KNOWSHON LIKES LEGOS-NOW, THIS IS NEWS.
Hey, Knowshon Moreno likes legos. He also has an infectious laugh, likes Patty Mayonnaise from the cartoon series Doug, and introduces himself as a wide receiver. These are all positives, btw, as is the fact that he jokes about liking Korn and Limp Biskit (we think/hope he’s joking.)
No mention of any lingering resentment towards ESPN’s shameless anti-Dawg conspiracy in not showing him vaulting a Central Michigan DB in the second half of a yawning blowout for two, possibly three more critical yards on a play broadcast on tiny CSS. It’s classy on Knowshon’s part not to hold grudges, since it’s all part of a vast, all-encompassing plot AGINST MAH DAWGS and against the ESS-EEE-SEE by THEM YANKEEZ IN BREESTUHL.
(Correction: we meant, against the Missouri Tigers, that is.)
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Just a couple of thoughts….
(1). Knowshon is admirably stepping into the Auburn Iron brothers shoes. Midgets in suitcases….hahahaha
(2). Prior to “The Leap” Knowshon personally gave an offensive lineman (who had made a five yard false start penalty) some “constructive criticism”. If you can back it up well…. I have never seen anyone with as much enthusiasm.
(3). Mark Richt made chicken salad out of chicken….. No Saben/Miles/Meyer hell raising. He is the Pete Carroll of the east. He created a firestorm as subtly as Burl Ives.
(4). Should Coffman have been included…Hell Yes. However ESPN seems to like to show Beenie getting “turf toe”. If it was Prothro-esque I might be interested. I have had worst looking injuries ice skating. ESPN is a joke. Just for fun…Does anyone like Mark Mays?
Comment by hlh — September 10, 2025 @ 5:41 pm
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OMG, Knowshon is adorable! I’m not even a Georgia fan, but I just want to put him in my pocket and pet him. Anyone who likes legos and can laugh like that…well, he’s alright.
And he can run and jump, too, so…good move there.
Comment by Xaryn — September 10, 2025 @ 4:09 pm
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One of the UGA starters on defense said that They didn’t like Knowshon at first. When He was red shirted and playing on the scout team He went full out, just like He plays in games. The jumping up and running back to the huddle, lowering His shoulder for extra yardage when the norm for the starters is to “take it easy” on the new guys, and the physical arrogance in His play made Them believe Knowshon was a hot dog. It was when the guys got to know Him off the field that They began to like Him. According to His teammates Knowshon IS a fun guy to hang out with and quite humble off the field.
Comment by shanensga — September 10, 2025 @ 3:35 pm
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zz,
I would think that of all fanbases right now Gator fans would be the most likely to have the hate amped up to 11. You know, after events of the cocktail party.
Comment by Biggus Rickus — September 10, 2025 @ 3:28 pm
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Patty Mayonaise?
Chris Rainey is intrigued.
Comment by PW — September 10, 2025 @ 3:25 pm
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Biggus…I have no trouble embracing my animosity for Richt. And it’s longstanding…anyone who embodies the um-f$u-uga axis of evil gets their full quota of hate from me.
Now Knowshon…meh.
Comment by zzgator — September 10, 2025 @ 2:31 pm
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The Snake will Drive Again,
No, you are definitely not alone. I prefer it myself. If there’s one thing the Goff years taught me (other than how to control my rage), it’s that it’s much better to be hated than an afterthought.
Comment by Biggus Rickus — September 10, 2025 @ 1:50 pm
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Good point Biggus. I guess it’s me and not them. I can’t be the only one wishing for an OBC upset this weekend, can I?
Comment by The Snake will Drive Again! — September 10, 2025 @ 1:45 pm
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I Like that laugh. And I like legos too!
Comment by Mike 1st Lt., USMC — September 10, 2025 @ 1:28 pm
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Yeah, I fucking hate it when the media discusses my team. I’m like, “GAAAAH! Tell me what Indiana’s up to, you assholes!”
Comment by Biggus Rickus — September 10, 2025 @ 1:25 pm