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December 6, 2025

DOCTOR TEBOW…

…is in.

Screw your “Heisman.” We shall take the prescription of victory, and it will be enough for all of us, Dr. Tebow included. (HT: Caroline, who rules.)

Filed under: Blog Buddies, Coaches, the BCS, scandals, arrests, and other eccentri, College football, Tebow is an exception to rules by Orson Swindle

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HAHHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
WE MADE THE SPREAD!!!!!!!
Go G8rs I’m abnoxiously happy and drunk right now!!!!!!!!

Comment by BurritoBrosShits — December 6, 2025 @ 8:26 pm
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Take the LSAT, watch this shit, I could have failed an I’d be happyr!!!!!

Comment by BurritoBrosShits — December 6, 2025 @ 8:27 pm
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YEEEEAAAHHH! My hour on Photoshop was not in vain. Thanks, Orson!

Next up, one of him sandwiched by Catherine Zeta-Jones and Michael Buble.

Comment by Caroline — December 6, 2025 @ 8:27 pm
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Tebow might have won the Heisman today, and so far, Bradford appears to be losing it tonight.

GO MIZZOU!!

Comment by Mich-Placed Gator — December 6, 2025 @ 8:40 pm
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Ah yes…..the same Pussy who could not gain one yard against my Ole Miss….

Congrats, Timmay

Comment by colonel rebel — December 6, 2025 @ 8:41 pm
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Colonel Reb-

Enjoy your visit to the Cotton Bowl. We’ll drink a mojito in your honor in MEE-AHHH-MEEE.

Comment by Orson Swindle — December 6, 2025 @ 8:55 pm
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Orson,

Where’s the sign up sheet for the EDSBS officially sanctioned MNC game tailgate?

Comment by Schnelly-Ade — December 6, 2025 @ 9:04 pm
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Congrats Gators,
Bama PROCESSED w/o Harvin playing. Goood luck in MNC game.

Comment by Dr. Ed xyzphd — December 6, 2025 @ 9:08 pm
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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Comment by MrRedDevil — December 6, 2025 @ 9:09 pm
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orson, where’s the fourth quarter update on TSB?

BBShitz, do not, and I can’t mean this any more as i sit here sober after the best win of my gator life because i have to study for exams, do not go to law school.

LET’S GO GATORS!!!!!

Comment by mike — December 6, 2025 @ 9:11 pm
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Good Game Swindle….I knew the QB play would be the difference…..make Harvin and Tebow go pro…..

We WILL see you next year.

Comment by Mr. Pelican Pants — December 6, 2025 @ 9:13 pm
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Your summary is here. Tim Tebow is a glorified fullback who cannot pass or win a big game.

Comment by Orson Swindle — December 6, 2025 @ 9:16 pm
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Gators won, nice game (except for the cheap shot Nole-like exchange on the final play).

For the legion of gold-chained, hair-gelled, jorts-sporting clowns claiming “we’ll hang 50 on Bammer!”, you can kiss my Sugar Bowl-attending ass. You got all the game you wanted and then some.

You’d better beat OU (or UT) in my favorite third-world country (Miami).

Comment by The Tusk — December 6, 2025 @ 9:19 pm
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Congrats to the Gators. I’m still so proud of the way the Tide played this year and this game. Good luck in the MNC game. I’ll be pulling for you guys.

Comment by murph — December 6, 2025 @ 9:20 pm
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Thank you, Florida. Texas to the MNC title game.

Comment by bevo — December 6, 2025 @ 9:21 pm
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Ah well. Good game Gators. Now win the next one or don’t bother coming back. Our honor as a conference rides on the strong arm of the Redneck Mohel.

Comment by Vandy J — December 6, 2025 @ 9:25 pm
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Nick Saban is 2-4 vs Florida, with the 2 wins coming against Ron Zook. I’d pay 4 million for that.

12-0, and nothing to show. First team to run the table and get spanked in the SECCG, against an opponent who was without one of their best offensive players and 2 D-linemen.

But hey, you’ve got the Fulmer Cup.

Comment by NewAZTiger — December 6, 2025 @ 9:26 pm
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Go Gators… FUCK ALABAMA!!! Hah HAH!!!!!!

Comment by ALGator — December 6, 2025 @ 9:28 pm
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Good, Saban wasn’t welcome here anyway.

Miami Hates Saban

Comment by The Residents of Miami — December 6, 2025 @ 9:34 pm
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lets see tebow in 5 years before saying he can pass… that ignorant fundamentalist will be either a nfl scout team tight end or he’ll be in bangladesh wiping childrens asses because he believes in the great pink teddy bear in the sky, jesus, etc…

Comment by mat — December 6, 2025 @ 9:39 pm
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With this loss, Alabama loses it’s shot at the unprecedented Treble (Fulmer Cup, SEC, BCS).

As for Dr. Tebow, he’ll have plenty of other practicing amateur doctors in South Florida to share his knowledge with.

Comment by bj — December 6, 2025 @ 9:40 pm
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NewAZTiger @ 17 - You just paid $5.1MM for 5-7. I’ll take the bargain we made.

Thanks for providing the textbook example of the Auburn bitch mentality, though. I don’t see enough of that living in New England.

Comment by The Tusk — December 6, 2025 @ 9:40 pm
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its nice when you get a bullshit grounding no-call to continue a drive- bama would beat florida 7out of 10 times…suck my dick

Comment by matt — December 6, 2025 @ 9:40 pm
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#17 36-0
#18 you sir, are an ideal representative of central Florida

Comment by jimzx — December 6, 2025 @ 9:41 pm
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#20 Auburn isn’t Florida’s Bitch, but Alabama is.

Oh, and you only beat us when we’re down.

Comment by NewAZTiger — December 6, 2025 @ 9:49 pm
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Advertisement on the web site right under pic of Tim Tebow…”Help Trojan donate 1,000,000 condoms.” — Clearly these are all for Tim Tebow, you know, if he did that kind of thing.

Comment by Brian — December 6, 2025 @ 9:52 pm
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I’m surprised that the commentary was even intelligible, what, with Tebow’s dick in their mouths the whole game… I hate CBS games

Comment by pfingers — December 6, 2025 @ 9:53 pm
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I am of the opinion that missouri is not good at the game of football.

Comment by THETexasStateUniversity — December 6, 2025 @ 9:56 pm
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#23 “you only beat us when we’re down”
Correction: “you gave us a horrible beatdown”
36-0

Comment by jimzx — December 6, 2025 @ 9:56 pm
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If 12-1 is a “nothing to show” season, I hate to think what a 5-7 would be considered.

Comment by haybeav — December 6, 2025 @ 9:58 pm
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@25 LOL. To think that Chase was actually a candidate for the Heisman. Jebus.

Comment by bevonyc — December 6, 2025 @ 10:00 pm
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Congrats gators.

I’ll have to console myself with the thought that if Tebow had come to Bama, we may still have Shula, wasting his talent.

Conversely, I wonder where Urban would be without him. I have to hope that y’all will suck once he goes

Now please get Tebow the fuck out of college football. I can’t take any more of him.

As for AZTiger, brace yourself, you don’t have Shula to kick around any more.

Comment by bamb_buck — December 6, 2025 @ 10:04 pm
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#21 - you are probably right, as long as those 7 games were only 3 quarters long…

Comment by Ltrain — December 6, 2025 @ 10:10 pm
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NewAz - I love it when I’m in the position of defeding a 12-1 team to the fan of team that’s coachless, 5-7 and got bent over to the tune of 36-0 by my team just a week ago…but I’ll do it.

AU was LSU’s bitch, Vandy’s (major LOL) bitch, Arkansas’ bitch, West Virginia’s (LOL) bitch, Ole Miss’ bitch, Georgia’s bitch and Alabama’s bitch this year. If your football team was a porn star, the movie would be “Aubie Bukake”.

Serious LOL to “you only beat us when you’re down”. You must’ve been down a lot in my lifetime. Auburn’s best run in its history against Alabama came during the greatest stretch of turmoil in our history. Otherwise, the series is ours, along with this year’s game.

At least we didn’t go 13-0 and get ignored…

Comment by The Tusk — December 6, 2025 @ 10:11 pm
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Did I just watch the ABC Halftime Show crew claim that Florida should be eliminated because they lost to Ole Miss about 500 points ago? Craig James is a chucklehead.

Comment by GTSteve — December 6, 2025 @ 10:11 pm
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WORST CASE SCENARIO?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!:

After Bama’s loss, they fall to, say, 4. Oklahoma’s ongoing domination leads them to take the #1 spot. Texas gets bumped up 2 because. Florida only goes up to 3, maybe due to factor:GIGGITY, and since it appears to be theoretically possible for two teams from the same conference to end up in the MNC, it’s an OU/Tex rematch for the crystal pineapple, and a Florida/USC consolation prize.

Not that I want it, but the BCS seems to be geared towards absolutely fucking things up as spectacularly as possible, and this appears to be terribly, terribly possible.

Comment by Magic Hobo — December 6, 2025 @ 10:12 pm
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Woohoo I can’t feeelll my arms!!!!! Fire on Ponce and Briarcliff…..

Comment by BurritoBrosShits — December 6, 2025 @ 10:13 pm
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Who is this MC for the Dr. Pepper Throw for College Dough? He can’t stop complaining about the cold and I’m pretty sure he had some purple drank beforehand.

Comment by John — December 6, 2025 @ 10:13 pm
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I think you’ve got that reversed, Matt…how’s that orange and blue hog taste?

Yes, the officials were against you! Yes, the light was in your eyes! I’m sure there was a UF fan controlling the AC and blowing the ball into Haden’s hands there at the end!

It couldn’t be that Bama just got beaten straight up, could it? And without Florida’s best offensive weapon? (Sorry Timmy, I love you but it’s still true….)

Saban’s tears taste like sweet spring water to a man in the desert…

And Matt’s whiny FSU like bitching makes it even sweeter. God, why couldn’t I be at the bar where assholes like you are watching the game?

Comment by Pinto — December 6, 2025 @ 10:14 pm
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Remember in 2004 - when all you Bama fans said that Bama would never be left out of the BCS MNC game if they had the same record as the other competitors?

I laugh. I laugh long and hard. I laugh at you.

Comment by NewAZTiger — December 6, 2025 @ 10:19 pm
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Tusk - no hardware = EPIC FAIL.

Comment by NewAZTiger — December 6, 2025 @ 10:21 pm
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<3 the return of a true bama-auburn threadjack…hate is a real man’s hotsauce of choice

Comment by swampchomp — December 6, 2025 @ 10:24 pm
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Big congrats to the Gators ! That was a great performance from you guys. Bring home the title !

As for NAZT, good luck in your bowl, too. Oops, awkward !

Comment by BamaCPA — December 6, 2025 @ 10:32 pm
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Anybody cheering for a playoff should be hoping that Mack Brown is persuading the hell out of voters to somehow use some monkey logic to cause an OU/UT national title game. Riots might literally ensue, hell if I was a voter and I wanted a playoff I’d do my part to make it happen. I’d actually cheer for that to happen if I didn’t want Florida to win the national title so I can pretend like Miami being the only team to hold the national championship Gators under 30 is some awesome achievement that lead to great 2009 success.

Comment by Rawk — December 6, 2025 @ 10:33 pm
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The only 14-0 National Champion is still in tact…thank you Gators.

The thing that really pops out at me is that Bama was at 100% strength with no injuries and practically the same starters on the lines the whole season, did not turn the ball over, did not commit any really bad penalties, and yet the Gators, minus the best play maker in the country, still put 31 points on Saban’s defense.

I mentioned it earlier in the week and got blasted, but Bama’s SOS was the worst of all the top 10 BCS teams. They played 5 teams that ranked right up there with Michigan in terms of total offense and scoring offense rankings.

The SEC was down this year, way down, especially the SEC West. I felt that Bama was getting a pass simply because they were 12-0.

I’m just glad we don’t have to hear about how this team is just like the 92′ team for the next 6 weeks and how Saban caused every coach in the country to get fired.

Comment by TAFKatOSUB — December 6, 2025 @ 10:35 pm
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BamaCPA, I thought that Auburn’s seasons were failures if we didn’t beat Bama, and Bama’s seasons were failures if you didn’t win the SEC and/or the MNC.

Looks like the state is full of fail this year. Have fun in your lose-lose bowl game vs the Utes. Hey - that’s Urban Meyer’s old team.

War eGill.

Comment by NewAZTiger — December 6, 2025 @ 10:35 pm
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NewAZTiger @37 - How’s that schadenfreude taste? Good enough to wipe out a 5 and 7 season and getting shut out by your in state rival? Oh and by the way, how’s your new coach working out? Oh wait…

Despite the Auburn bullshit, I couldn’t be more proud of our team. They have come through some of the most difficult times in Alabama’s history and shown what heart and perseverance are all about. Florida played a hell of a game and did what they had to do in the 4th to put it away. I damn well expect you fuckers to kick OU’s ass in Miami.

As far as the championship game. I expect to see this kind of thing for years to come. Roll Tide!

Comment by LineNoise — December 6, 2025 @ 10:40 pm
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TAFKatOSUB, seek therapy. Seriously.

Comment by LineNoise — December 6, 2025 @ 10:43 pm
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Oh, the tears of unfathomable sadness! My-yummy! My-yummy, you guys!

Comment by NewAZTiger — December 6, 2025 @ 10:43 pm
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Apparently missouri thinks they have a right to score touchdowns in this game. Those insolent fools are just giving OU another excuse to hang 70 on them.

Comment by THETexasStateUniversity — December 6, 2025 @ 10:46 pm
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AZBarner is just upset because Bama and Auburn are two programs headed in two VERY different directions.

We’re climbing up the mountain, while the Plainsmen have slipped and are falling off….and it’s a pretty big fall

Comment by haybeav — December 6, 2025 @ 10:53 pm
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#47: Now that you’re at the top and we’re at the bottom, the climb changes. You’ll regress to the mean and we’ll ascend to the mean!

WOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooo Statistics!!!!

Comment by NewAZTiger — December 6, 2025 @ 10:54 pm
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NewAZTiger @45 - how does no bowl game taste when your rival is going to the Sugar Bowl? Year two has us in a BCS game and where are your again?

Comment by LineNoise — December 6, 2025 @ 10:56 pm
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where are YOU again. I no spel gud.

Comment by LineNoise — December 6, 2025 @ 10:58 pm
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#48

As you will soon find out over the course of the next few seasons, we have not stopped climbing.

The top for Auburn might be any bcs-game that isn’t the NCG, but we have hardly reached the summit.

Roll Tide.

Comment by haybeav — December 6, 2025 @ 11:01 pm
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He looks ready to cut up some penises. Great game to relax the LSAT away with though. Particularly when coupled with a bottle of Maker’s…

Comment by SEC Haiku (not Haikuing) — December 6, 2025 @ 11:28 pm
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NewAZTiger,

I have no dog in this fight, in fact I thought that Bama fans who still called Auburn “little brother” even after losing six in a row were friggin’ retarded but considering how young this Crimson Tide team is, next year could be the big year for them. If they win the Sugar, they are guaranteed to be in the 2009 preseason top five.

Comment by John — December 6, 2025 @ 11:29 pm
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I am having a hard time remembering a game in which both teams tackled as well as Bama and UF did tonight.

Disappointing outcome though. I knew I should have held my fingers up a little longer. This one’s on me.

Comment by Kecalf Bailey — December 6, 2025 @ 11:30 pm
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Just think TAFKATOSUB,

If we were just like the Big 10 and didnt have to play for the Conference Championship game, Alabama would be 12-0 and PLAYING for the MNC, sitting back, watching everyone else play….Good luck with Texas…
Good game Florida….lets see, Urban has had at least 4 good recruiting classes, Saban has had 1….cant wait to see a fully stocked Saban roster in 4 yrs, and I am sure we will be facing Florida at least for the next 2 yrs in the SECCG since both teams are very young and talented….We just need a QB…just think where we would be with a Heisman competitive QB? Scary….
New ASS Tiger……Auburn wasnt down, in fact, wasnt Auburn , the same 5-7 ass clowns, supposed to win the West? Hows that fucking spread working for ya? Tubbs fucked ya real good, fucked up your offense, fucked up your season, fucked up your recruiting class AGAIN, and took the $5.1 mill of Colonial money and ran like a lil punk bitch…now you are 3 yrs behind the eight ball and guess what? All our talent, plus many more, is coming back, and the same scrubs you got now, are still there….and the 2 and 3 star recruits you had are jumping off of the Titanic of college programs…..good luck with no bowls for at least the next 3 yrs….The question by Auburn fans 2 yrs ago was “Who would want to coach at Alabama?” I guess you fuckin found out………Now who the fuck wants to coach at Auburn? Against Saban,Meyer,Nutt and Petrino? Now you can live in the past on your 6 wins and now a 7 loss season and the loss of a mediocre coach…..Pre-Saban, was great to be a Auburn Tiger, now how bleak does that future look? If ya want to get an idea of how to win, look at Florida…..get a coach, get a plan, get a QB and learn how to develop players….It will be a long, long time until Auburn is relevant…It took us 2 yrs to get back……and we are back for good….now get your shine box……….
Think about this….this team Saban has will be the LEAST talented team he will coach while at Alabama…and its only gonna get BETTER….
To the Oklahoma fans chanting “We want Florida”….you are gonna get Florida…at Full Strength, and you aint gonna like it…….

Comment by Mr.Pelican Pants — December 6, 2025 @ 11:31 pm
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I predicted 45-10, and at full strength, Florida would have made it would have made it that or worse. Alabama is a pretty good football team with a weak schedule. Of the BCS 1-loss teams, they are tied at the bottom with Texas Tech.

The MNC should be decided in an OU-Texas rematch. Not only are they playing the best football, but they have the best resume. Florida, USC, and Penn State all have 100% equally valid arguments, since they all lost narrowly to 8-4 teams. Texas Tech got shredded by OU, Alabama got handled by a banged up Florida team without their best offensive threat. In a perfect world the BCS should be: 1. Oklahoma 2.Texas 3. Florida 4. Penn State 5. USC 6. Texas Tech 7. Alabama.

Comment by PSUfanNYC — December 6, 2025 @ 11:33 pm
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Oklahoma has crossed sixty, and Brent will no longer have anything to talk about.

Comment by John — December 6, 2025 @ 11:34 pm
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@ 54

Well said, sir.

*Polite golf clap*

Comment by haybeav — December 6, 2025 @ 11:37 pm
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Also, I’m laughing at the whiny bitches over at BON who keep calling Bob Stoops “classless.” I’m with Holly, let never talk about “classy” in reference to college football.

Comment by John — December 6, 2025 @ 11:38 pm
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The thing that bugs me about a OU/Texas rematch is it’s the same shit we heard in 2006 about a OSU-Michigan rematch — “it’ll be the game of the century, they’re the best teams in the world!” Then the Gators snuck in and killed Ohio State.

I’m sure it’d be an awesome game, but it sounds eerily familiar.

Comment by Tim — December 6, 2025 @ 11:40 pm
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PSU in NYC,

I appreciate the fact that you are trying to be logical, but your logic is kinda screwy. UF, USC, and PSU deserve to be ahead of Bama and TTU “since they all lost narrowly to 8-4 teams.”???

Buddy, Bama and TTU lost to 12-1 teams.
Oklahoma, also, had a 10 point loss to a 12-1 team.

Say what you will about the BCS, but the two teams playing the best football in the country RIGHT NOW will be playing for the national title.

Comment by Kecalf Bailey — December 6, 2025 @ 11:45 pm
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Gator fans have to be really pleased that the last thing Lisa Salters told Sam Bradford was, “Good luck with your surgery.”

Comment by JD — December 6, 2025 @ 11:45 pm
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Pelican-

Agreed on the “least” talented team, but next year’s might not be of the 12-0 vintage. I think that ‘10 is your NC year.

As for next year - Can McElroy or whomever match JPW? Does Andre leave? What happens to the OL if he does? I would tend to believe the D will be better, but, as my older cousin who played under Ears Whitworth sed, “Your offense MUST be able to score at least three times every game”. I don’t know what Bama has for 2nd string OL talent, so will admit to some ignorance. Can they score 13-17 points against a solid SEC defense with an inexperienced QB and a possibly depleted OL?

Comment by yoyofutbawl — December 6, 2025 @ 11:51 pm
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Gators vs Sooners

Florida 45
Choklahomo 21

And thats with or without Harvin…..Floridas offense is much like 3 card monty…..you can only get lucky so long before they get hot…..plus Floridas Defense is alot better than the defense Oklahoma puts on the field….they hadnt seen SPEED or execution in the Big 12 from both sides of the ball like they will see…Alabama probaly played the best disiplined ball they have all year, no TO’s, iffy penaltys, and was BARELY out of position on a few passes that Tebow hit, and they had players that made plays, Alabama made 2 mistakes in the kicking game that killed em, catching the ball OUT of bounds, and a FAKE FG?? WTF was that…..Go Gators, kill Stoops….

Comment by Mr.Pelican Pants — December 6, 2025 @ 11:54 pm
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Yoyo,
The only “solid” SEC defense I see next year is gonna be Ole Miss, and Florida….
We will be ok at QB….if Andre goes Pro, which he will, we have a JuCo transfer to plug into it…The one that concerns me is if Cody goes pro, that will change the dynamic of the defense….
http://alabama.rivals.com/cdepthtext.asp?teKey=2
Here is our depth chart…..Caldwell and Marlon Davis are gone, but we get to reload……

Comment by Mr.Pelican Pants — December 7, 2025 @ 12:07 am
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#54 - thanks for letting me piss in your cornflakes.

Comment by NewAZTiger — December 7, 2025 @ 12:07 am
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I’m going as far as Gatlinburg. I’ve got to find her Mr. Tebow, can you make these big wheels burn?

Comment by jswinney — December 7, 2025 @ 12:39 am
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@59
There you go again…bitching and complaining and wanting to have it both ways regarding a conference championship game.

In 2006 the 1. vs. 2. game of Ohio State vs. Michigan was a defacto conference championship game; the winner was set to be the outright conference champion and there was no need for a conference championship game.

On the flip side of your, as usual, half-baked argument do you think Penn State would like to have a conference championship game this year? They only lost one game by one point, just like Florida…what if Penn State had a conference championship game that could propel them into the national championship game? You think they would have liked one in 2005 when, for the second time in 4 years they lost 1 game by 1 point.

Quit your bitching about conference championship games and just take your medicine. You had EVERYTHING going your way going into this game against Florida.

1. 100% healthy team - top to bottom.
2. 5-year starting quarterback that has set every record at Alabama.
3. The best 3rd down defense in the country
4. The best defensive coach in the country
5. The best OLineman in the country
6. The best DT in the country.
7. A Florida team that was wounded
8. The role of the underdog - which you guys love.

Comment by TAFKatOSUB — December 7, 2025 @ 1:13 am
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Bama was much better than I thought and they have a great team. They can beat any team in the country. Tough loss today.

GO GATORS!

Comment by MrRedDevil — December 7, 2025 @ 1:26 am
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While there is a .0001% chance Texas faces OU in a rematch, even as a Texas fan I would love to see Florida absolutely dickslap Oklahoma all across the field. Because beating them twice in one season would be pretty redundant.

Comment by DJ — December 7, 2025 @ 1:54 am
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Attn. NewAZTiger:

Suck it. The streak is over. Yr coach bailed. Yr program is a wreck. Suck it. RTR

Comment by pfingers — December 7, 2025 @ 2:15 am
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Also, screw it… bring on the Sugar Bowl.

Comment by pfingers — December 7, 2025 @ 2:18 am
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I’m having a Tebow-ner party!

Comment by chaimy4life — December 7, 2025 @ 2:39 am
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NewAzz

Your sorry ass team sucked nearly every dog dick in the conference and you’re talking shit about Alabama? It is obvious who your team uses as a yardstick to measure success by.

Turner Gill= Nick Saban NOT.

Enjoy the holidays home alone.

Comment by MBD — December 7, 2025 @ 2:46 am
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Also (as a Tide fan), let’s see the Gators bring another NC to the SEC. We can wait a little longer to own football again.

Comment by pfingers — December 7, 2025 @ 3:53 am
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My real-time impressions during the game, condensed: “OK great start maybe our offense will overpower their defense; Oh crap here we go; Oh thank God we weathered the storm; Oh crap here they come again; Oh crap they’re wearing us down; Oh crap they look like the better team and we’re running out of-hey we won.”

That was an intense game. Hurray for both Bama and Florida for bringing the awesome in an otherwise shit year for the SEC.

“Be strong and of a good courage, fear not, nor be afraid…for Tebow, He it is that doth go with thee; He will not fail thee, nor forsake thee.”

Comment by TJ — December 7, 2025 @ 7:41 am
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KB @ 65 -

Yeah, the logic breaks down in every scenario. It’s true that Texas Tech and Alabama lost to 12-1 teams, but it’s also clear they weren’t on the level of their opponents in those losses. Alabama lost by 11 despite playing a near-perfect game and Florida without their best offensive player and 2 D-linemen. So who deserves to be ranked higher, the teams that got killed by 12-1 teams or the teams that lost in “fluke” games to solid 8-4 teams?

I guess it all depends on your biases, but if you look at quality wins Alabama clearly comes out at the bottom with their only “big” win over a 9-3 Georgia team ranked #20. USC and Penn State would be next with each winning their conference and getting a win over a Top 10 team - PSU should be higher than USC in any poll based on results against common opponent (Ore State). Texas Tech would be next, and the top 3 would be the same. So I still say the Top 3 would be OU, Texas, UF in that order. The rest of the Top 7 is arguable…

Comment by PSUfanNYC — December 7, 2025 @ 8:06 am
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@79
Do all other 11 SEC teams get to put a NC trophy in their trophy case if Florida wins the NC? Just wondering.

I’m surprised more people are not talking about how much Florida dominated Alabama in the 4th quarter? That was total domination.

Bama gained 1 yard of offense, scored 0 points, and lost the time of possession by 8 minutes. On the flip side, Florida scored 14 points - had there been another minute on the clock probably 21 points - and owned the 4th quarter.

All that without Percy Harvin, their most dynamic and explosive play-maker.

Comment by 7Heisman7NCs — December 7, 2025 @ 8:31 am
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Dear Lord…

Let the shameful taste of being left out of competition for the national title be like crap in the cornflakes of those who deny us a playoff system. Let one university president after another be scolded by rich alumni that their team deserved a shot at winning it all, and let them be shamed in front of their peers and friends. Please allow the calculators of the Mighty Mouse add up the numbers and find them overwhelmingly in favor of a playoff system. And in case none of this makes a difference, please let our upcoming president be so dillusioned as to imagine his team might have a shot at a national championship if they only had such a playoff in place. In the name of the holy trinity (Rockne, Bear, Hayes) Amen

Comment by InsaneCoachPosse — December 7, 2025 @ 8:53 am
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Seems to me you forgot TOsu as a common opponent between PSU and USC.

Irrelevent I guess since the PSU-USC debate will be settled on the field. Hint… USC will be a TD favorite.

Comment by TheReverendNutt — December 7, 2025 @ 9:10 am
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Pelican-

Much thanks, Bammer is much younger than I thought.

Comment by yoyofutbawl — December 7, 2025 @ 9:18 am
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NewASSTigger, Why don’t you sit down & shut the fuck up. Your team got shut out and shut down all year long. Where were you last week? Ho’w that coaching search going? What about that great recruiting class you had going? Remember the 70’s with Barfield? See ya next August. We have an extra month of practice for our guys. How much do you think that will help our Frosh & Sophs?

Comment by EufaulaPete — December 7, 2025 @ 9:21 am
87

#59

You just played a perfect game and still got punked by 11. Bammer is not close to being back.

Comment by bamasux — December 7, 2025 @ 9:36 am
88

Where’s all the hate directed at OK for running up the score, not only last night, but the entire season?

Where’s the cries for Stoops’ head on a platter for being stoopid enough to keep his Heisman winning (potentially) QB on the field the entire game last night, hellbent on hangin’ 60?

There’s NO DOUBT that little record OK set last night is a direct result of the fact that there’s NO DEFENSE to be found in the Big 12.

Florida 44
Oklahoma 24

Comment by Mich-Placed Gator — December 7, 2025 @ 9:50 am
89

Had the good firtune of scoring seats, and was pucker factor 100 the entire game until the final TD. Bama is a very solid team and probably as disciplined as I have seen. Florida’s running game w the quarkbacks DEPENDS on someone being faked out and missing a tackle, and it just did not happen.

Great game, great opponent. Best of luck in the Sugar. AuburnFans rants are misplaced. Your program is headed, at least temporarily, to Skullfuckville. Mind your own shop.

Comment by Hyman Motherfucking Roth — December 7, 2025 @ 10:00 am
90

“firtune” = fortune

“Skullfuckville” = Texarkana

Comment by Hyman Motherfucking Roth — December 7, 2025 @ 10:01 am
91

Yeah, the good doctor is in. Props to Tebow for sure.

Good thing they won’t face Michigan this year.

Comment by elno lewis — December 7, 2025 @ 10:07 am
92

[Congrats] SUB {Gators}

RUN [comment involving my team] REF [past victory over Florida]

EXCISE [current pitiable condition, lesser bowl game]

Comment by Orson Swindle — December 7, 2025 @ 10:20 am
93

Orson,

My thoughts exactly.

Except for the past victory over Fla thing.

Please send tebow back to Africa, I am tired of his full-backness/ unbelievable effectiveness.

Go Bucks, please pull of a miracle by beating UT.

Comment by COB — December 7, 2025 @ 10:29 am
94

Am pleased that inexplicable “sideline warning” penalty was moot. Meyer would have taken this approach to the offending ref, should we have ended up losing:

He lets the last official go.

He waits until his SEC and BCS aspirations are in the ground and then he goes after the rest of the referees.

He kills their kids, he kills their wives, he kills their parents and their parents’ friends.

He burns down the houses they live in and the stores they work in, he kills people that owe them money.

And like that he was gone. Underground. Nobody has ever seen him since.

He becomes a myth, a spook story that coaches tell their kids at night. “Call a sideline infraction on your pop, and Urban Meyer will get you. And no-one ever really believes.

Comment by DHC — December 7, 2025 @ 10:29 am
95

Tim Tebow CAN believe it’s not butter.

Tim Tebow has counted to infinity… twice

Tim Tebow once got Blackjack with one card.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of
animals Tim Tebow allows to live.

When Tim Tebow pisses into the wind, the wind
changes direction!

Every mathematical inequality officially ends
with “< Tim Tebow”.

You can lead a horse to water. Tim Tebow can
make him drink.

Tim Tebow can get McDonald’s breakfast after
10:30.

Superman wears Tim Tebow pj’s to bed.

When God sneezes, angels say, “Tebow Bless
You.”

When Timmy falls into water, he doesn’t get
wet. The water gets Tebowed.

A picture is worth a thousand words. A Timmy
Tebow is worth a billion.

While urinating, Tim Tebow is easily capable
of welding titanium.

Tim Tebow doesn’t read books. He stares
them down until he gets the information
he wants.

Outer space exists because it’s afraid to
be on the same planet with Tim Tebow.

When the boogie man goes to sleep, he
checks his closet for Tim Tebow.

Tim Tebow can touch MC Hammer.

Tim Tebow saved the manatees. Then he stiff
armed them back on the endangered species
list so they wouldn’t get cocky.

Tim Tebow can eat just one Lay’s potato chip.

Tim Tebow has the greatest Poker-Face of
all time. He won the 1993 World Series of
Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a
Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2
of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card
from the game UNO.

Comment by Mich-Placed Gator — December 7, 2025 @ 10:30 am
96

Tebow proved that all the praise he receives is deserving. Alabama is a tough-nosed team that not many teams can handle. Tebow stood tall in the pocket, made physical runs, and hit all the hard throws. I think we - Alabama - are pretty equal to Florida in most areas but the difference was at quarterback and that was all the difference in this game. OU-UF is going to be an amazing game I think…but if we couldn’t stop you guys minus Harvin, OU has no hope with the full-strength Gators offense. If anything, playing Florida should give us a head start for bowl prep if Alabama does indeed play Utah in New Orleans. lol.

Comment by rgw — December 7, 2025 @ 10:35 am
97

Was it me - or did Saban actually appear [swallows hard] gracious in his presser when he said that he wanted UF to bring the NC Trophy back to the SEC?

Comment by hobeg8r — December 7, 2025 @ 10:45 am
98

Saban was actually awesome in his press conference: credited Florida, took the blame himself, understood perfectly where the game turned.

Comment by Orson Swindle — December 7, 2025 @ 10:50 am
99

I still have a Tebowner from last night should I see the Dr.? God I hope the cure isn’t circumcision.

Comment by mike — December 7, 2025 @ 10:51 am
100

@ Orson,

So is the alphabetical just going to be 26 adjectives each accompanied by the picture from the post-UGA game banner?

Comment by TJ — December 7, 2025 @ 11:03 am
101

Orson,

Am I to understand that the “Tebow is an exception to rules” tag gives your readers license to AOLize the comments? I must have missed that memo.

ur teem is the SuXorzzzzzZzz. My team rooLeZ! Whoooo!!11one! Whooooo!!!!

Comment by Tim — December 7, 2025 @ 11:24 am
102

I’d like to get a vote going between which is/was worse.

1. The Tebow = God / Nagurski / greatest player of all time blowjobs that CBS gives us now
or
2. The USC = Perfect / greatest team of all time blowjobs that ESPN gave us in 2004?

Comment by Which_Is_Worse — December 7, 2025 @ 11:35 am
103

With all honesty, I pray to God that you and all uf fans die in a horrible, painful accident you pompous band geek!

Comment by Jay — December 7, 2025 @ 11:41 am
104

Florida fans, I hate to break it to you because I know that you have been living on a wonderful team high, but the SEC is about as down as I have ever seen it this year.

I think it will be YOU who will finally understands what it means to play a great team should you meet OU in the MNC. Sorry, but while UF has many weapons, OU has more on both sides of the ball.

Comment by meg — December 7, 2025 @ 11:56 am
105

God, I hate Tebow. Not only because he appears to be a tool, but because the lemmingentsia on ESPN just cannot stop slurping him.

First of all, I’d like to thank my lord and savior, the newborn, 8 lb, swaddling baby Jesus.

Comment by OhioDawg — December 7, 2025 @ 12:18 pm
106

Meg,
“just OK” has more weapons “on both sides of the ball” than Florida?

hummmm…Cincinnati scores 26, Texas 45 (and beat their ass), Kansas 31, Kansas St 35, Neb 28, Texas A&M 28, and OK St 41.

Excuse me for LMAO at your post and the entire Big 12’s defense-less Defenses.

Comment by Mich-Placed Meg Lover — December 7, 2025 @ 12:21 pm
107

For 103…

Love him or hate him, take a moment to appreciate Tim Tebow.

You may fall into the faction that finds Tim Tebow annoying and saccharin sweet.
How dare he be great at football and be a model citizen? Who does he think he is winning a Heisman as a sophomore and donating his spring break to orphans in the Phillipines?

Let’s face it: He is terrible and boring at interviews. He is always “yes sir” and “no sir” when talking to analyists. He always give credit to God (blah) and his teammates (bleh). He thanks his coaches for their gameplan (ralph) and his linemen for their blocking (wretch). Some have even said that he is a bit of a “wad”.

Where are the arrest records? Where are the pictures of him being anything but a true gentleman?

Where is the drama?

Tebow has done nothing but maintain a 3.7 GPA while leading his team to a SEC title and a National Title game birth.

He already has a Heisman in his back pocket, and he has the balls to go for another? Seriously, who does this guy think he is?

He is Tim Tebow. He has never asked for acolades. He has never asked for praise, only given it to the man upstairs, his teammates and coaches.

Then he lost (technically, the team lost), and he issued a promise to play harder than any player in America.

Since that day he has led his team on an amazing ride. LED his team. The Gators haven’t lost a game since, and have been rolling in their victories. The SEC title against Alabama was the cake, Oklahoma will be the icing.

Last year, Tebow was the first sophomore to ever win the Heisman. He accounted for a boatload of TDs and yards, but failed to win a title.

This year, he may flip that outcome. His numbers are no longer gaudy, but he is leaps and bounds better as a leader of his team. Maybe that is what makes him so special.

He pleads with Urban Meyer to let him be on special teams, he gets in the face of LB Brandon Spikes to fire up the defense, and more than anything, he instills a belief in his teammates that he will NOT fail them.

More important than anything else, he has brought a title back to Gainesville, and has one more on the horizon. Win or lose against Oklahoma, he will probably be back again next year. He is living his childhood dream.

He is living the dream of every college football fan in America. Tebow grew up a Gator fan. He considered Alabama, but his heart wouldn’t let him go there. He had to don the orange and blue.

Do you remember when you were a kid and you used to toss the ball around in the back yard? Who were you tossing TDs for? For me, that pine tree was Neal Anderson. The oak tree was Cris Collinsworth. If I managed to hit the elm, it was a TD to Wes Chandler.

Tebow hit those same trees, along with trees named Reidel Anthony, Ike Hilliard, and Chris Doering.

Remember that kid who took the team’s every loss really, really hard? What if that guy grew into a 240 pound QB with a laser arm but didn’t lose an ounce of passion? That guy would be Tim Tebow.

Now imagine he played for your team.

Still hate him?

He is a once in a lifetime athlete that we should all celebrate, no matter what team you follow.

Comment by Mich-Placed Gator — December 7, 2025 @ 12:25 pm
108

College football is better with guys like Tim Tebow. He is the gold standard when it comes to guys you want leading your team. He is a once-in-a-lifetime person/player. I do think he has a great supporting staff and a lot of weapons around him and I think his throwing mechanics are a little suspect, but both of those things are dwarfed by his heart, leadership, and pure grit. That is one tough dude, mentally, physically, and spiritually.

I think a lot of people hate on Tebow because guys like Danielson just don’t know when to STFU and just watch the guy work. Memo to Danielson and Herby…Tebow doesn’t need you drooling all over him, never asked you do so, and anyone with half a football brain, which isn’t saying much, can see this guy work and doesn’t need him to be compared to Fraizer in order to get it that he’s a great player.

Analyst and broadcasters just need to learn that sometimes it better to just be quiet and enjoy the magic - I think Blackledge does this better than anyone. He says just enough to draw your attention to something, but then lets the scene unfold before you.

There just isn’t a need to drool all over guys like Tebow.

Comment by TAFKatOSUB — December 7, 2025 @ 12:39 pm
109

@102
Heard that song over and over this season, it really has gotten old. OU won’t put more than 21 up on UF without the benefit of 2+ turnovers.

@103
Please read Mich-Placed Gator’s response to your painfully ignorant post repeatedly throughout the course of the day.

“Saban said he was proud of what his team accomplished this season, but was disappointed in the execution on Saturday and that the loss was more about his team’s errors and not the Gators’ play.”

That’s what I read on-line regarding Saban’s comments, fwiw.

Comment by NativeSon — December 7, 2025 @ 12:52 pm
110

Slightly off subject - but now that I have been able to fully relish the victory - I feel compelled to discuss the officiating.

I can forgive the non-calls (late hit out of bounds, holding, etc.) on the theory that the game should not be controlled/managed by the zebras.

But then…then…we get that idiotic stupid 5-yd. penalty (when the Gators were on the Ala. 1 yd. line) for sideline infraction….(called on Urban). it could have been a game-changer. Instead of a sure-fire TD, the Gators might have been forced to settle for a FG try. That could have changed the whole complexion of the game.

I still can’t believe that call.

Comment by hobeg8r — December 7, 2025 @ 1:04 pm
111

107

I hear ya.

I was relatively happy with the officiating all day and the fact that the Refs had pretty much “swallowed their collective whistles”

….but I almost choked on the yummy carnival-style Elephant Ear that I was snacking on when a certain official decided to cough his up.

Like you, I was like “WTF? This penalty is called NOW?”

…it just added to the drama and turned out alright, so we’ll let that official walk…..literally.

Comment by Mich-Placed Gator — December 7, 2025 @ 1:17 pm
112

http://www.usatoday.com/sports/college/football/usatpoll.htm

We’re essentially tied with Oklahoma, but have a decent lead on Texas. Unless I’m confused, if we gain even slightly in the computers and have a bigger lead on Texas in the Harris than in the USA Today, we should be in.

Comment by TJ — December 7, 2025 @ 1:17 pm
113

@ 95

Tim Tebow can suck my cock and balls.

Comment by Jevan Snead — December 7, 2025 @ 1:27 pm
114

@ 82 -

Fine… Then I hope Oklahoma owns Florida. Prick.

Comment by pfingers — December 7, 2025 @ 1:45 pm
115

@104

Um.

Oh, and Texas should be in the Natl Championship Game. They played in a better conference than Florida, their best win is better than Florida’s, their loss is against a better team than Florida’s, and it was away instead of at home. By any rational measure, Texas has had a better season than Florida.

Comment by Josh — December 7, 2025 @ 1:49 pm
116

Mich @ 104 -

I disagree with nothing you said.

Yes, I still hate Tebow.

Comment by Sparrow — December 7, 2025 @ 2:00 pm
117

Josh @ 111 -

Your beef is not with Florida, who is the SEC champion having just knocked off the previously #1 ranked team while missing our leading rusher (Rainey) and receiver (Harvin).

Your beef is with the Big 12 that allowed the BCS rankings to put OU into the Big 12 championship game.

It sucks, but that’s the atrocity of a system that we have and that your conference used to determine the representative of the Big 12 south.

Now go get your shinebox.

Comment by DHC — December 7, 2025 @ 2:11 pm
118

@111

Dear Texas: (a/k/a the team that did NOT play for the Big XII Championship)

So, your school helped to create the playoff rules for the Big XII. Your school knew what the rules were when the season started. It was these same rules that allowed OU to play for the Championship of the Big XII instead of you. I guess renting that plane (with the banner) to fly over the OSU stadium didn’t help, huh? Don’t worry, your conference is going to “review” its procedures next year. Feel better now?

But I get it - it is somehow Florida’s fault…Texas which didn’t win its’ conference championship deserves to play for the National Championship instead of a team which (fairly) won its own division.

In the meantime…please feel free to stop by to see the Trophy in Gainesville (Florida).

Sincerely yours,

The SEC Champion Florida Gators

Comment by hobeg8r — December 7, 2025 @ 2:17 pm
119

@DHK 117

I’m not a TX or a Big 12 fan. Both TX and OK belong in the NCG ahead of Florida. Florida feasted on weak competition in a down SEC this year.

Comment by Josh — December 7, 2025 @ 2:24 pm
120

“Oh, and Texas should be in the Natl Championship Game. They played in a better conference than Florida, their best win is better than Florida’s, their loss is against a better team than Florida’s, and it was away instead of at home. By any rational measure, Texas has had a better season than Florida.” - Josh/115

Josh:

1) No, the Big 12 is not “a better” conference than the SEC. It his 2 good teams - OK, TX, everybody else is mediocre to poor. For the most part it’s overrated.

2) No, TX’s loss was not to a better team than FL’s - hopefully they’ll play in the Cotton Bowl, until then, there’s not one iota of evidence to show that Ole Miss is better/worse than TTech. I think they’re better.

Personally I don’t think TX is better by any measure, but it doesn’t matter, TX didn’t make the cut. Now get your nose off our trophy case, you’re smudging the glass!

Comment by beachgator — December 7, 2025 @ 2:30 pm
121

Josh -

Florida’s strength of schedule is ranked 4th and Texas is close, but inferior at 6th.*

I’m sorry, did you say something about a weak SEC?

Shinebox.

*NCAA rankings as of 12/6/08.

Comment by DHC — December 7, 2025 @ 2:34 pm
122

Wow. Lots of scorn, arguing, hatred, and discussion permeates the College Football world today.

I love it. Please to continue.

Love,

The Bowl Championship Series

Comment by Studley — December 7, 2025 @ 2:45 pm
123

The Florida Gators being hated by fans of other schools? That’s unbelievable! Haha, tOBC prepared us for this kind of stuff years ago. Keep it up, though, because it’s humorous. Just make sure you save some for January 8, 2009.

Comment by BDoc — December 7, 2025 @ 2:46 pm
124

Guys, GUYS calm down! Let’s all come together and celebrate the fact that Douche McFatass and pizza delivery boy extraordinaire Chase Daniel did not win the Heisman this year. I think that this is something we can all be happy about.

Comment by THETexasStateUniversity — December 7, 2025 @ 2:46 pm
125

Josh -

Just as a common courtesy, I wanted to remind you that the next month will consist of publicity of, and exposure for, Urban Meyer and the SEC Champion Florida Gators on a routine basis.

The media overload for the Florida Gators and Tim Tebow will be inexorable.

Thought you might want to know. Now go get that shinebox.

xxxooo

Comment by DHC — December 7, 2025 @ 2:55 pm
126

Josh. Shinebox. Now.

Comment by Mich-Placed Gator — December 7, 2025 @ 3:05 pm
127

Josh -

Don’t bring a knife to a gunfight: The http://www.bcsguru.com site now says Florida is a “near certainty” of making the BCS MNC game.

“GATORS CAN EXHALE NOW

With the release of the USA Today Coaches Poll, it’s become a near certainty that Florida will be in the BCS title game, against Oklahoma, whose place was never in doubt.

The latest poll, with the No. 2-ranked Gators earning 26 first-place votes, puts them 73 points ahead of No. 3 Texas. That was more than the 50-point lead that the Guru forecast the Gators would need. Since Florida was already No. 2 in the Harris poll last week and poised to assume the top ranking, its advantages in the human polls should be insurmountable for Texas to overcome.

More bad news for the Longhorns: Their chances for an AP title also appeared dead after the latest Associated Press Poll puts them No. 3, behind No. 1 Florida and No. 2 Oklahoma. Since these two teams will face each other in the BCS title game, there’s no conceivable scenario for Texas to vault to the top, even with a victory over Ohio State in the Fiesta Bowl.”

Comment by DHC — December 7, 2025 @ 3:32 pm
128

‘Near certainty’? Yeah… that’s what I would want to go all in with considering the BCS’s proud history. I don’t care who gets in as my squad has been out of the discussion for weeks now but you just have to admire the BCS in all of its awesomeness. How the +1 scenario isn’t even getting a sniff is beyond me. Playoffs are, for the long term future, a pipe dream but a +1 could could easily be added without a lot of hassle.

Comment by TheMightyErik — December 7, 2025 @ 4:05 pm
129

Hey Josh,

Come Here. Now.

Comment by Shine Box — December 7, 2025 @ 4:05 pm
130

Wow, you hicks really get riled up when someone suggests another team has a better claim, don’t you? I’m not sure where you quite got the idea I thought Florida wouldn’t play in the MNC game, but you’ve certainly run with it.

Comment by Josh — December 7, 2025 @ 4:12 pm
131

Hicks eh? Classy . . . must think we are from Indiana or something. At any rate, where’s the Harris Poll? It was supposed to be released 15 minutes ago.

Comment by Chuck D — December 7, 2025 @ 4:15 pm
132

We’re not hicks, Josh. We’re rednecks. Happy ones that will be watching their team in the big show. Now go fetch that shinebox, son.

Comment by Wolf — December 7, 2025 @ 4:20 pm
133

Plenty of people saying Alabama played a “near-perfect game.” Wtf game did you watch? Marquis Johnson was terrible, Arenas’ catch, faking a FG when we should have just run a play with the offense, JPW generally sucking, no red zone D, and other screwups were plenty. Up 20-17 the team just went into 30-minute (real time) brain fart. This was not a high quality game by the O, D, or (especially) special teams.

Comment by rtr — December 7, 2025 @ 4:33 pm
134

JOSH!

JOSH!

WHERE ARE YOU JOSH?

JOSH!

JOSH?

Comment by Mr. Shine E. Box — December 7, 2025 @ 4:58 pm
135

@139
Did you ever consider that perhaps that was as good as they could play? No game is mistake-free. Maybe, just maybe, UF’s red zone O is simply better than UA’s red zone D. And JPW played as he has the entire season. He was never going to win the game for you - surely you weren’t counting on that, were you?

Bama ran and ran and ran just as everyone said they would. Problem is, the slow, plodding drives burned the entire 3rd qtr. to get a 3 pt. lead. Too much running, not enough scoring.

Comment by NativeSon — December 7, 2025 @ 6:00 pm
136

It’s simple really - Florida is better than us. Congrats to them !

Comment by BamaCPA — December 7, 2025 @ 6:59 pm
137

MIch- just trying to give you some perspective which I know is hard for a Gator. The SEC was NOT good this year. It is why Bama went undefeated because the West was definitely NOT good. Look at the OOC record for the SEC. Bama has an average QB in an overall above average offense. Georgia, the third best team in the SEC and one of the best Os supposedly, couldn’t close out or outscore Georgia Tech. The best QB UF has faced all year long actually knifed through your secondary quite effectively until he decided to throw it right at the secondary instead of his own receivers. I haven’t seen Bradford make too many of those boneheaded throws, mainly because he doesn’t have to since he has a VERY GOOD OL and quite honestly one of the best receivers in the game in Iglesias. You can talk about the Big 12 having no defenses, but I think that is in part because their offenses this year have simply been unbelievable. Did you bother to watch any BIg 12 games throughout the season? OU’s D has seen equally productive O’s as UF. UF’s D hasn’t seen anything as efficient or balanced as OU’s O. Just my opinion, but I think UF is going to be shocked when everything that has been coming so easily this year suddenly isn’t coming so easily against OU. SEC teams freaked when UF started scoring and helped their own demise. OU didn’t look like it was freaking when it was going toe to toe with high flying opposing O’s all year round.

Comment by meg — December 8, 2025 @ 12:21 am
138

Meg,
My desire to make out with you is much stronger than my desire to argue right now.

All of this nonsense will be sorted out in a month, so why don’t we just play tonsil hockey until then?

MUAH!!

Comment by Mich-Placed Meg Lover — December 8, 2025 @ 7:19 am
139

Well said #136. Any you’re both better than us. But still, I just can’t stand Tebow.

Comment by OhioDawg — December 8, 2025 @ 8:51 am
140

This site rocks gives meaning to my life

Comment by North 2 — December 8, 2025 @ 11:28 pm

December 6, 2025

DOCTOR TEBOW…

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