September 13, 2025
INTO THE MEDIA-SATURATED MAW: USC-OSU
Another day in college football bat country gives way to night. Come out and play:
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Y’all absolutely killed with this thing last week. Let’s fuckin’ dance.
OPEN THREAD: ALL THE GAMES EXCEPT THE ONE GAME EVERYONE’S TALKING ABOUT
Splish splash, campers. This’ll be our home until 5 PM Pacific, 8 PM God’s Time, when we will all be thoroughly relieved to see kickoff in the Coliseum just so we won’t have to hear about it anymore.
Matt Grothe, football hero. We’re as spooked as you are.
