Hey, life’s a hustle. Especially when you’re a complete whore for hats. Iowa’s wideouts arrested for credit card fraud unwisely put this on their Facebook page…
Cash equals wealth, right?
…which is just one of a zillion pictures of stupid Jebus and Oops Pow Surprise have from Hat Ho Krew of Iowa.
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My favorite is the picture where one of them is wearing a Dale Jr. jacket. I know your in the whitest state there is but wow.
Comment by Reggie Ball Superstar — August 22, 2025 @ 1:53 pm
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Looks like they got their Mensa cards pulled
Comment by maomatt — August 22, 2025 @ 1:57 pm
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This makes my boy Perriloux look somewhat less stupid than he really is, which is Galactus sized.
Comment by LSUJoshua — August 22, 2025 @ 2:03 pm
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Anyone know how the guy on the left lost the top half of his right index finger? My money is on something heroic, because he sure doesn’t seem embarrassed by it at all.
Comment by Domer Guy — August 22, 2025 @ 2:07 pm
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…must add University of Idaho’s latest drug bust. 2 current, 1 former football player, and a current female track athlete all busted for possession of the cheebs, while on their way to a Wazzu function. Look it up, and put it on the next Fulmer Cupdate.
Comment by Blue Turf — August 22, 2025 @ 2:07 pm
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hooray for idiots on facebook.
Comment by Brian — August 22, 2025 @ 2:08 pm
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They should probably stop watching 50 Cent videos.
Comment by Edsall is God — August 22, 2025 @ 2:08 pm
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cash money bitches!
Comment by Rob — August 22, 2025 @ 2:09 pm
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Now if Hayden Fry were still around, who wants to bet those would all be pink jackets?
Comment by Rusty — August 22, 2025 @ 2:11 pm
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Apparently, it is “in” to wear those NASCAR jackets that have all the driver’s endorsements on them. I saw several relatively recently, or possibly when I was flipping past BET or MTV.
Second, the Iowa site is becoming one of my favorites. Granted, I have NO idea who most of Iowa’s players are, but I am in the early stages of admiration for Cedric “The Entertainer” whatever his last name is. That guy is bringing some excitement to the cornfields.
Thanks for the heads up, Orson.
Comment by Coop — August 22, 2025 @ 2:14 pm
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Nuthin’ like the cold, HARD streets of the the urban jungle that is Iowa City to bring this out…
Comment by sjs1959 — August 22, 2025 @ 2:16 pm
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Freddy Krueger meets Flavor Flav meets hat that don’t fit. Proper.
Comment by Allahver Fist — August 22, 2025 @ 2:22 pm
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I thought Big 10 schools had a higher academic standard than most ? is Big 10 the “Bizarro 10″ ?
Comment by Scalz1 — August 22, 2025 @ 2:22 pm
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Nice. The guy on the left is holding up several $5 bills. It’s all about the Lincolns baby! Who be dippin in the Focus wit da spoilers?
Comment by BYOB — August 22, 2025 @ 2:28 pm
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What Minnesota football players take by force, Iowa players get by rocking stolen bling. Everybody knows that big ballers got swimming pools full of hoes.
Comment by doreblogger — August 22, 2025 @ 2:39 pm
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I sincerely hope the Ellis T. Jones award isn’t based strictly on actual points totaled, because this…this is good.
Comment by Run Up The Score — August 22, 2025 @ 2:45 pm
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Cornhole Mafia?
And truly disappointed in the lack of big bottomed hos…do they exist in Iowa?
Comment by Professor Gundlach — August 22, 2025 @ 2:46 pm
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Maybe the cash was lifted from A.J. Hawk’s apartment in 2005.
Comment by The Contrarian — August 22, 2025 @ 2:48 pm
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Fuck all that — how did Flavor Flav (right) make the roster at Iowa? Was he a walk-on?
Comment by Doug — August 22, 2025 @ 2:51 pm
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That reminds me…I have to “go get my Goose on.”
Comment by Raider Red — August 22, 2025 @ 2:56 pm
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“I’m in this business of terror got a handful of stacks Better grab an umbrella
I make it rain, (I make it rain) I make it rain on them hoes!”
God bless Facebook!!
Comment by Aerobab — August 22, 2025 @ 3:03 pm
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These fine gents are not only thieves… but biters, too:
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art3/1021052bucks1.jpg
Comment by Whohah — August 22, 2025 @ 3:04 pm
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\Threadjack:Start:>
Word of advice from the marketing team assigned to Domino’s Pizza:
The Oreo Pizza might seem like a great tasting stoner food, but is really more like rotting smore flavor.
That is all.
\Threadjack:End>
Comment by That 5.0 Guy (Now at Work!) — August 22, 2025 @ 3:08 pm
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#4
Wow. Just wow. Best. Comment. Ever.
Comment by Chanibal — August 22, 2025 @ 3:10 pm
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Yup, this is precisely the reason why we started a sports blog dedicated to our beloved Hawkeyes.
We’re so proud!
Comment by jebushchrist — August 22, 2025 @ 3:10 pm
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mr. freddy kruger shirt’s hat is like 3 sizes too big. why do thugs not bend their bills and tuck their ears in their hat?? /stereotyping
Comment by gerry dorsey — August 22, 2025 @ 3:12 pm
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\Threadjack:Start>
I have no idea how to write code.
Feel free to start with the jokes at my expense
\Threadjack:End>
Comment by That 5.0 Guy (Now at Work!) — August 22, 2025 @ 3:12 pm
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So after 3 days sitting the life raft staring with intense belligerence at the magician, the parrot blurts out, “Ok, I give, where the hell did you get black guys in Iowa?”
Comment by Out of Conference — August 22, 2025 @ 3:21 pm
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Why am I the first to comment on the massive BOOM box in the background, circa 1990? Guess they have that in case they need to listen to some mix tapes from their big booty ho’s.
Comment by Katy — August 22, 2025 @ 3:29 pm
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how did Flavor Flav (right) make the roster at Iowa? Was he a walk-on?
Anthony Mason (left) pulled a few strings for him.
Comment by Palouse — August 22, 2025 @ 3:35 pm
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Whoever he is, someone should tell him he’s doing “The Shocker” all wrong. That’s WAAAYYYY too many in the stink.
Comment by Doug — August 22, 2025 @ 3:40 pm
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I wonder if I withdrew a shit load of money from my bank account, put up some pictures of it on face book, then re-deposited it all on the sly, if I would have some skanks up on my shit? Having a couple grand isn’t as big time as SPENDING a couple grand. please tell these low rollers to take a seat.
Comment by Brian — August 22, 2025 @ 3:42 pm
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Dominoes man: “yes, I think you have enough there for two pizzas and two orange sodas. You want change with that?”
Comment by blazin — August 22, 2025 @ 3:49 pm
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“You can call us Aaron Burr from the way we’re droppin’ Hamiltons!”
Comment by Orangeblood — August 22, 2025 @ 3:52 pm
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Who knew it was “gangsta” Hawkeye football players were really the target of the Ad Council’s latest PSA warning teens about posting pictures on their profiles for “not so friendly” people to find?
http://www.adcouncil.org/video.asp?cid=56&campaign=Online Sexual Exploitation&url=http://adcouncil.wmod.llnwd.net/a540/o1/adcouncil/radio/online_sexual_exploitation/ose_click.wma&title=Click
Comment by DiamondM — August 22, 2025 @ 4:00 pm
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Okay, that didn’t work. Try
http://www.adcouncil.org/default.aspx?id=56
and then go to the Youth Targeted radio ad called “Click,” or the one called “Ding” which ominously references photos being forwarded to “your coach.”
Comment by DiamondM — August 22, 2025 @ 4:03 pm
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Mr. Swindel,
With regards to the overall Fullmer Cup standings, I wasn’t sure if you were aware 5 of the 7 charges against Anthony Scirrotto were dropped on Wednesday….
http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/07234/811140-143.stm
Comment by Brian — August 22, 2025 @ 4:10 pm
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Michael Vick won’t be missed during his absence….there are plenty more on their way up…
Comment by Roaminggator — August 22, 2025 @ 4:17 pm
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#29-
Perhaps because that’s not a boom box? (and the preferred nomenclature is “ghetto blaster”) That is what is commonly known these days as the “bookshelf stereo system”, and is quite prevalent at your local Best Buy/Circuit City/whatever.
Comment by crazy tom — August 22, 2025 @ 4:28 pm
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Oh, and FYI, this is what a ghetto blaster, straight out of 1980 (ish) looks like
Comment by crazy tom — August 22, 2025 @ 4:30 pm
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Congratulations, Iowa!
You’ve just won Enron’s Fulmer-Cup Changing Performance!!
Comment by NewAZTiger — August 22, 2025 @ 4:32 pm
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17: They certainly do exist in Iowa. There is very little concern for chivalry or marriage or promises thereof. COMPLETELY different from the chicas at my alma mater (Roll Tide!). Best decision I ever made was going to law school up here…pendulous breasts and dubious morality abound!!
Comment by Der Schatten — August 22, 2025 @ 5:00 pm
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I’m gonna go out on a limb and guess he won’t be part of the 38%.
Comment by akaRonMexico — August 22, 2025 @ 6:58 pm
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Okay, exactly when will a college coach get smart and confiscate all camera’s from a team, and mandate that all players have cell phones that do not have a camera function?
Will anyone have the balls to tell his team “No Facebook, no MySpace, nothing of that sort”
What the F do they have these pages for? Social Networking? Can’t you be like the guys on the practice team and just wear your lettermans’ jacket around all over campus so people know you are an athlete? Girls basically scissor sister each other in a bar now, but you still need to pick up some strange thru Facebook?
I mean Christ, what is up with so many dumbasses taking pictures now in college?
Comment by Milrey — August 23, 2025 @ 8:30 am
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ODB would be proud
Comment by Turk182 — August 23, 2025 @ 10:42 am
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“So after 3 days sitting the life raft staring with intense belligerence at the magician, the parrot blurts out, ‘Ok, I give, where the hell did you get black guys in Iowa?’”
Brothers have been playing for Iowa as far back as 1910, when Ottumwa’s Archie Alexander play tackle for the Hawkeyes. An accomplished engineer, he later became governor of the US Virgin Islands.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Archie_Alexander
From 1918-21 Fred “Duke” Slater of Clinton IA became Iowa’s first black All-American, and with Nile Kinnick, an inaugural member of the College Football Hall of Fame. After graduating he was the only black player in the NFL. He later earned his law degree at Iowa and retired as a municipal judge in Chicago. Iowa’s Slater dormitory is named in his honor.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duke_Slater
In the early 30’s, Ozzie Simmons was another Black Hawkeye all-American, who was a victim of racist on-field attacks by Illinois and Minnesota players.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ozzie_Simmons
In 1956 Iowa’s Calvin Jones became the first Black Outland Trophy winner and another CFHoF inductee.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cal_Jones
In 1959 Iowa’s Willburn Hollis was among the first black starting QBs in major college football history.
Meanwhile, SEC schools were greeting Black applicants with axe handles, Rottwielers and firehoses.
That said, these retarded thugs are an embarrassment to the University of Iowa.
Comment by Chitown Hawkeye — August 27, 2025 @ 12:40 pm