BUFFALO WINGS OF DESIRE: A PLAY IN SIX ACTS
You might wonder: how does an overeducated Volunteer fan feel about the game? How does “hallucinating in the key of Wim Wenders sound?” to you? If the answer is “too bizarre for digestion,” then read no further; if not, then please, venture into the dark caverns of Holly’s subconscious 24 hours prior to the Gators coming to Knoxville.
Sie sehen uns nicht. Sie chompen uns nicht.

CUTCLIFFE: Tell me, muse, of the storyteller who has been thrust to the edge of the world, both an infant and an ancient, and through him reveal everyman. I’m an old man with a broken voice, but the tale still rises from the depths, and the mouth, slightly opened, repeats it as clearly, as powerfully. A liturgy for which no one needs to be initiated to the meaning of words and sentences.

MAJORS: Are there still borders? More than ever! Every street has its borderline. Between each plot, there’s a strip of no-man’s-land disguised as a hedge or a ditch. Everyone carries his own state with him, and demands a toll when another wants to enter. The soul of today can only be conquered and governed by one who arrives at each small state with the password. So everyone migrates, and waves his one-man-state flag in all earthly directions.
FULMER: Sometimes I’m fed up with my spiritual existence. I’d like, at each step, each gust of wind, to be able to say “Now.” Now, and now, and no longer “forever” and “for eternity.”
MARTIN: To lie! Through one’s teeth. As you’re walking, to feel your bones moving along. At last to guess, instead of always knowing.
To be able, once in a while, to enthuse for evil. To draw all the demons of the earth from passers-by and to chase them out into the world.

MANNING: Stay alone! Let things happen! Keep serious! Do no more than look! Assemble, testify, preserve! Remain spirit! Keep your distance. Keep your word.
CROMPTON: Where are my heroes? Where are my own, the curious ones, the first, the original ones? Name me, muse, the immortal singer who, abandoned by those who listened to him, lost his voice. He who, from the angel of poetry that he was, became a poet, ignored or mocked outside on the threshold of no-man’s land.
Wait! I want to know everything.
You figure that out for yourself. That’s the fun of it.

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Hilarious.
Bravo!
Comment by Tzubear — September 19, 2025 @ 1:42 pm
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Johnathan Crompton as Homer? Maybe Homer Simpson.
And “overeducated”? We all know you liked(and understood)”City of Angels” much more.
Comment by BDoc — September 19, 2025 @ 1:39 pm
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To tailgate, and have cheap light beer - and if you do it together, it’s fantastic.
Comment by gosouthgohard — September 19, 2025 @ 1:35 pm
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As we speak, Urban Meyer is texting Damiel Cassiel, a promising tailback at Belle Glade Elementary School.
Comment by PBC Exile — September 19, 2025 @ 1:32 pm
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Were anyone to have asked, I would have been able to advise regarding the risks of not taking the opportunity to shoot down airborne Germans at the first opportunity. First your cities are smoldering ruins, and then you are subjected to Teutonic melancholy in black and white.
Comment by Air Chief Marshall Sir Hugh Dowding — September 19, 2025 @ 1:30 pm
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“They chomp us not.”
Overeducated, indeed. My head still hurts, but I am thoroughly impressed.
Comment by WhiteSpeedReceiver — September 19, 2025 @ 1:29 pm
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An overeducated Vol fan would be a middle schooler, right?
Comment by Darkknight — September 19, 2025 @ 1:19 pm
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I’d make me have to read that again.
Comment by Allahver Fist — September 19, 2025 @ 1:18 pm
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I feel lost and sad.
Comment by Biggus Rickus — September 19, 2025 @ 1:11 pm
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Ummm…Miss Holly? My head is full. May I go home?
Comment by WhiteSpeedReceiver — September 19, 2025 @ 1:06 pm