SINISTER COLLEGE FOOTBALL STRATEGIES, PT. 28320
When losing by 27 points, remember: untie their shoes! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
Photo from SI, obviously, and via the brilliant people Gatorsports forums.
When losing by 27 points, remember: untie their shoes! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
Photo from SI, obviously, and via the brilliant people Gatorsports forums.
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The UT version of storming the field after a score? Get Florida… one shoelace at a time…
Add to that the shutting down of the visitor’s locker room air conditioning and they had Florida in a real pickle.
Comment by sb — September 24, 2025 @ 12:57 pm
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Perhaps the very infrequent playing of Rocky Top in Neyland was also part of the plot. (”The Gators have been playing Rocky Top down in Gainesville all week. Let’s find a Reverse-Psychology student to tell us what to do.”)
Comment by URBN G8R — September 24, 2025 @ 1:04 pm
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Still a better strategy than having Crompton throw downfield. Or anywhere.
[curls up in nearest corner, whimpering]
Comment by Holly — September 24, 2025 @ 1:06 pm
4
That is what makes SEC football great, and is why Auburn is going to Velcro Cleats this week.
Comment by NewAZTiger — September 24, 2025 @ 1:07 pm
5
This was retaliation for the scorching titty twisters the Gators had been giving out all day long.
Comment by Oops Pow Surprise — September 24, 2025 @ 1:18 pm
6
Now that is an outstanding photo.
Comment by blon — September 24, 2025 @ 1:20 pm
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New Az: Velcro cleats will match your wallets.
Comment by Der Schatten — September 24, 2025 @ 1:20 pm
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The sad thing is, he was trying to tie the Gator’s shoelaces together, but that went about as well as every other offensive scheme Saturday.
Comment by DC Trojan — September 24, 2025 @ 1:27 pm
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It was painfully obvious that Tennessee players can not play football and tie anyone’s shoes.
Comment by crimson daddy — September 24, 2025 @ 1:30 pm
10
…..at the same time.
Comment by crimson daddy — September 24, 2025 @ 1:31 pm
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is this really Fulmer and Clawson’s new offensive scheme in action? CAn you imagine: Crompton doin’ that to Terrence Cody, only to have Cody fall on him? Oh, Vols fans might support that. Damn my big thinking out loud.
Comment by Snowedin'Bama — September 24, 2025 @ 1:47 pm
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#8
yep… the way things were going, there was a good chance that Tennessee player would have wound up with the shoelaces tied through his facemask.
UT player: “hahaha lets see you run around me now!!”
FLA player: “ok… (kicks face)”
Comment by CincySooner — September 24, 2025 @ 1:53 pm
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The Vols weren’t cheap just there.
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_h6ntj4r5Te8/SNj0erxVSYI/AAAAAAAAAPE/vbaetbWU-Ow/s1600/TEBOW.bmp
Comment by ThreenOut — September 24, 2025 @ 2:03 pm
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Maybe they should just play more games with PAC-10 refs.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOdupo_2bMs
Calls for “jumping” and “tripping”? And they miss this? Even after the review to ascertain the call on the field, they miss this?
Comment by hlh — September 24, 2025 @ 2:19 pm
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Crimson Daddy @#9/10: Do you really think that Crompton knows how to tie shoes at all, though? His or anyone else’s?
Comment by Doug — September 24, 2025 @ 2:27 pm
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…and what about Tebow’s picture taped to the walls all over the weight-room? What kind of motivation did that inspire? Obviously not one beneficial to UT.
Comment by sb — September 24, 2025 @ 3:04 pm
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Josh McNeil’s just practicing for his 9AM T-TH class, Intermediate Shoelace Tying - Theory & Application of Double Knots. 3 credit hours. Profesor - Slipknot Hitch.
Comment by yoyofutbawl — September 24, 2025 @ 3:09 pm
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Der Schatten: outstanding
Comment by sandman227 — September 24, 2025 @ 3:25 pm
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At first I thought it had been photoshopped and then I thought maybe that lineman’s hands really are that clean and small. Then I thought what difference does it make cause we are making fun of tennessee which is a great way to pass the day waiting for Saturday night.
Comment by Bamaleg — September 24, 2025 @ 4:01 pm
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Damn son of a fuckin’ fuck. When does basketball season start??
Comment by Vol — September 24, 2025 @ 4:23 pm
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Ain’t no shoelaces in Rocky Top
Comment by Aqua — September 24, 2025 @ 7:21 pm
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Another SEC defensive scheme unveiled. I hope Nick Aliotti is watching.
Comment by Old Ducker — September 24, 2025 @ 7:41 pm
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They are coming to AU this weekend, better tie some good knots. That’s one of the best photos I’ve ever seen.
Comment by Dr.Ed PHDxyz — September 25, 2025 @ 1:15 pm
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His defense for this offense? He thought he was tying his own shoe.
Comment by bubba — September 25, 2025 @ 4:21 pm