LOVE ON THE ROCKS AT UTEP
How did your Saturday go? Get some laundry done? Watch your team sputter for three quarters before waking up and going for the balls in the fourth quarter? Get caught in a class 2 sex act on national television during the Texas/UTEP game? You did? We think we saw that. (Warning: video shows no nudity, but instead just a blurry, suggestive motion of immense humorous content. Nevertheless, viewer discretion is advised.)
This video represents the greatest amount of fun anyone has ever had with a Bob Davie football-related event, though you wouldn’t know it from the guy’s relatively impassive face. Footbaw! (HT: Dave.)
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Sarah thinks this is immoral behavior. Teenagers should only practice abstinence until marriage.
That theory worked well for her daughter.
Comment by blon — September 7, 2025 @ 1:49 pm
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Funny. Until some DA with better things to do decides he/she needs to crack down on those sex offenders. Then, WA BANG! They’ll be on the internets for life! And the public will be safer for it!
Comment by Gen. Stoopnagle — September 7, 2025 @ 1:25 pm
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Miss America Dept:
I wonder what Sarah Palin/Tina Fay thinks about this behavior….
Comment by Stacy Keibler Luvs Me — September 7, 2025 @ 12:56 pm
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sometimes I miss being single. My “funny sex story” involves going with an ex-girlfriend to country clothier - she wanted to get outfitted, I was just along for the changing room undies.
Whilst in the changing room, I was treated to some premeditated commando-style of undergarments. Sex did ensue, which was apparently not quiet. When we re-dressed and exited the dressing room, we were treated to a round of applause by the entire staff.
It was a proud, yet awkward day that shall live on in my memory forever.
I hope this never makes it onto the internet.
Comment by vegas_buckeye — September 7, 2025 @ 11:04 am
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Public sex is great. Few things are more thrilling than looking up at the end of the act to discover a crowd watching you — even if a policeman is a member of that crowd. . . . Of course, being this experience occurred in the Philipines, at the conclusion everyone (including the policeman) just went back to what they were doing.
Comment by allaha — September 7, 2025 @ 10:39 am
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Is that hispanic moss in the background?
Comment by scalz1 — September 7, 2025 @ 10:04 am
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That clip reminds of how I was feeling about our secondary last night. I was all red-hot and fiery at the start thinking that those freshmen were going to do great things. Then as the game progressed I realized that it just flat.
Comment by blon — September 7, 2025 @ 9:46 am
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whatsa matter? you never have a gf search your pocket for cash while you were distracted?
Comment by InsaneCoachPosse — September 7, 2025 @ 9:30 am
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The best part about this is that both of them seem to be looking at the game. I guess some things do take a backseat to football. Especially if you’re sitting on a giant rock.
Comment by John F — September 7, 2025 @ 9:03 am
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Did Bob Davie show them his “O” face?
Comment by joegamecock — September 7, 2025 @ 8:32 am