the only thing I brought back from the game, besides a whole lot of butthurt.

The thought of Jon Gruden as a head coach in the same state doesn't frighten us in the least since so few people have pulled off the double of being successful college and pro coaches, and Miami's already had one of those in Jimmy Johnson. We're betting lightning odds of that not happening twice, though if it were to happen anywhere Miami's a very nice bet. (Gruden's got so many other strikes against him too: paltry college coaching experience, seemingly taking on the job as a midlife lark, and the very lucrative easy MNF job he's got right now.) Now, Mullen? Mullen's a different beast, and a more frightening one. He knows the recruiting territory, knows how Urban Meyer works, and has shown the ability to construct offenses out of spare parts, old thread, and pure optimism. The thought of him putting something together with the speed counties' bounty is a bit terrifying I mean HE'S A GREAT HIRE GO AHEAD.

I have no idea what this means. Well, other than "NERRRDS!"

A moment of silence for Mr. Leslie Nielsen "They've been cutting back on real actors for a long time."

Really fun piece of work here based on images from Big Marv's twitter account. I especially like the Roxy Reynold's Pussy & Ass kit. Simply awesome.

From the Curious Index: " the default bottle of liquor/sex toy combo we're so fond of at the holidays." or as we call it in my house, Dork Tequila

The uninvested neutral may find their natural alignments listed in this week's Rivalry Week edition of Rootability. BTW, you should totally pull for South Korea, not because the DPRK is evil (they are,) but because the ROK LOVES COLLEGE FOOTBALL AND RICKY STANZI AND THUS AMERICA.

PEOPLE OF WISCONSIN: We have loved your batty, brutish coach since this little incident, and we have long admired your crystal football-caliber drunksmanship. The EDSBS Bureau Of Aggro-Tourism is Madison-bound for Week 13, and we seek the finest tailgating stories, photos, and bar recommendations for this week's column. If you'd like to be interviewed or have anecdotes to spare, email wolfbearclownshark-at-gmail, please and thank you.