COLT MCCOY HAS BEEN HIT HARD MANY TIMES IN DISGUSTING FASHION
Colt McCoy has to have taken more late hits and cheap shots than any current starting qb in college football. Perhaps it’s something about the Texas offense and the way they run their quarterback; perhaps it is a hopefully abandoned habit of holding onto the ball too long; perhaps McCoy just smells like fear and cookies and brings out the Darwinian aggression in opposing defenders.
The reasons are beyond our understanding, both because we don’t have the time or space to investigate the question properly, and because we can’t do math. Therefore, if you are a Colt McCoy fan, and do not wish to see his shit get rocked repeatedly and painfully in many horrendous variations, please do not watch any of these.
Contrarily: If you smell fear and cookies just reading this, you may want to click through and enjoy.
Bonus: Kate Bush REEEEEEEEMIIIIX!!!
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On the Kellen Heard hit, McCoy threw an interception to Mark Dodge. Heard saw the pick and spun around to block someone and there was McCoy wandering towards the sideline. Based on all the videos I’ve seen (and I’ve seen a lot of breakdowns of this play), Heard hit McCoy as Dodge was getting tackled. A couple other horns were blocked at about the same time, and significantly harder.
In any case, Heard shoved McCoy (hard) rather than driving through for the big time hit it could have been, it was just unfortunate that it was McCoy’s bad shoulder (reinjured earlier in the game when Chris Harrington forced a fumble). Heard played to the whistle, McCoy didn’t.
What I really gained respect for in the Kate Bush clip was KSU’s D, I hope our admittedly crappy line does a better job of protection than that.
Comment by TexasAggie — October 9, 2025 @ 11:22 am
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I’m an OU fan but I just gained a heck of alot of respect for that kid. Those hits were vicious. The one where he got leveled walking back to the huddle they should have kicked that kid off the team. Austin English’s hit was not intentional, you could tell he didn’t hear the whistle. Hang tough Colt!
Comment by Shepard — October 8, 2025 @ 6:38 am
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@15 - Rudy C “so what” would trade both nuts for that guys line
@21 couldn’t happen to a nicer guy/program
Comment by TheMightyErik — October 8, 2025 @ 4:11 am
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I’ve had a bit of a soft spot for Texas ever since their helping hand in ‘96. But it looks like Colt must have lots of soft spots, after all that tenderizin’…
Comment by peachy — October 8, 2025 @ 3:27 am
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Fuck kellen heard and michael bennett. cheap shot b.s.
aggy == last place big 12 south depending on the Battle of the Brazos. Aggy vs. Mighty Baylor.
It’s 1:48am and OU STILL SUCKS!
Comment by ankf00 — October 8, 2025 @ 2:49 am
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A disgrace to the name. A real Colt would take a gunshot to the brain after falling like that.
Comment by Barbaro — October 8, 2025 @ 2:19 am
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Ah yes #10, hoping for the cheap shots to knock Colt out of the game. Maybe Peter Ullman can play a game of “Hey how’s your father” with DeMarcus Granger’s knee, that is if Granger is playing and not pilfering suede coats from the Casual Male B&T store in the Galleria.
Comment by BillStewartIsBetterThanStoops — October 8, 2025 @ 12:37 am
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Why has no one drawn the connection between this mindless violence towards young Colt and his publicly stated aversion to not only alcohol but all carbonated beverages?
Coca Cola is watching, and they are not amused.
Comment by Godfrey — October 7, 2025 @ 9:19 pm
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#16 Be sure to send a shout out to Coach Fran for that apology.
Comment by blon — October 7, 2025 @ 9:03 pm
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Jimmy Clausen is not impressed.
Comment by champ — October 7, 2025 @ 8:07 pm