Comment by Studley — December 6, 2025 @ 7:31 pm
197
those chicks didn’t look like this one?
http://withleather.uproxx.com/?p=3400
Comment by joepadoeshotcoeds — December 6, 2025 @ 7:31 pm
198
Tebow is so unashamedley…CHRISTIAN!
One more thing to admire about him.
Comment by A Clean Kick to the Facemask — December 6, 2025 @ 7:32 pm
199
All in all, Great game. Definitely lived up to the hype.
Having said that, much respect to the Gators. They were as good as advertised and Tebow should win a second Heisman, especially after the game tonight.
As a Tide fan, I honestly thought we had a chance to win this game, but Florida proved to be the better team. Hopefully they go on to beat down whoever they play in the NCG.
A couple words of warning: Bama is most certainly for real and will be even better next year.
Comment by haybeav — December 6, 2025 @ 7:34 pm
200
It’s GREAT to be a FLORIDA GATOR!!! Saying it’s GREAT to be a FLORIDA GATOR!!!! TIME TO GO RIOT ON UNIVERSITY AVE!!!!!!!!
Comment by Gainesville Gator — December 6, 2025 @ 7:36 pm
201
Either Verne or Gary mentioned earlier during the game that Meyer’s daughter Nikki is going to Georgia Tech on a volleyball scholarship.
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSS!
Comment by A Clean Kick to the Facemask — December 6, 2025 @ 7:37 pm
202
I was leaning toward Bradford in my pretend Heisman vote, but the lure of Tebow has won me over.
Uncle Verne is right, if Florida wins the national championship, Tebow’s post Ole Miss statement will go down as one of the top moments in college football history.
Comment by John — December 6, 2025 @ 7:38 pm
203
@Orson - So am I…that just came out of nowhere for me, especially after that lackluster 3rd quarter.
Comment by OrangeGator — December 6, 2025 @ 7:38 pm
204
VANDERBILT GRADS STILL MAKE MORE MONEY
Comment by 3L Over the Line, Sweet Jesus — December 6, 2025 @ 7:38 pm
205
Bring on Stoops! We’ve got Strong since he left.
Go Gators!
Comment by GatorSeoul — December 6, 2025 @ 7:40 pm
206
GO GATORS!!!
Comment by Thursday Night Upset — December 6, 2025 @ 7:42 pm
207
To back up #199,
Great game Gators….Tebow was just fantastic. the whole team really fires on all cylinders under Meyer.
That said, I am more than happy to go 12-1 and get to the SEC championship game for the first time since 1999. Enjor Gator fans…get drunk at get arrested to your heart’s delight…ya earned it!
tc
Comment by Terrance Cody — December 6, 2025 @ 7:42 pm
208
And THAT kids, is how you host a conference championship game.
Comment by Brian — December 6, 2025 @ 7:42 pm
209
3L @ 204 - that sounds like a desparate cry for help. Just sayin’.
Comment by Studley — December 6, 2025 @ 7:44 pm
210
Damn, one hell of a game.
Coffee is a beast of a back.
Comment by Chasgator — December 6, 2025 @ 7:44 pm
211
I am embarassed and sickened and generally fucking pissed about all of the Alabama fans that left the game before seeing the team off the field. What a great way to thank a team that went 12-1. Roll damn tide!
Comment by Mrs. Saban — December 6, 2025 @ 7:49 pm
212
Tebow is awesome…carried the Gators on his back tonight.
That being said…as an Alabama fan, fuck y’all
Comment by sandman227 — December 6, 2025 @ 7:50 pm
213
The Football Monopoly In Los Angeles Is Officially Extended For Another Year.
My guess is that the UCLA staff who conceived and put that ad into play will be unemployed on Monday.
Comment by Studley — December 6, 2025 @ 7:53 pm
214
Bwahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhaha
12-0 and nothing to show.
Alabama = Ball State of the SEC.
Comment by Brandon Cox's Vagina — December 6, 2025 @ 7:56 pm
215
I love the taste of Alabama tears in the evening….tastes. like. victory.
Comment by Brian O'Blivion — December 6, 2025 @ 8:00 pm
216
C’mon LSUfreek, we need a Flash animation with Saban in it. Don’t let us down!
Comment by A Clean Kick to the Facemask — December 6, 2025 @ 8:03 pm
217
Flying from venue to venue, its…
Kirk “Gulfstream V” Herbstreit
Comment by Brian — December 6, 2025 @ 8:04 pm
218
Alabama’s roll: slowed. Gators opened a can of Drank on ‘em
Comment by swampchomp — December 6, 2025 @ 8:08 pm
219
I love watching the SEC championship when my team isn’t involved…you just have to root for the best team.
And, they won…so, it’s all good.
I have to ask, then, why is the #1 team in the country the clear underdog going into a game…any game…much less a conference championship?
Doesn’t that, in and of itself, show that there’s something wrong…terribly wrong…with the BCS computers…are they running on Vista, or what?
Comment by DawgBoy — December 6, 2025 @ 8:13 pm
220
ole miss says you’re welcome, tim tebow.
Comment by down in dixie — December 6, 2025 @ 8:16 pm
221
Houston Nutt - concerning that pay raise and contract extension you just got……You’re welcome.
Sincerely, Florida Gators
Comment by hobeg8r — December 6, 2025 @ 8:30 pm
222
studley at 209 - go fuck ya’self
Comment by 3L over the line, sweet jesus — December 7, 2025 @ 3:40 am
223
ARP?
Comment by Studley — December 7, 2025 @ 8:31 am
224
That was a great game last night and I really enjoyed it. As much as I hate UF, it was a releif that I don’t have to listen a Bamer relate brag on and on all year long. Win, win for me.
I’m just sad that my team didn’t get to celebrate the Georgia Dome’s new Red and Black color scheme with an SEC Championship, but that’s what happens when you aren’t interested in tackling.
Fuck all ya’ll.
Comment by Gen. Stoopnagle — December 7, 2025 @ 11:02 am