STAY ICY, PEOPLE, BUT…
…there’s your first “source close to the situation” saying Leach is close to finalizing a deal to come to Auburn.
so nervous
SO EXCITED
so nervous
SO EXCITED
UPDATE: Graham Harrell says there’s a great chance this could happen.
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Dear God,
Please make this happen.
Comment by Der Schatten — December 5, 2025 @ 1:14 pm
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I got “The Sad Murderer”, which is either a Truffaut film or the worst name for a pirate ship ever.
Comment by BurritoBrosShits — December 5, 2025 @ 1:10 pm
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maybe i’m stupid. maybe i play too many video games. or maybe i just always loved watching Spurrier’s old Florida teams hang 50 on everyone that wasn’t Auburn, but i’m really starting to warm up to the idea of Mike Leach, head coach of the Auburn Tigers. if only because it would piss off all the stuck in the past redneck fans and would give me and my dad new things to get angry about. i still want Butch Davis more than anything…but the longer the Leach question lingers, the more and more i want the answer to be YES.
Comment by suicidewatch — December 5, 2025 @ 1:09 pm
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Oh, yeah - re Leach’s type of offense. I wonder whatever Leach runs will work as well against SEC Ds as TT against Bama in the Cotton Bowl in 2005. TT came in after a season of scoring a zillion points a game and a mediocre Bama team (good D though) beat them 13-10. Maybe it’ll work as well as Hawaii did against UGA last year in that butt-raping called the Sugar Bowl…
Comment by Andy — December 5, 2025 @ 1:01 pm
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First, Leach doesn’t scare me. In fact, I’d be thrilled. Having Leach in the SEC has ENTERTAINMENT!!!!! written all over it.
And if Shula can stop that offense, certainly Saban can.
As for Nutt, I’d be shocked to see him leave OM after one year, when they were so nice as to offer him a job when the hogs got tired of his txting.
Comment by PeterPumpkinhead — December 5, 2025 @ 1:00 pm
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Re: #27 - Pirate Ship Generator
I just checked the Pirate Ship Name Generator above and found a couple of good names for new AU offenses right off the bat:
First up was
“The Disgraceful Mermaid” - I find this appropriate for what Bama recently did and will continue to do to Auburn’s “O” in the coming years, and second name returned was
“The Sadness of the Wolf” - I consider anything with the word “Sadness” to be highly appropriate for the AU offense, currently and in the next few years.
Comment by Andy — December 5, 2025 @ 12:54 pm
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Re #27: The best suggestions to date were . . .
- The Hate of the South
- The Insanity of the Captain (so good because it’s true)
- The Morbid Strumpet
Comment by DevilGrad — December 5, 2025 @ 12:54 pm
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Mr. Pelican Pants that was an awesome link:
Buccaneer’s Trident
Calypso’s Deciet
Satan’s Saber
The Hell-born Demon
The Damned Strumpet
The Red Insanity
The Screaming Captain of the South
The Vile Whore
I pick “The Screaming Captain of the South”
Well back to work on cataloging POW and Holocaust survivor oral histories.
Comment by Anonymous IV — December 5, 2025 @ 12:53 pm
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If true, does the barn get yet another nickname/mascot/?
Comment by CrimsonBarrister — December 5, 2025 @ 12:52 pm
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As a Georgia fan, Leach worries me a great deal, but maybe his presence at an annual rival will prompt Richt to finally start cracking the whip and getting our shittastic defense back into shape.
Comment by Doug — December 5, 2025 @ 12:50 pm