No award exists for Prince Amukamara's achievements in the field of outstanding hair, and that is a crime. (via @bubbaprog) It does have its own soundtrack, however.

Jim Morrison has officially been pardoned by the state of Florida according to the Palm Beach Post Clearly having seen the stability afforded to Penn State by Joe Paterno, Florida has decided to reanimate the corpse of the Lizard King and name him head coach of the Gators

This is how I grieve. Don't you dare judge me.

It's almost redundant at this point, but Charlie Strong watched a lot of the dudes he got into coaching with get jobs before he got his first shot, and mostly because of a very, very stupid reason: he's black, and he has a white wife. Only Louisville jumped in without hesitation, both because of his excellent track record, and because Charlie Strong's pungent and inescapable masculinity--kept from harming the general public with sheer lust by only the fastened top button of his polo shirt--transcends all considerations of race.

We're doing a different sort of Aggro-Tourism this week, covering any and all locations and aspects of the Army-Navy game. If you're a fan of either team or went to either academy and would like to be interviewed for a Friday piece, hit us up at wolfbearclownshark-at-gmail.

For tonight, and tonight only: a good roll in the sad-wallow.

Other than the dates, everything still works here.

A quick piece on the five teams who, in a FANTASTICAL IMPOSSIBLE UNIVERSE WITH A PLAYOFF WHICH WE ALL KNOW CAN NEVER HAPPEN, would be double-nasty dangerous in this insanely ludicrous hypothetical parallel universe.

Bring it on you heathen bastards! Catholics vs. Convicts IV: Remember When We Used to be Good Dec 31st 2010. Payout: 1.9 Million per team (figure does not include tolls or ransom payments)

"Fuck you. Fuck Auburn. I'm not a sore loser." CowboyInTN lives!