SWEET HOME HELSINKI IS HERE TO BLOW YOUR MIND
It’s a Finnish band with a Russian name wearing Kool World haircuts doing a Lynyrd Skynyrd song in English with the Red Army choir singing behind them. We don’t understand it either, but if they don’t play halftime at Bryant-Denny Stadium with this exact instrumentation and military vocal support, Alabama fans you have been cheated of something truly awesome.
(HT: To the Point, via Kanu.)
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Sad thing is, that band is better than the current incarnation of Lynyrd Skynyrd. sVET hOMESki, Alabamrades!
Comment by DirkDawggler — April 9, 2025 @ 4:17 pm
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This is not surprising to anyone who has watched the spectacle that is the Eurovision contest.
Comment by Chips O'Toole — April 9, 2025 @ 4:29 pm
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Does this mean the SEC won the Cold War?
S E C, S E C, SEC speed rulz!
Comment by Ulysses S. McGill — April 9, 2025 @ 4:35 pm
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I met the Leningrad Cowboys in Berlin about 12 years ago. Truly one of the more surreal moments of my life. And yes, their hair defied gravity.
Comment by CRW — April 9, 2025 @ 4:59 pm
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Those Russian soldiers could teach Alabamanians a thing or two about proper diction!
Comment by Derrick — April 9, 2025 @ 5:14 pm
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That is quite simply the most amazing thing I’ve ever seen. The Red Army’s haunting “oohh-AAAH” at the end will stay with me for the rest of my natural life.
Comment by CardsFan922 — April 9, 2025 @ 5:20 pm
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Is this the place to ask for everyone to go to NBC.com and vote for Roger as biggest loser?
http://www.nbc.com/The_Biggest_Loser_5/vote/register.shtml
Comment by Dave(not that one, the other one) — April 9, 2025 @ 5:23 pm
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I’ll be passing through Muscle Shoals tomorrow. I’ll stop and ask if they’ve still got “a Swamperz.”
Comment by beast in bama — April 9, 2025 @ 5:38 pm
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If these guys had been the GridIron Bash band, they’d have packed out B-D, NCAA or no NCAA.
I am so playing this video at the tailgate every saturday… for the rest of my life.
Comment by Peter(theGreat)Pumpkinhead — April 9, 2025 @ 5:39 pm
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I had just finnished (pun) my first Cabernet and started on the second when I watched this. I think I have ruptured a spleen or something from laughter.
Videos such as these are the reason I gave up “dank” years ago. My internal organs would not be able to take the abuse.
/visualizing Saban as Stalin, telling all to get with the “system” or be banished to a gulag.
Comment by hunglikehussain — April 9, 2025 @ 5:45 pm
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THAT IS THE SHIT!!!!!
Comment by Charlestownecock — April 9, 2025 @ 6:12 pm
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Bass balalaika FTW!
Comment by Chuck — April 9, 2025 @ 6:17 pm
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This is a 70’s Redneck nightmare, just after Nixon and Carter done sold out to the Ruskies..
Perfect for Jordan Hare West (the UAT Stadium), a place lost in ancient history…
Comment by AUTIGER86 — April 9, 2025 @ 6:21 pm
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Hey Derrick, no one cares to hear your asinine opinion.
Comment by Tom — April 9, 2025 @ 6:34 pm
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Glasnost, Mutherfuckers!
I actually think that the accordion, lute and tuba add something.
Comment by hunglikehussain — April 9, 2025 @ 6:36 pm
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Without the actual Red Army Choir that video is marginally amusing.
With the actual Red Army Choir there aren’t really words to describe its awesomeness properly.
Even farther up the HT tree, a HT to my buddy DS who sent that to me this morning before I shared it with Swindle.
Comment by Kanu — April 9, 2025 @ 6:38 pm
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As a huge Russophile and Finnophile this is awesome. I am aware of the contradiction in that statement. Owning a few recordings of the Red Army Chorus they are just amazing. I really like the way the Red Army Chourus ends with the chorus section of Eh, Ukhnyem. Okay I am exposing my geekiness and nerdiness.
Spasibo EDSBS!!
May 1,000 Molotov cocktails be lauched against your enemies!!!
Comment by Anonymous IV — April 9, 2025 @ 7:01 pm
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Anon IV, if it’s any consolation I have a Red Army choir CD and I’m not a Russophile. It’s good listening if you want to drink brake fluid and damn the dissidents.
Comment by DC Trojan — April 9, 2025 @ 7:06 pm
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There are enough Alabama fans that read this blog - Make this happen!
Comment by maskedavenger — April 9, 2025 @ 7:27 pm
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I’m disgusted and intrigued at the same time. Its like watching an awful car wreck.
Comment by BurritoBrosShits — April 9, 2025 @ 7:38 pm
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A southern Kazakhtanian don’t need you around anyhow.
Comment by hunglikehussain — April 9, 2025 @ 7:50 pm
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This is why the internet was invented.
Comment by Allaha — April 9, 2025 @ 7:52 pm
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Awesome, awesome video dept:
I think those Finns are cooler (campy and all) than 78.4 percent of the population of the Great State of Alabama.
Comment by Stacy Keibler Luvs Me — April 9, 2025 @ 8:04 pm
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Putin doesn’t have time for this shit.
Comment by TigerNacho — April 9, 2025 @ 8:06 pm
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Please-Oh-Please-Oh-Please! Have this exact show for the 2008 Iron Bowl. Can’t think of better evidence that America really did win the Cold War.
I also think there must be at least one Bama fan who claims to have called this one back in ‘79 during the invasion of Afghanistan, when he stated in a drunken stupor that:
“if the Bear were in charge, we’d kick those commies so bad that…”
Well, you know.
Comment by Sullivan — April 9, 2025 @ 10:15 pm
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Turns out this show was on the 1994 MTV music award show:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leningrad_Cowboys
Comment by maskedavenger — April 9, 2025 @ 11:48 pm
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23,
The Great State of Alabama don’t need you around, anyhow.
Comment by Tom — April 10, 2025 @ 12:19 am
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I’m moving to an eastern bloc country. All I gotta do is repackage western culture with an ironic twist and itd be a gold mine, GOLD! Garth Brooks won’t mind If I Dress like an elf and sing some of his classics while running around on a hobby horse goosing czech models, will he?
It’s settled then, Call Aeroflot and make the arrangements.
Comment by Brian — April 10, 2025 @ 12:26 am
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yeah, that one was in MTV but the original one was in 1993, more info here : http://www.leninimports.com/leningradtbs.html
I wuz there!!!!!!!
Comment by honeybunny — April 10, 2025 @ 12:40 am
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Ehhh. Rather small beer. If you want to see the Cowboys REALLY blow your mind, get a copy of _Leningrad Cowboys Go America_. The poster alone was so marvelous that I have a huge copy hanging over my bed: “Do you know why the Americans do not like you? You are too pale.”
OK, you need to see the film to understand why that is screamingly funny, and why there is a frozen corpse sunning itself on the car…
Comment by Fredegunde — April 10, 2025 @ 1:24 am
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well, i guess there is no god.
Comment by 911doc — April 10, 2025 @ 2:54 am
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Fulmer Cup Update - Brandon Wright, backup QB and RB for BETHUNE-COOKMAN
Comment by Sundawg — April 10, 2025 @ 6:44 am
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[er, sorry, no coffee yet] Fulmer Cup Update - Brandon Wright, backup QB and RB for BETHUNE-COOKMAN, was arrested Monday night in his dorm room where police found cocaine, marijuana and a shotgun used in an attempted murder. Wright told police he was dealing drugs to make ends meet.
Eat that, D-1 bitches! Bethune-Cookman! Whooo-hooooo!
Comment by Sundawg — April 10, 2025 @ 6:49 am
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Da Da Da
Comment by drogue — April 10, 2025 @ 7:31 am
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Didn’t Avery Atkins transfer to B-CC? What’s going on in Daytona these days? I thought everyone there lived a perfect life of bliss thanks to the beach, the track, and Hog Heaven BBQ. It seems more like Baylor-style [Dave] Bliss.
Comment by Dave — April 10, 2025 @ 8:16 am
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Awesome-ness; despite Skynyrd hailing from my fair city, I actually think I prefer the eastern euro-slav version…except for the elf shoes…put him in reef flipflops and we’re golden.
Comment by sb — April 10, 2025 @ 9:24 am
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Cocktails to whomever dug that up.
Let’s see. Singers with phallic haircuts backed by Russians with jackboots and balalaika’s. Every queer in the Southeast paying $500 on Stubhub for an upper deck seat just to see the halftime show.
Just another afternoon at Circus Maximus.
Comment by JohnInHuntsville — April 10, 2025 @ 9:34 am
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Perestroika works!
Comment by Out of Conference — April 10, 2025 @ 9:39 am
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…there’s good people in Tuscaloosa….let Comrade Lenin know that too….
Ronnie Van Zandt
One More From the Road, Fox Theatre, Atlanta 74
Comment by kt — April 10, 2025 @ 10:55 am
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drogue @ #34…what is it about eastern european/teutonic performances that seem to have the same vibrational chill? Your Trio reference brought it all home to me…thanks…I think.
Comment by sb — April 10, 2025 @ 2:44 pm
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Won’t you give me three steps, comrade, give me three steps comrade . . .
Comment by MCab — April 10, 2025 @ 6:02 pm