HE WANDERS LONELY AS A CLOUD
Sigh.
Knowshon! How you doing, kid? Feeling good? Thinking right?
Nah, coach. I feel…empty. Dissatisfied. Like all I do vanishes into thin air as soon as I do it, like my accomplishments mean nothing. Knowshon needs a spirit bear to wrestle. A reason for my gorgeous flight. Challenge.
I feel you. Running against inferior competition. You’re a champion, Knowshon. You crave more, right? Real challenge.
It’s like you can see in my heart, man, without cutting a hole in my chest, you know?
I gotcha. Just a second, Knowshon. I’ll be back with something for you.
Into his collar:Agent 38: enact Operation Greensleeves.
Signs passed out. Coupons awarded. Leaving scene.
Knowshon, look over there. What do those signs over there say? Can you read ‘em for me?
Coach, that’s a ways off, lemme fly Bring…bring…bring on…
Brah! They gave us free chicken sandwiches to hold these signs up! EPIC!
Ohhhhhhhhh, shit. Move out the way, sun. Knowshon just found his motherfucking spirit bear.
Attaboy. Glad to help, son. Glad to help.
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nice langolier
i hate the ajc…only they could take such a play over central fucking michigan and turn it into a 3 picture storyboard linked on the front page of their website
Comment by GoalieLax (GoNavyBeatArmy) — September 8, 2025 @ 1:06 pm
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That’s no Langolier. That’s Mangino’s mouth (actual size).
Comment by yoyofutbawl — September 8, 2025 @ 1:00 pm
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#11
Given that its ASU, they very probably didn’t know where THEY were at the time.
Comment by ClydeB — September 8, 2025 @ 1:00 pm
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Is Gummy Berry Juice on the NCAA’s list of banned substances?
Comment by Chips O'Toole — September 8, 2025 @ 12:58 pm
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Well Jonathan,
Cal’s duo do have 499 rushing yards on 56 carries (8.9 average and 6 touchdowns). And those numbers are against. . . Wait for it. . . Wait for it SEC fans. . .
Actual BCS conference opposition.
Comment by dajo9 — September 8, 2025 @ 12:56 pm
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EAT MOR CHIKIN!
You know, like Vandy.
Comment by Gen. Stoopnagle — September 8, 2025 @ 12:55 pm
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Didn’t know you guys played football on the west coast. Aren’t your guys busy with the pride marches?
Comment by reidsvilledawg1968 — September 8, 2025 @ 12:54 pm
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ZZGator,
you are all class. The gators are lucky to have you on their side. The benchmark for moral behavior and sane thoughts you are!
Comment by TheClassyDawgvent — September 8, 2025 @ 12:53 pm
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Knowshon jumping over a Langolier? In-fucking-credible.
Comment by The Ghost of Jay Cutler — September 8, 2025 @ 12:52 pm
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Did anyone read the interview where “evil” CMR threw ESPN and FOX “under the bus”? Another firestorm. The man is a genius, I tell ya!
Oh, and zzgator@13, that was more like “ass-stomping through a fog”.
/remembered Wordsworth from 30 years ago, but searches daily for misplaced sunglasses
Comment by hlh — September 8, 2025 @ 12:49 pm