Occasionally, a thread emerges from a message board of such magnificent stupidity and silliness that it must be pulled from the otherwise drab fabric surrounding it. A skein of gold, if you will, woven into the dull burlap of our existence.

We must perform such an extraction on the Fark War going on at the Fark Factory at Tennessee, where LSUFreek is napalming away at Vols fans with devastating accuracy and creativity. We sample one below; the rest are over at their house.

Someday, in a truly awesome world, masters’ students will be writing theses on these.


Flattering to both of them, we think.