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Amen!
Comment by CrimsonBarrister — May 29, 2025 @ 3:27 pm
2
Sweet Jesu…er…Saban!
Comment by beauford @ theonlygamethatmatters — May 29, 2025 @ 3:27 pm
3
The Good Saban giveth and the Good Saban taketh away.
Comment by The Big Nasty — May 29, 2025 @ 3:36 pm
4
Nick Saban, Superstar,
Do you think you’re what they say you are?
Comment by the croominator — May 29, 2025 @ 3:42 pm
5
Saban is just alright with me, Saban is just alright, oh yeah
Saban is just alright with me, Saban is just alright
I dont care what they may say, I dont care what they may do
I dont care what they may say, Saban is just alright, oh yeah
Comment by Hot Boiled Peanuts — May 29, 2025 @ 3:54 pm
6
Render unto Saban the things that are Saban’s.
Comment by Brian O'Blivion — May 29, 2025 @ 4:01 pm
7
And on the seventh day, he recruited.
Comment by Pat — May 29, 2025 @ 4:01 pm
8
Our Bear, who art in Heaven,
Hallowed be thy Name.
Thy Championship come.
Thy will be done,
in Tuscaloosa as it was in Birmingham.
Give us this week our weekly win,
And forgive us our penalties,
As we forgive those who penalize against us.
And lead us not into probation;
But deliver us from the NCAA.
For thine is the Program, and the power, and the glory,
Forever.
Amen.
Comment by PeterPumpkinhead — May 29, 2025 @ 4:03 pm
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#7, I bow down to your greatness
Comment by Pat — May 29, 2025 @ 4:05 pm
10
I guess it was teenage Saban (notably absent from Scriptural documents) who was assisting Belichick as def.coordinator when Bill ruined what was left of the (pre-Baltimore) Browns
Comment by DC Domer — May 29, 2025 @ 4:05 pm
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Pat, remember that it’s the Sabanth Day. Think they’ll go Saban and Six this season, or Six and Saban?
Comment by Bagger Douche — May 29, 2025 @ 4:08 pm
12
#10, I stand corrected,
And on the Sabanth day, he recruited.
Comment by Pat — May 29, 2025 @ 4:12 pm
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you need not pray at the alter, for Saban doust only speaketh to his Followers through Video Conferencing
Comment by Hook'em Tide — May 29, 2025 @ 4:17 pm
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As an informal and admittedly unscientific observation, I would note that before the arrival of Nick Saban to the friendly confines of Tuscaloosa County, Alabama’s mentions within the esteemed pages (figuratively speaking) of EDSBS were few and far between. The only references that readily come to mind are the week after the 2005 game with Florida (an event handled with noteworthy objectivity by the purveyors of these fan friendly submissions) and the events surrounding the departure of the well thought of, but not missed at all, Mike Shula. It is now my impression the mentions have increased significantly and with a clear indication there is an expectation the Tide will be returning to its rightful place among college football’s elite. Yes, we do think it’s a birth right. If you had matured during the pantheon days of the 70’s, you would think so as well.
Be that as it may, as I reflect upon the foregoing and look to the future, I must admit these days are all the more entertaining by virtue of the inordinate amount of quality competition within the storied old SEC. Dominating the seventies was fun and I wouldn’t have missed it for the world. But as one approaches the fall of one’s existance, the possibility (probablity?) of the unexpected (one need only review college football - 2007) provides renewed reason to follow along. Let us salute these halcyon days and revel in their fruit. While we still have many miles to go before we sleep, let us at least recognize that the winds of change at last blow in a favorable direction and our return to the much beloved shores of home is but a short time away.
For those whose blood does not flow in Crimson, relish your loyalties no matter where they lie. We do not scorn a competitor, we hunger for the competition. Would that we be worthy of mention and consideration, though such may be in a form foreign to our hearts. For surely it is better that a worthy foe mention one’s name with disdain, than forego any recognition for lack of concern.
ROLL TIDE!!!!!!
Comment by Bamaleg — May 29, 2025 @ 4:28 pm
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If the unexpected becomes a probablity, rather than a possibility, does that not make it the expected? Perhaps a theme for another day….
Comment by Bamaleg — May 29, 2025 @ 4:33 pm
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Bamaleg +1
Total bullshit. Still+1
Comment by hunglikehussain — May 29, 2025 @ 4:43 pm
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Mary Magdalene=Collette Connell
Comment by hunglikehussain — May 29, 2025 @ 4:51 pm
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13 - I don’t need 1,000 words to tell you that we are going to kick your ass on Labor Day weekend to confirm what everyone already knows…
you are not back…
yet.
Comment by Coop — May 29, 2025 @ 4:52 pm
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Judas Iscariot=Phil Fulmer
Comment by hunglikehussain — May 29, 2025 @ 4:54 pm
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Pontius Pilate=Jim Delaney
/happy hour
Comment by hunglikehussain — May 29, 2025 @ 4:59 pm
21
I started on a Holy Trinity thing, then thought better….
/unpardonable sin guilt
Comment by hunglikehussain — May 29, 2025 @ 5:08 pm
22
I love… LOVE… confident Clempson fans… even if we weren’t kicking off with them, it’s always fun to watch as Great Expectations become a witch hunt for Tommy’s head, right before he pulls two games he shouldn’t out of his a$$ and saves his job for just one more season.
Which is not to say Alabama will win that opening game. It’s just fun watching Auburn with a Lake fans completely forget the last 7 or 8 years like they never happened.
Comment by PeterPumpkinhead — May 29, 2025 @ 5:27 pm
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Let me see….Bama with & without Nicky is now about 0 & 12 against LSLose and the Barners…you Bammers are pathetic in your yearning for “new” glory days and Saban as your savior. Give me a break…the SEC is a tad different since Bear could recruit and buy 200 new players a year.
Comment by Bamasux — May 29, 2025 @ 5:39 pm
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Some poor dumb bastards will be begging Saban’s forgiveness for what they’ve done to Tebow’s old high school. Or maybe they’ll be rewarded.
Of course, it’s mine too. C/O ‘95, bitches!
Comment by Allahver Fist — May 29, 2025 @ 5:46 pm
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HARVEY KORMAN HAS DIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Comment by PeterPumpkinhead — May 29, 2025 @ 6:32 pm
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Not a Bama fan, but it goes with the posting:
In nomine Bama, et Ursus (Bear), et Saban. Amen
Comment by Anonymous IV — May 29, 2025 @ 6:43 pm
27
Count Demoney has passed. Damn.
Comment by hunglikehussain — May 29, 2025 @ 6:44 pm
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Holy living fuck.
Orson, your blog is worth 1.8 million brah.
http://juicedsportsblog.com/2008/05/top-100-valuable-sportsblogs.html
Comment by Ryno — May 29, 2025 @ 7:37 pm
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Hail Saban!
Comment by gosouthgohard — May 29, 2025 @ 7:42 pm
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#28, Ryno
…and worth every penny, if not undervalued. I hope my erroneously conceived future Fist babies win the why-not-do-it EDSBS Scholarship.
Hey Swindle, go start a Fortune 500 company.
Comment by Allahver Fist — May 29, 2025 @ 8:12 pm
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@28 Ryno
I brought this up earlier. No comment from the capitalistic, Taft-Hartley protected bourgeoisie Swindle Enterprises conglomerate.
/fuck it, I’m a Republican. It’s cool.
Comment by hunglikehussain — May 29, 2025 @ 8:19 pm
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IPO?
Comment by hunglikehussain — May 29, 2025 @ 8:20 pm
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@6
Comment by hunglikehussain — May 29, 2025 @ 10:09 pm
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@6
A Tide Tithe?
Comment by hunglikehussain — May 29, 2025 @ 10:09 pm
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@33
Phalangical dexterity is ETOH influenced. Dumbass.
Comment by hunglikehussain — May 29, 2025 @ 10:16 pm
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Does this mean that Tuberville is God?
After all, last year he asked Nick…..
“Who’s your Daddy?!”
War Eagle
Comment by Sullivan — May 30, 2025 @ 6:38 am
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#1 though #13: +1 cocktail
after that it got a little wierd.
Comment by CincySooner — May 30, 2025 @ 7:22 am
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Brian Cook does not approve of this post.
Comment by crimson daddy — May 30, 2025 @ 8:24 am
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It’s just fun watching Auburn with a Lake fans completely forget the last 7 or 8 years like they never happened.
This typed by a bama fan. IRONIC!
Comment by ChemE93 — May 30, 2025 @ 8:34 am
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It’s not DeMoney, it’s De-Moh-nay.
It’s good to be the King.
Comment by yoyofutbawl — May 30, 2025 @ 9:25 am
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Silly Bammers. Everyone knows Mark Richt is the closest a coach can come to godliness.
Comment by UgasTexan — May 31, 2025 @ 7:24 am