Clemson's star wideout and returner was arrested for something in Clemson today. Dabo Swinney has made no comment about it yet, but when he does he will turn red, gesticulate wildly, and most likely spit a bit while he does it. UPDATE: Demon weed, again.

eCMR is no Saint, AJC Commentator (TH overflow)

Creature from the AJC comment threads, we don't know how it happened. When you trapped on your roller skates of stupid and started rolling on the rink of imbecility, somewhere along the way you hit a wormhole, warped to a new plane of genius, and then rocketed downhill into a pool of inspiration. (From this article, which Luke found and has Mark Richt just being the chillest of Christ-bros as always.)

We weren't joking about Ryan Leaf Sasquatch fiction. Or at least, we weren't joking about something like Ryan Leaf as Sasquatch fiction.

We're living in the future, y'all.

(The awesomeness starts around the 9:07 mark) Dogs playing college football? Dogs playing college football. Elements of extreme merit: -There is a dog college football player named Red Mange who is supposed to suit up for Airedale U. -The dog quarterback is already a better, more accurate passer than John Brantley was or ever will be. -A dog also knocks out another dog with a bottle. This is everything great about America in one amazing black and white clip.

We are all now in Conference-USA. It's going to be a bitch splitting up the checks at the celebration dinner, but Golden Corral's worth the hassle. CHOCOLATE FOUNTAIN WONDERFALL FOR ALL.

Boooo This Man

puppers? (google result for "cutest puppy ever"

How many goofy hats can you buy with $8 million?