HANG ON, POOPY
Ohio State seems to be doing what good teams do after getting their heads kicked in early: regrouping, finding their rhythm, retooling with the extremely un-gay Buckeye Pistol formation. (Fullback! GRRR!!!), and otherwise recovering nicely for a stretch run.
Gosh almighty, that’s pungent. Does someone need to dot an ‘i’ in here?
It’s your standard, level-headed Tressel performance, though there’s just some shit a football coach can’t predict or take care of, like say, the shits. OL Steve Rehring, who was supposed to rotate in and see spot duty after missing two games to injury, had a problem with false starts no amount of coaching or scheming could prevent.
“He missed an 11-play drive,” Tressel said. “He had to go to the restroom, and so he probably would have played closer to half of the time, but he missed an 11 and then he missed like a 10 (play drive).”
That’s quite a restroom break.
“Well, there were multiple.”
Hopefully, Rehring didn’t blow a Power O-ring, and will be prepared to assume his proper duties blocking for Mark May’s least favorite player in the universe, Terrelle Pryor. It’s always nice to know that Tressel likes a good shit joke, that Skyline Chili is still fulfilling its role as human Dran-o, and that the Buckeyes are keeping the uncontrollable pants-crapping to the sidelines, and not letting it spread to the field.
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Golden.
I really wish Rehring would have just shit his pants while playing, then refused to leave the field. I also wish that he would have told everyone, so the booth would have heard about it and been forced to make awkward references to it.
As an aside, Skyline fuckin’ rocks.
Comment by db — October 8, 2025 @ 5:07 pm
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Everyone around Buckeye nation thinks that picture of Tress and the 2006 offensive line is really badass and it isn’t. Barton (74) looks like he’s about to puke, Datish (behind Barton) looks like the dude pissing himself in Gladiator, Rehring (center) is probably taking a shit mid-shot, and Boone looks very “you got a purty mouth”.
And Tress just has a way of looking like something is stuck up his butt most of the time, anyway. I much prefer Beanie running across Michigan’s endzone, crazy beard and mistaken rose in tow for badass Buckeye imagery. It doesn’t hurt that he’s the only player I’d actually call a badass on the Buckeyes’ current team.
Comment by poguemahone — October 8, 2025 @ 4:39 pm
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Brilliant headline. Took me a few seconds, though.
Comment by Innocent Bystander — October 8, 2025 @ 3:37 pm
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I’m sure Mrs.Tressel appreciates the bacon strips in Jimmy’s pants, after a good game. Nice.
Comment by croc — October 8, 2025 @ 3:13 pm
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@23 - Yeah, or a ‘relocated’ catholic priest
@24 - Totally agree. I liked GoldStar better anyway when was in Ohio.
Q - Why do they call Ohio ‘The Heart of it All?”
A - Because the brain ain’t there
(Sorry… just love cheapshot’n Buckeyes)
Comment by TheMightyErik — October 8, 2025 @ 3:03 pm
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Skyline is not chili, but it is quite delicious, and never gave me the runs. If you. Are new to it, stick with the cheese coneys.
Comment by cincyjacket — October 8, 2025 @ 2:20 pm
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Re: #5 and #10
Skyline is a meat-sauce.
Skyline is not chili, and I refuse to refer to it as such.
There are many reasons to not call it chili:
1) If you can’t stick a spoon in it, let go, and have the spoon stay standing, then it isn’t chili.
2) If you pour it over spaghetti, let it sit for five minutes, and discover that half of the meat has fallen BETWEEN the noodles, then it isn’t chili
3) If you have to serve it over spaghetti or on a hot dog before it starts to taste good, then it isn’t chili.
So long as you don’t think of it as “chili” then it can be very tasty. Tasty enough to rival Taco Bell as the late-night drunk-food location of choice.
And never, never, NEVER order it by itself in a bowl.
Comment by CincySooner — October 8, 2025 @ 2:01 pm
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Prick. That’s the word I’m looking for. Tressel just looks like a prick.
Comment by OhioDawg — October 8, 2025 @ 1:00 pm
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Bathroom humor and OSU…an irresistible combination…
Comment by sb — October 8, 2025 @ 12:34 pm
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@20…..That’s because we borrowed it from you and tweaked it slightly. No one from OSU is claiming credit for inventing the pistol formation.
Comment by NVBlueWolf — October 8, 2025 @ 12:32 pm