DON’T YOU WANT ME, SABAN?
Real life’s dealt us a mundanely busy hand today NOT involving some pre-weekend blogging. Life steals your jerseys sometime, but what do we do? We just borrow one, write our name on the back, and keep going like a real Hokie would.
(BTW, our refusal to waste a Saturday during grad school watching Chan Gailey coach football looks better and better after last night. Tech is a putrid offensive football team, and in the middle of the third quarter the stadium was half-empty and resembled less a division one football stadium and more a European soccer stadium after a riot.)
So accept this joint project between Joel and ourselves involving the most bitter matchup this weekend, the LSU/Alabama game between the team that made Saban the 4 million commodity he is and the team currently paying the price tag. He was working as a football coach in Michigan-that much is true. But even then he knew he’d find a much better place, either with or without you, LSU
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Fine, fine work by Joel as always. The Viewer’s Guide should be up around lunch, so check in for Hannibal’s guide to couching it with the precision of a team of commandos and making the most of the waning weeks of the season.
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Some AU homer, a radio host elsewhere in the state, on Finebaum yesterday said that he had a source in the Auburn Sports Network that believes Tubs is leaving for A & M.
I’m skeptical personally, but take it for what it’s worth.
And P.S., barners: I was only listening to Finebaum because I happened to be in the car on business. First time I’ve heard the guy in a long time.
Comment by RIP Logan Young — November 2, 2025 @ 8:41 am
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Yikes. Let me try that again without tripping over my fingers:
No. 5 — This, from Third Saturday in Blogtober, is helpful to an understanding of what LSU fans might be feeling.
Comment by Joel — November 2, 2025 @ 8:26 am
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That was fucking great! The only disappointment was when it ended.
Comment by TIGERinATL — November 2, 2025 @ 8:22 am
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Because we have guests this week, my regular blogging spot was taken, so I was finishing this thing up last night in bed with my wife trying to sleep beside me. She must have heard that thing a hundred times in her slumber.
This morning she woke up sick.
Just sayin’.
Comment by Joel — November 2, 2025 @ 8:17 am
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Hilarious. Well done. I love the constant use of the Saban dark lord pose. I have no ill will, but I could see people in SEC country hating that guy.
Comment by Odell 51 — November 2, 2025 @ 8:17 am
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Great stuff (although Randy from American Idol says it “was a bit pitchy”). Joel, you have mad skeellz!
Comment by fotodog — November 2, 2025 @ 8:14 am
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With all the potential coaching jobs coming open this year, I have to give thanks to Sly Croom once again for whooping up on the Shula Tide last year.
I hate to think who Bama would have ended up with if we had waited.
Though, Michigan has recovered nicely and Tuberville is probably too smart to look like he is running scared from Saban. I don’t think he’ll be going anywhere.
Nutt maybe gone, but I bet Orgeron will get another year.
Still, I’m thrilled that we won’t see Saban back at LSU.
Comment by bama_buck — November 2, 2025 @ 7:56 am
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Orso, you should try hot tea with lemon and honey to soothe your sore throat and improve your pitch and tenor. Otherwise, that was Chantastic.
Comment by jbob — November 2, 2025 @ 7:55 am
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With a little production work (knob turned to J-Lo), this could be better than the original.
Comment by Sean — November 2, 2025 @ 7:45 am
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Great effort Orson, but stick to your day job… and blogging
Comment by Futbawl Fan — November 2, 2025 @ 7:41 am