SEPARATION OF CHURCH AND (GO!) STATE
So, Tim Tebow has to walk past a church sign suggesting people pray for him every day, or at least live in a town where someone, presumably in order to catch the eye of parishioners who’d rather head on down to Panera, grab a bagel, and spend Sunday morning doing something else rather than sit in church, puts his name on a church sign to attract attention:
“I’m going to pray that [Tebow] is true to his faith because if he falls and gets caught up in some kind of scandal it will be bad for Christianity,” Brown said.
Brown doesn’t know Tebow but says the quarterback is an important role model. The minister says if Tebow gets into trouble, then the image of Christians could suffer.
“I know the story of David, so we know it’s possible for all of us to fall,” Brown said.
If the Crusades and Worship Jamz haven’t done it by now, it’s not going to happen if Tim Tebow gets caught doing anything remotely un-Christian. What will happen is that people who see this will see you as a hucksterish attention whore who uses our beloved weepy baby-rhino in the most cliched and cheap of manners to drive just one more soul into that church and get their tithes. Oh, and that we need to crack out one of the internet’s Bronze Age Classics, the church sign generator, to do justice to other church signs in the college football universe.
(HT: Sports by Brooks.)
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I was going to leave a post that basically said that y’all (SECers) are actually stranger than we are about religion and football. Then I got to the end of the article. The pastor…”Brown, a graduate of Texas A&M and a native of Wichita Falls, Texas”.
Yes, that sounds just about right.
Comment by blon — September 30, 2025 @ 12:14 pm
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I still pray for Friday Cheesecake.
OH GOD WHY HAVE YOU ABANDONED ME!!!
Comment by meatybob — September 30, 2025 @ 12:22 pm
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I always play golf on Sunday mornings so I don’t appear to be a hypocrite. However, I was told by some who would know that church attendance in North Fulton county was down on September 28 due to God smiting the Dawgs and possible hangovers. Those that did make it out of their homes waited in line for gas.
Comment by Crabapple Buck — September 30, 2025 @ 12:28 pm
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Love the signs. As for the social commentary, please take it to beliefnet. Mixing politics and football is like mixing dog shit and peach cobbler.
Comment by 4.0 Point Stance — September 30, 2025 @ 12:28 pm
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I see what you did there with the Christian Scientists.
I hear they’ve retained Oregon State’s d-line in case Rey comes to rehab his knee by chasing them down. Jacquizz is waiting in the sacristy to blow past him as well.
(Do Christian Scientist churches have sacristies? Or is that just residual confusion on my part from Catholic HS?)
Comment by DC Trojan — September 30, 2025 @ 12:37 pm
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Ooooh! We touched God!
Comment by Orson Swindle — September 30, 2025 @ 12:39 pm
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blon, I can’t tell…is this your typical “poor Aggies” rhetoric, or a veiled praise of Big XII love of football? I am starting to believe you have an “Edsbs.com mentioned A&M; submit typical response?” reminder on your computer.
If, however, this is a “shot” at Wichita Falls, I am all for it.
Comment by Ag20 — September 30, 2025 @ 12:53 pm
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@4 - that’s considered a delicacy in Starkville.
/don’t let the door hit your ass on the way out
Comment by GamecockTony — September 30, 2025 @ 12:56 pm
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#4
I see from the link that you are a Stanford graduate? That explains it. Down here, football is religion and we see absolutely no separation between the two. We pray for wins on Sunday.
The saddest day in Texas was when SMU left the conference. It was a HUGE deal when the Methodists played the Baptists. With the outcome you always knew who God favored that year.
Comment by blon — September 30, 2025 @ 12:56 pm
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Revelation 6:12 “I watched as he opened the sixth seal. There was a great earthquake. The sun turned black like sackcloth made of goat hair, the whole moon turned blood red.”
Red and black? But you probably already knew there’d be UGA fans at the Apocalypse.
Comment by Larry Langolier — September 30, 2025 @ 1:00 pm
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Another hour, another Texas threadjack, world without end, amen.
Comment by Holly — September 30, 2025 @ 1:03 pm
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#7
No, I’m in mourning as are you, I assume. The family is in crisis… this year just stinks. I hate to see A&M do as badly as they have. I’m hoping that they will improve because there is a tough schedule ahead.
I was actually referring to the very conservative, religious types that do attend A&M. Not unlike a lot of the rural areas of the state. This isn’t a nasty comment, just an observation.
And Wichita Falls is a pit. Why someone would want to live there is a mystery to me.
Being an Aggie you will enjoy this. Did you know that when they were planning to start Tx Tech, they originally went to Wichita Falls? They gave the city a choice: an asylum or the university. We know what they chose. The state institution is still there and Lubbock has Tx. Tech. So Wichitonians (I don’t know what you actually call them) aren’t as stupid as we thought?
Comment by blon — September 30, 2025 @ 1:06 pm
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Orson,
For those attending Yeshiva, the “spread offense” would be referred to as the “schmear offense.”
Comment by John — September 30, 2025 @ 1:08 pm
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Just a guess, but I think Brown was likely referring to those without irreversibly hardened hearts.
Comment by ChemE93 — September 30, 2025 @ 1:08 pm
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http://trashpile.net/upload/old/1127726712868.jpg
Comment by johnny douche — September 30, 2025 @ 1:09 pm
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@ 4.0: Wouldn’t that be grand? Not having to look at a bunch of stupid campaign lapel stickers on every jackass at the game?
Comment by Gen. Stoopnagle — September 30, 2025 @ 1:11 pm
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Blon -
Arlen sucks and Wichita Falls rules, and you want to know why? Because I am only 5 minutes away from the great state of Oklahoma! Go Sooners! Ta ta da DA, ta ta da DA, ta ta da DA, ….
That, my friends, is a scene from “King of the Hill”, one of the great shows on TV, and way better than the blantent Simpson’s rip off “Family Guy” which is only entertaining to those to are evil and/or simple.
My political commentary of the day.
Comment by meatybob — September 30, 2025 @ 1:15 pm
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Ah, yes, typical elitism from blon, thus confirming my own personal sterotypes about UT alum.
Comment by Raider — September 30, 2025 @ 1:16 pm
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BTW, I am an engineer, so correct spelling is beneath me. I only spell “blantent” the way it SHOULD be spelled.
Comment by meatybob — September 30, 2025 @ 1:19 pm
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17 & 18:
Kudos to you for throwing that out. Excellent scene, excellent show. If I’m not mistaken, at least one of the shopkeep and/or his son was missing sleeves. +5.
Comment by Ag20 — September 30, 2025 @ 1:38 pm
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John @13 +1
That was quite clever.
And now - I think I’ll head to Goldbergs for some Sundried Tomato cream cheese and an asiago bagel.
Comment by Ryno — September 30, 2025 @ 1:42 pm
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The point that Blon made can be found in the book “Runnin’ with the big dogs : the true, unvarnished story of the Texas-Oklahoma football wars” by Mike Shropshire. I am sorry that I do not recall the page number that mentions the Wichita Falls asylum/ university trade off.
The book is a good read and has some pretty good lines.
Comment by Anonymous IV — September 30, 2025 @ 4:08 pm