DON’T YOU WANT ME, SABAN?
Real life’s dealt us a mundanely busy hand today NOT involving some pre-weekend blogging. Life steals your jerseys sometime, but what do we do? We just borrow one, write our name on the back, and keep going like a real Hokie would.
(BTW, our refusal to waste a Saturday during grad school watching Chan Gailey coach football looks better and better after last night. Tech is a putrid offensive football team, and in the middle of the third quarter the stadium was half-empty and resembled less a division one football stadium and more a European soccer stadium after a riot.)
So accept this joint project between Joel and ourselves involving the most bitter matchup this weekend, the LSU/Alabama game between the team that made Saban the 4 million commodity he is and the team currently paying the price tag. He was working as a football coach in Michigan-that much is true. But even then he knew he’d find a much better place, either with or without you, LSU
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Fine, fine work by Joel as always. The Viewer’s Guide should be up around lunch, so check in for Hannibal’s guide to couching it with the precision of a team of commandos and making the most of the waning weeks of the season.
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Next week when the NCAA formally announces it is investigating Bama; Saban to Texas A&M….book it!
:-)~~~~
Comment by kt — November 2, 2025 @ 9:52 am
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From the linked AJC article: “Taylor, for reasons unknown, decided not to change.”
Heroic display of solidarity, backing up his fellow teammate that took back the starting job OR a whiny I-need-attention-so-please-put-my-name-in-the-newspaper-even-though-I-didn’t-play move?
Comment by Kevin — November 2, 2025 @ 9:44 am
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Sadly, I think that singing was better than anything I could do.
Fortunately, the game last night was the final nail in Gailey’s coffin - or at least said nail being driven halfway in. When we get destroyed by UGA in 3 weeks, this will finally be over.
Comment by ehrenb — November 2, 2025 @ 9:40 am
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with a few more dollars and a bit more time, you might come to rival the production value we see at Kansas State.
Comment by Turk182 — November 2, 2025 @ 9:30 am
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If this is what it takes to be at the top of the sports blogging world, I’m glad I’m a member of the lower classes.
$50 for the next song to be a Gansta’s Paradise cover.
Comment by blackertai — November 2, 2025 @ 9:27 am
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Coooh! ain? waza ollfoodbawCoachNick adoin’ in dat Bamarama shert? Who dat Miles? I bin polin’ rond ova’ Henderson on da pirogue fa wile now, don’ memba no Miles? Don matta, dem tigas gonna sho dem ol CoachNick coo-yon fa goin down da Kuba.
Comment by Boudreaux — November 2, 2025 @ 9:19 am
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While funny, I am bitterly disappointed that Saban didn’t sing the female lead.
Comment by HFS — November 2, 2025 @ 9:19 am
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A little “moob jiggle” at the end and it would have been perfect.
Comment by crabs — November 2, 2025 @ 9:16 am
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I don’t think Coach Saban has time for that shit.
Comment by Xaryn — November 2, 2025 @ 9:07 am
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Funny as shit. I like the mini-Tiger.
Comment by Out of Conference — November 2, 2025 @ 9:06 am