DOCTOR TEBOW…
…is in.
Screw your “Heisman.” We shall take the prescription of victory, and it will be enough for all of us, Dr. Tebow included. (HT: Caroline, who rules.)
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“firtune” = fortune
“Skullfuckville” = Texarkana
Comment by Hyman Motherfucking Roth — December 7, 2025 @ 10:01 am
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Had the good firtune of scoring seats, and was pucker factor 100 the entire game until the final TD. Bama is a very solid team and probably as disciplined as I have seen. Florida’s running game w the quarkbacks DEPENDS on someone being faked out and missing a tackle, and it just did not happen.
Great game, great opponent. Best of luck in the Sugar. AuburnFans rants are misplaced. Your program is headed, at least temporarily, to Skullfuckville. Mind your own shop.
Comment by Hyman Motherfucking Roth — December 7, 2025 @ 10:00 am
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Where’s all the hate directed at OK for running up the score, not only last night, but the entire season?
Where’s the cries for Stoops’ head on a platter for being stoopid enough to keep his Heisman winning (potentially) QB on the field the entire game last night, hellbent on hangin’ 60?
There’s NO DOUBT that little record OK set last night is a direct result of the fact that there’s NO DEFENSE to be found in the Big 12.
Florida 44
Oklahoma 24
Comment by Mich-Placed Gator — December 7, 2025 @ 9:50 am
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#59
You just played a perfect game and still got punked by 11. Bammer is not close to being back.
Comment by bamasux — December 7, 2025 @ 9:36 am
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NewASSTigger, Why don’t you sit down & shut the fuck up. Your team got shut out and shut down all year long. Where were you last week? Ho’w that coaching search going? What about that great recruiting class you had going? Remember the 70’s with Barfield? See ya next August. We have an extra month of practice for our guys. How much do you think that will help our Frosh & Sophs?
Comment by EufaulaPete — December 7, 2025 @ 9:21 am
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Pelican-
Much thanks, Bammer is much younger than I thought.
Comment by yoyofutbawl — December 7, 2025 @ 9:18 am
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Seems to me you forgot TOsu as a common opponent between PSU and USC.
Irrelevent I guess since the PSU-USC debate will be settled on the field. Hint… USC will be a TD favorite.
Comment by TheReverendNutt — December 7, 2025 @ 9:10 am
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Dear Lord…
Let the shameful taste of being left out of competition for the national title be like crap in the cornflakes of those who deny us a playoff system. Let one university president after another be scolded by rich alumni that their team deserved a shot at winning it all, and let them be shamed in front of their peers and friends. Please allow the calculators of the Mighty Mouse add up the numbers and find them overwhelmingly in favor of a playoff system. And in case none of this makes a difference, please let our upcoming president be so dillusioned as to imagine his team might have a shot at a national championship if they only had such a playoff in place. In the name of the holy trinity (Rockne, Bear, Hayes) Amen
Comment by InsaneCoachPosse — December 7, 2025 @ 8:53 am
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@79
Do all other 11 SEC teams get to put a NC trophy in their trophy case if Florida wins the NC? Just wondering.
I’m surprised more people are not talking about how much Florida dominated Alabama in the 4th quarter? That was total domination.
Bama gained 1 yard of offense, scored 0 points, and lost the time of possession by 8 minutes. On the flip side, Florida scored 14 points - had there been another minute on the clock probably 21 points - and owned the 4th quarter.
All that without Percy Harvin, their most dynamic and explosive play-maker.
Comment by 7Heisman7NCs — December 7, 2025 @ 8:31 am
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KB @ 65 -
Yeah, the logic breaks down in every scenario. It’s true that Texas Tech and Alabama lost to 12-1 teams, but it’s also clear they weren’t on the level of their opponents in those losses. Alabama lost by 11 despite playing a near-perfect game and Florida without their best offensive player and 2 D-linemen. So who deserves to be ranked higher, the teams that got killed by 12-1 teams or the teams that lost in “fluke” games to solid 8-4 teams?
I guess it all depends on your biases, but if you look at quality wins Alabama clearly comes out at the bottom with their only “big” win over a 9-3 Georgia team ranked #20. USC and Penn State would be next with each winning their conference and getting a win over a Top 10 team - PSU should be higher than USC in any poll based on results against common opponent (Ore State). Texas Tech would be next, and the top 3 would be the same. So I still say the Top 3 would be OU, Texas, UF in that order. The rest of the Top 7 is arguable…
Comment by PSUfanNYC — December 7, 2025 @ 8:06 am