DON’T YOU WANT ME, SABAN?
Real life’s dealt us a mundanely busy hand today NOT involving some pre-weekend blogging. Life steals your jerseys sometime, but what do we do? We just borrow one, write our name on the back, and keep going like a real Hokie would.
(BTW, our refusal to waste a Saturday during grad school watching Chan Gailey coach football looks better and better after last night. Tech is a putrid offensive football team, and in the middle of the third quarter the stadium was half-empty and resembled less a division one football stadium and more a European soccer stadium after a riot.)
So accept this joint project between Joel and ourselves involving the most bitter matchup this weekend, the LSU/Alabama game between the team that made Saban the 4 million commodity he is and the team currently paying the price tag. He was working as a football coach in Michigan-that much is true. But even then he knew he’d find a much better place, either with or without you, LSU
If your Youtube is blocked, click here for the Flash version.
Fine, fine work by Joel as always. The Viewer’s Guide should be up around lunch, so check in for Hannibal’s guide to couching it with the precision of a team of commandos and making the most of the waning weeks of the season.
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AWY, thanks. How could I forget that one? Blasphemy. Grudgingly, I will stick with my answer.
Comment by Brian O'Blivion — November 2, 2025 @ 12:06 pm
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B O’B-
you forgot one:
f)+100 cocktails
Comment by AllWhoYonder — November 2, 2025 @ 11:59 am
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Brilliant.
Mike kind of looked sad, though. Harem not performing?
Comment by NoleinTexas — November 2, 2025 @ 11:46 am
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EDSBS cliche multiple choice:
A) Slow clap.
B) Wow. Just wow.
C) I just threw up in my mouth a little bit
D) You owe me a new monitor
E) Where is my cheesecake, motherfucker?
As much as I despise this option, the only cliche choice here is E.
Comment by Brian O'Blivion — November 2, 2025 @ 11:46 am
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45:
You mean desperation, like claiming that the athletics department had no control over the Brad Lester situation, and that they would let the proper academic committee make its decision? Of course, immediately after getting Croomed, that tune changed a little. Academic integrity, yes sir indeed.
Comment by Tater Salad — November 2, 2025 @ 11:41 am
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I don’t suppose there’s any way to train the real Mike VI to lipsynch like his picture in this masterpiece? That would be truly splendid.
Comment by DC Trojan — November 2, 2025 @ 11:40 am
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# 16 A loss to the Dawgs is not out of the question - SEC teams are playing great this year coming off the bye - ala MSU next weekend.
Comment by BamaCPA — November 2, 2025 @ 11:39 am
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Seriously one of the funniest things I’ve seen in a long time. Great, great work, guys.
We need a tutorial on doing stuff like that over at my site, 3rdsaturdayinblogtober.wordpress.com
Comment by Ghost of Neyland — November 2, 2025 @ 11:33 am
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That was wonderful, guys. Orson, you even made your voice sound a little like Philip Oakey’s.
(Before anyone starts giving me demerits, no, I had to look it up on Wikipedia. I mean, I loves the ’80s pop cheese, but I’m not THAT ghey.)
Comment by Doug — November 2, 2025 @ 11:22 am
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so 50 is the new 5 at Alabama…
Comment by wvjgrad69 — November 2, 2025 @ 11:19 am