FARK OF THE COVENANT: THE BATTLE OF ALL BATTLES
Occasionally, a thread emerges from a message board of such magnificent stupidity and silliness that it must be pulled from the otherwise drab fabric surrounding it. A skein of gold, if you will, woven into the dull burlap of our existence.
We must perform such an extraction on the Fark War going on at the Fark Factory at Tennessee, where LSUFreek is napalming away at Vols fans with devastating accuracy and creativity. We sample one below; the rest are over at their house.
Someday, in a truly awesome world, masters’ students will be writing theses on these.
Flattering to both of them, we think.
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Holy shit I almost missed the action going on in the background as well!
Comment by Brian — November 28, 2025 @ 1:35 pm
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Great picture! The sumos just needed to be fatter, though.
Comment by WDamnE — November 28, 2025 @ 1:38 pm
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Buddy Ryan is jealous.
Comment by yoyofutbawl — November 28, 2025 @ 1:40 pm
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couldn’t get Tom Amstutz in there somewhere?
Comment by Jerkwheat — November 28, 2025 @ 1:43 pm
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I don’t know why, but Parcells got me.
Comment by jebus — November 28, 2025 @ 1:44 pm
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@ Number 4
Dude, it’s a computer screen not a billboard!! LOL.
Comment by Walrus — November 28, 2025 @ 1:48 pm
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Oh wow. I’m glad I’m laughing heavily at home right now.
Comment by Signal to Noise — November 28, 2025 @ 2:02 pm
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For those that haven’t, click on the thread. That thing is absolutely amazing. Orson picked one of the better farks, but I’m not 100% sure that’s the best. There really is some phenomenal work in there.
This may be my favorite…
http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g308/ut9099/LSWho/bigboy-phil.jpg
Comment by Mr. Egger — November 28, 2025 @ 2:04 pm
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Where’s “peeping Croom”?
Comment by hailstate — November 28, 2025 @ 2:06 pm
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“We must protect this Ryan’s Steakhouse.”
Comment by robert — November 28, 2025 @ 2:15 pm
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Both have slimmed down quite a bit.
Comment by Anonymous IV — November 28, 2025 @ 2:27 pm
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he’s hiding behind the pickup truck on the new fark that has saban w/ a mullet & shirtless
Comment by yoyofutbawl — November 28, 2025 @ 2:36 pm
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“peeping croom” & dacoachO
http://vmedia.rivals/com/UserMedia/FanPagesPhoto/Gallery/20/O97713.jpg?v=0
hopefully the link works
Comment by yoyofutbawl — November 28, 2025 @ 2:42 pm
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Is that Pat in the back left? That’s funny!
Comment by Out of Conference — November 28, 2025 @ 2:48 pm
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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again…LSUFreek makes Ryan Adams look like Oblomov.
Comment by robert — November 28, 2025 @ 2:57 pm
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Those sumo outfits sure are slimming.
Comment by Crabapple Buck — November 28, 2025 @ 3:04 pm
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Just where is it supposed to get funny?
Through four pages, all I’m left with is a pressing need for brain bleach.
Comment by Blog Goliard — November 28, 2025 @ 3:05 pm
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The Dallas restauranteurs must have the vapors considering the possibility of a Tennessee-Kansas Cotton Bowl.
Comment by Albino Tornado — November 28, 2025 @ 3:09 pm
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Threadjack?
UH coach Art Briles taking career-ending turn to Waco per ESPN:
Briles confirmed he was leaving in a news conference Wednesday at Houston after meeting with his players.
http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=3131738
Comment by UgasTexan — November 28, 2025 @ 3:16 pm
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The “Leave Nothing” picture was the funniest thing I have seen in weeks. Awesome!
Comment by sdf fan — November 28, 2025 @ 4:10 pm
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#15-LMAO! Oblomov
Comment by LSUfreek — November 28, 2025 @ 4:22 pm
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I can understand taping up your plantar fascia on your foot, but why the big and second toe?
Comment by Out of Conference — November 28, 2025 @ 5:16 pm
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Tuberville? In MAH Arkansas?
It’s more likely than you think.
Comment by mawghog — November 29, 2025 @ 12:39 am
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OoC, probably to protect skin damaged when shoved backwards in a previous bout. Or else it is something different.
Comment by Not a Fifer — November 29, 2025 @ 6:11 am
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Somebody needs to tell these idiots that it’s called a photoshop, from the name of the program traditionally used to make the images. Fark is a popular place for photoshop contests, but the damn image itself isn’t called a “fark.” What kind of backwoods logic is that?
Comment by Holstein — November 29, 2025 @ 7:02 am